suck on a freshly sharpened Butcher knife. thanksKillahBee said:Nope.
Just fucking do it. Don't talk about it, don't think about it. Just fucking do it.
Smurfy said:suck on a freshly sharpened Butcher knife. thanks
KillahBee said:I just did, fatty.
In my experience, bullshit "support" and hand-holding only makes quitting worse. The only way to do it is to stare in the mirror and tell yourself you are a weak failure if you cannot quit. Not saying you aren't doing all this, but having a support structure to fall back on is dangerous, IMO.
Also, do you really think you can afford the inevitable weight gain, tons of fun?
no not really. I dont necessarily sit in an office for 8 hours a day anyway.tuc biscuit said:do you take smoke breaks at work?
if so prepare to work more now you have stopped
Smurfy said:no not really. I dont necessarily sit in an office for 8 hours a day anyway.
good luck i hope you do it!Smurfy said:Im feeling ok so far. After dinner, instead of sitting with my mom and sisiter and lighting up, I went and did all the dishes and washed all the pots and pans. That pretty m uch got me distracted enough to make it thru the urge to smoke. They say each urge really only lasts 5 min or so.
KillahBee's right Smurfy, I quit 27 years ago and it wasn't until I sucked it up and said thats it, that I was able to do it. It's like taking a deep breath before jumping out of an airplane, you just say that's it and never look back. I wont say good luck cause luck has nothing to do with it.KillahBee said:Nope.
Just fucking do it. Don't talk about it, don't think about it. Just fucking do it.
Smurfy said:I have quit smoking today.
You can do it girl! Keep celery sticks on hand and lots of them a lot of smoking is just and oral fixation. Do that tell you move in with Lummy then you can use him as your oral fixation 
gonelifting said:Here's a tip. Take all the money that you would have spent on cigarettes, put them in a jar every week, then at the end of the year, count it, write a check, and send it to me. Thanks
Smurfy said:I have quit smoking today.
ChefWide said:The idea that some comercial product ruled my life. FUCK THAT! like I am not strong enough physically or of character to NOT be a slave to some orchestrated commercial addiction? FUCK THAT< SQUARED!
For better or worse, i would like to decide my destiny, not some chopped up dried weed that is sold to me to make somebody else rich at the calous expense of my life.
Cheers to you, you ARE strong. When the urge strikes, go look in the mirror and ask the question: who is stronger? me? or that calous old fuck that runs Phillip Morris? Who runs my life? Me? Or them?
KillahBee said:Nope.
Just fucking do it. Don't talk about it, don't think about it. Just fucking do it.
Smurfy said:They say each urge really only lasts 5 min or so.
You are SO RIGHT, Cheffy. I keep telling myself that THIS THING WILL NOT BEAT ME!@ there's no way. I WIN!ChefWide said:big up ya, Smurfy!
I quit for kid reasons and, well, i didnt really feel like choosing to die a slow agonizing demoralizing self inflicted totally avoidable death... i might go through that anyway, but to walk into that room is too fucking stupid for description...
You know what keeps me 'quit', even though when i get ass-over-epiglotus shit-faced i still smoke a couple (that adds up to about a pack in the last 7 years): The idea that some comercial product ruled my life. FUCK THAT! like I am not strong enough physically or of character to NOT be a slave to some orchestrated commercial addiction? FUCK THAT< SQUARED!
For better or worse, i would like to decide my destiny, not some chopped up dried weed that is sold to me to make somebody else rich at the calous expense of my life.
Cheers to you, you ARE strong. When the urge strikes, go look in the mirror and ask the question: who is stronger? me? or that calous old fuck that runs Phillip Morris? Who runs my life? Me? Or them?
Smurfy said:You are SO RIGHT, Cheffy. I keep telling myself that THIS THING WILL NOT BEAT ME!@ there's no way. I WIN!
Smurfy said:Thanks to everyone for your support. Today is my 3rd day and Im holding strong.
Smurfy said:Thanks to everyone for your support. Today is my 3rd day and Im holding strong.
Smurfy said:Im certainly not asking for props. I dont even want props when its been 20 yrs since i quit. Smoking is stupid to begin with. Im an asshole for even starting that shit. Im just trying to KEEP MYSELF MOTIVATED by talking about it. Thats all.
drop your pantsKillahBee said:I am certainly not knockin you bitchtits. Just bringing another thought process to the forefront, even though most will knock it. Obviously its meaning did not resonate with you, which is fine. keep up the good work.

Smurfy said:Im certainly not asking for props. I dont even want props when its been 20 yrs since i quit. Smoking is stupid to begin with. Im an asshole for even starting that shit. Im just trying to KEEP MYSELF MOTIVATED by talking about it. Thats all.
ChefWide said:That's 'cause you're an asskicking, strong, intelligent woman. Simple.... come to think of it.. i know another woman like that....
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You were right. And I have won.ChefWide said:big up ya, Smurfy!
I quit for kid reasons and, well, i didnt really feel like choosing to die a slow agonizing demoralizing self inflicted totally avoidable death... i might go through that anyway, but to walk into that room is too fucking stupid for description...
You know what keeps me 'quit', even though when i get ass-over-epiglotus shit-faced i still smoke a couple (that adds up to about a pack in the last 7 years): The idea that some comercial product ruled my life. FUCK THAT! like I am not strong enough physically or of character to NOT be a slave to some orchestrated commercial addiction? FUCK THAT< SQUARED!
For better or worse, i would like to decide my destiny, not some chopped up dried weed that is sold to me to make somebody else rich at the calous expense of my life.
Cheers to you, you ARE strong. When the urge strikes, go look in the mirror and ask the question: who is stronger? me? or that calous old fuck that runs Phillip Morris? Who runs my life? Me? Or them?
Smurfy said:I have quit smoking today.
I done did it. Not one puff in over a year.pdaddy said:Do that shit girl, I can't be kissing an ashtray
Dude, you are NOT his type.eat big said:Will Lumberg perform cunnilingus now?
Smurfy said:I done did it. Not one puff in over a year.
The weird thing is, I have had a few bad dreams where in the dream, I caved to the urge and smoked. Then I wake up feeling so guilty and like I totally wasted all the effort of quitting.
Longhorn85 said:Good luck, congrats and congrats.
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