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why i dont lick ass

vinylgroover said:
you are missing out dude......if i'm into a girl, i want her whole body, no exceptions


her monthly vaginal discharge?
 
omg u 2 know how to ruin a thread



but i agree with vg, gotta love all of her
 
if its a hard, firm, fat-free with a nice tan line - and shaved is a must - then a little salad tossing is fine. [No tongue penetration less a douche has taken place b4 the foreplay]
 
Not_Funny said:
her monthly vaginal discharge?

no.....but man juice don't taste too good either, yet all men love their women to swallow.

of course i wouldn't eat a woman's ass or pussy that had any discharge, that's not what we're talking about. A clean ass is delicious
 
must suck to be that homophobic.
 
heavy_duty said:
who did you get to shave your hole? your lady?
I've had others do it for me but its easy and quick to do by yourself; if you are in the proper location and position. Now brace yourself, this could be more graphic than some of you can handle, just remain adult about this......

the best and easiet place I find to shave the brown starfish is in the steam room. NO ONE ELSE IS IN THERE WHILST I SHAVE!!!!! OK, are we clear about that; its not a sex thing its a shave thing.
1. place the towel on the tile step/sitting area.
2. lie back, with one hand hold one butt cheek back and with the other use the Mach 3 or the Quattro; a couple quick swips on/around the hole and one side of the butt cheek and you've done that side.
3.change hands and repeat on the other butt cheek. You will over and done with it in less than 15 seconds. Trust me on this, I've done it and timed it and if you go to the steam room when there aren't many people in the club your chances of having the place to yourself for 20 seconds are quite good.

easy, quick, and smooth, baby!!!!
 
If she can't keep her ass clean she probably isn't doing much better in front either.
 
how does it feel when the stubble grows back?


top2bottomdfw said:
I've had others do it for me but its easy and quick to do by yourself; if you are in the proper location and position. Now brace yourself, this could be more graphic than some of you can handle, just remain adult about this......

the best and easiet place I find to shave the brown starfish is in the steam room. NO ONE ELSE IS IN THERE WHILST I SHAVE!!!!! OK, are we clear about that; its not a sex thing its a shave thing.
1. place the towel on the tile step/sitting area.
2. lie back, with one hand hold one butt cheek back and with the other use the Mach 3 or the Quattro; a couple quick swips on/around the hole and one side of the butt cheek and you've done that side.
3.change hands and repeat on the other butt cheek. You will over and done with it in less than 15 seconds. Trust me on this, I've done it and timed it and if you go to the steam room when there aren't many people in the club your chances of having the place to yourself for 20 seconds are quite good.

easy, quick, and smooth, baby!!!!
 
cobyguy said:
I think you can figure that one out.....LOL.....once you turn back (there) you can never turn back.....ok bad joke.....
true, and once you start shaving all that 'down there' you don't really want to stop or it'll all grow back.....:)
 
Lickin clean bum is nice. Playing with it is even better when lickin or screwin the rest. Makes some women MOAN real good. Of course you have to watch out for those who think that area is "EXIT ONLY"

What about you guys? You like it if you lady give you a little lick across the taint and your ass? 1st time on the ass was a surprise, but you get to like it.
 
theoak01 said:
god damn peel cops smutting up the board lol
They got me for speeding twice. Sneaky fuckers. Hiding in a cruiser!

SlimJim52 said:
What about you guys? You like it if you lady give you a little lick across the taint and your ass? 1st time on the ass was a surprise, but you get to like it.
Wifey loves to do it. It's a dominating thing for her. 'Course I'm laying there moaning like a schoolgirl, so she really gets off.
 
hidngod said:
They got me for speeding twice. Sneaky fuckers. Hiding in a cruiser!


Wifey loves to do it. It's a dominating thing for her. 'Course I'm laying there moaning like a schoolgirl, so she really gets off.


they are sneaky,and miserable fuckers most of em lol
 
VG...miss ya babe!

Going back to the first post...take a look at the unshaven fat guy on the right wearing the tighty whities...skidmark! Arghhhhh! Not good!

I will relish in licking an ass as long as it is clean...by clean I also mean shaven. It's not a difficult thing for most women/men to keep up with. I'm hairy and shave daily/EOD. I have a seperate shower from the bathtub and I keep a short stepstool in there to make things comfy. I lay down a washcloth and position myself comfortably to shave my legs, thighs, kitty and booty. When it's done regularly it doesn't take long at all and with regular maintainence, there is no stubble to irritate you. If your lats are so huge that you can't maintain this easilly, get your g/f to tend to you, it's worth it and fun.

Going down on a beautifully kept ass is a glorius thing!
 
Puddles said:
Going back to the first post...take a look at the unshaven fat guy on the right wearing the tighty whities...skidmark! Arghhhhh! Not good!
Going down on a beautifully kept ass is a glorius thing!
There was some discussion aboot this pic, before. I think the concensus was, the skidmark belonged to a female. Something about the seams in the underwear. Also the fat deposits at the knee, & I think you can see a bra strap at the top left of the torso. & if things are even, there's already 2 guys playing, & one other girl.
 
ok ur not gonna do it to a dirty girl.. sorry guys.. im not sure where ur digging up these pics
 
*MissFit* said:
ok ur not gonna do it to a dirty girl.. sorry guys.. im not sure where ur digging up these pics
I've been getting that one, in emails, a coupla times a year for the past 3.
 
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