there is no sense in talking of any of this.
there are only 3 real sports - the other activities are just fucking games made for amusement and something to bet against.
those SPORTS, the real and legit ones, are as follows in order of importance in my own, and likely every other person on this planet's lives:
1) NASCAR
2) bowling
3) curling
seriously - don't take lightly what I said there. people all over the world are currently in a trance like state, obsessed with bowling and NASCAR - there are starving children in Ethiopia that would love for Ferdinand Halphsephan to dominate the eastern conference this year in the national bowling tournament, but they know full damn well that he will likely choke at the end like he always does, and this tears them up inside. well, that and the need to eat, the searing hot pain of the tearing in their distended bellies, and the inevitable AIDs sickness and collapse when they turn 15.
thank god there's always NASCAR.