Woman drowns in wine barrel after becoming intoxicated by fumes

[miplank]

Prepare the cough syrup and a handle of your finest generic vodka white I compose my dramatic fairwell text for a select group of loser ex-EFers.

can I extort?

 

[WoodyO]

Only "several hundred thousand" for your pain & suffering.

 

[WoodyO]

I feel myself slipping away

 

[PICK3]

I feel myself slipping away

you feel dick

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[PICK3]

ololololololololol!

 

[WoodyO]

you feel dick

Play your cards right and I'll let you feel it too

 

[miplank]

lololololololo

 

[PICK3]

I'll prob succumb to teh Ebola

 

[-SD-]

I already know how I'm going out. Feedz is gonna stab me with a nigger knife in a drunken fit of passion.

what kind of knife is that so i know to use it to throw off teh cops