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Why is it when people talk about their cars, they put it in (____)?!?

sawastea

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Case in point:

Killahfag said:
Oh man, I just remembered the afterparty of my senior prom. we were all out of our minds drunk (obviously). I ended hooking up with some little Italian chick that was dating a big ass football player (who would eventually kick the ever loving shit out of me). the next morning I woke up and was still hammered - went to move my car (Toyota Land Cruiser) closer to the house and ended up crushing my best friend between my front end and the rear end of a car I was pulling behind. not fun.

I only notice this with cars > $20,000. No one says "yeah, I was driving my car (Dodge Neon) the other days when some girl flicked me off."

The cars people put in the (_____) are normally BMW (insert model), Benz, Lexus and big SUV's.
 
Moron. The reason I called out what kind of car it was is because of the nature of the story. The fact that I was driving a big ass SUV played a major role in the story.

And it was my pop's ride. I had an 86 Blazer with red interior and a shag-like carpeted roof. It was the shit
 
I was just using you as an example. There are many threads like that. MattTheVaginaWalker does this often when he gets into it in some threads. Fucking WOP!
 
sawastea said:
I was just using you as an example. There are many threads like that. MattTheVaginaWalker does this often when he gets into it in some threads. Fucking WOP!


but mine is completely different, so your example has nothing to do with your point. dumb towelhead
 
I'm not a towelhead, that's Bran90210. I'm a gaucho. Your example is still relevant. You were stil drunk. You could've still ran him over with a 25cc motor scooter, in reverse. Go bake a canolli.
 
sawastea said:
I'm not a towelhead, that's Bran90210. I'm a gaucho. Your example is still relevant. You were stil drunk. You could've still ran him over with a 25cc motor scooter, in reverse. Go bake a canolli.


you obviously have no skill for story-telling.
 
Geighs,

I never tell a story and say "I was in my (whatever)..." Only time I bring up my cars is when people ask about cars, or when it is especially relevant..like a dating story where a college girl left a wet spot in my SC. ;)

I love you guys.

Homos.
 
hamstershaver said:
mts puts his in CAPS

Sorry. It was a WET SPOT in the sc.

I have a date with a 19 year old tonight.
 
Hiatussin said:
Teach her things.
hey is that a pic of u coming out of the closet?
 
sawastea said:
It is confirmed, MTS did not get any nookie, yet alone any touches.

:rainbow:

It is confirmed, there is a 19 year old college girl walking with a limp in Jacksonville.

:)

Tacos for lunch today bor.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
It is confirmed, there is a 19 year old college girl walking with a limp in Jacksonville.

:)

Tacos for lunch today bor.

did you hit her in the shin when she wouldn't give it up?
 
stilleto said:
did you hit her in the shin when she wouldn't give it up?

No, but I would have, if she didn't.

What is weirdest about dating these young girlies is that I as where they want to go for dinner and they suggest stuff like chili's, bennigans etc.

That shit is poison. I can't eat that garbage. So we end up going for like Mexican or something, which to her seems like "eating upscale".

Amazing.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
No, but I would have, if she didn't.

What is weirdest about dating these young girlies is that I as where they want to go for dinner and they suggest stuff like chili's, bennigans etc.

That shit is poison. I can't eat that garbage. So we end up going for like Mexican or something, which to her seems like "eating upscale".

Amazing.


OHHH.. now it makes sense.
go for the younger chicks... they have much lower expectations and standards.

you ARE a smart guy mts!!!!







:heart:
ps- did you ask her if she believes in the death penalty before you bent her over?
 
stilleto said:
OHHH.. now it makes sense.
go for the younger chicks... they have much lower expectations and standards.

you ARE a smart guy mts!!!!

It's so much easier than listening to a 26 year old ramble on and on about her job (I don't care) her friends (I don't care) her apartment (guess what, don't care) and whatever else.

Under 20 and over 30 is all I date anymore. The older women don't waste time - they tell you what they want and you either connect or you don't. The young girls are out to have fun and take it easy.

the middle group, poopy.
 
I remember when I was living in Miami and went out with this hot ass Cubana. I asked her where she wanted to go and she was like Casa Juancho and a few other nice digs. We rolled into China Grill with a VIP reservation and she thanked me over and over and over. Still tag it when I make pit stops in Miami.
 
sawastea said:
I remember when I was living in Miami and went out with this hot ass Cubana. I asked her where she wanted to go and she was like Casa Juancho and a few other nice digs. We rolled into China Grill with a VIP reservation and she thanked me over and over and over. Still tag it when I make pit stops in Miami.

That's a good story. lol @ VIP reservation at China Grill. did you pay extra for that?

Did you sit at the dragon table? Then when you ordered the sushi plate did they bring out 8 sauces for all 8 pieces and explain why they were different?

Good food there though.
 
jackangel said:
i (jack) ran over this stupid cunt (sawastea) while driving in my car (acura tl) on my way to work (software developer) today (tuesday).


Do you have blue tooth in your car? or is it the (older) version?
 
canseco does it in book like 29399 times

" i was going down the highwwy (porsche 911 twin turbo) and bkah

i just back from m
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
That's a good story. lol @ VIP reservation at China Grill. did you pay extra for that?

Did you sit at the dragon table? Then when you ordered the sushi plate did they bring out 8 sauces for all 8 pieces and explain why they were different?

Good food there though.

VIP @ China Grill = Valet Parking @ Applebees

Food has gone downhill the last couple years
 
pitbullstl said:
VIP @ China Grill = Valet Parking @ Applebees

Food has gone downhill the last couple years

exactly my point sir.

I knew CG was sliding downhill when they no longer had the chocolate plate for dessert. That practically ruined the whole experience last time I went.
 
KillahBee said:
Moron. The reason I called out what kind of car it was is because of the nature of the story. The fact that I was driving a big ass SUV played a major role in the story.

And it was my pop's ride. I had an 86 Blazer with red interior and a shag-like carpeted roof. It was the shit

I bet they had a field day with that one.

I don't buy the bullshit about blaming SUVs as being more accident prone. Hell, even a Pinto is gonna have a mass/weight of at least 10x more than the average person which would fuck them up no matter what. Half ton (the smallest full size) pickup trucks are still slightly bigger and weigh more than even the largest SUVs, such as the Escalade. Gas mileage is often lower as well.

I loved it when environmentalist Al Gore was bitching about SUVs and the need for fuel efficient cars, and gets into the back seat of a Suburban. :rolleyes:

SUV haters are some of the most ignorant fuckers on the planet.
 
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