Why would anybody choose making smoothies for a living?

[-SD-]

Im eating pure dirt

For two weeks

 

[bigpokey]

pretty chill today when i made a smoothie with protein scoop, 4 eggs, 7 dollops of cottage cheese, 7.5 dollops greek yogurt, about a tenth of a honey bear, half a bag of frozen fruit, generous pour of oatmeal, 2 steaks and 2 chicken breats, brown rice... gotta renourishtrate after heavy jelqing sessions

 

[EarthRider]

that is one bad ass shake bro

 

[PICK3]

pretty chill today when i made a smoothie with jiz

 

[EarthRider]

lololololololo

 

[miplank]

bigpokey is gonna put girthrider out of business...

 

[PICK3]

bigpokey is gonna put girthrider out of business...

ololololol!

 

[miplank]

lololololo!

 

[EarthRider]

that is funny stuff, pick3 will be your biggest customer

 

[cuthroat]

lloooollloooll