why i got laid this weekend....comical

[magman1]

i was out at the local college-aged bar, and this girl and her friend come up to me and my buddies, and she says to me, "wow, u look really familiar, where do i know u from?" (note to people....everyone sees right thru this line, we know 99% of the time, the person using this line has never seen u before in their life)....so i use a line i saw on tv....i say, "well, do u watch cinemax at 2am?"...it started out as a joke, but this girl really believed i was in some silly porn, and she was fascinated by it....just used it to my advantage...worked out well for all!

 

[MAX 300]

What's so comical about lying about being in a porn movie to get laid?

 

[from zero]

lol, what a dumb ho.

Nice work bor.

 

[magman1]

obvidously it wasnt the only reason....but she was fascinated by it....i started it as a joke, to provide some humor, but this dummy really believed it

 

[awittyusername]

Good job Bro!

Do what ever you have to do. A few times girls would approach my friend and I and ask we are strippers. We would say yes but don't tell anyone we don't want to make a big deal about it. You would think they would be offended by it. But, we got laid almost everytime it happened.



You get K for getting laid

 

[bran987]

What's so comical about lying about being in a porn movie to get laid?

the fact that she lied to him and he lied right back and then they both got what they wanted is comical

 

[lavi]

hilarious.

 

[the nature boy]

why did you wait till now to share this tale. I could have used it last night.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

its comical because she fell for it..

 

[Becoming]

Lol