Funny how most of us really got into this to get laid more.. then discovered that anything over 220 is going to be considered way too big by most girls in their early 20's. Doing it for chicks = 30mg var ED and a zero carb diet until you hit a swole 175
I juice because my parents, god bless them, endowed me with the shittest fucking genetic inheritence on the planet. Unlike you fuckers who benched 315 the first time you walked into the gym
Funny how most of us really got into this to get laid more.. then discovered that anything over 220 is going to be considered way too big by most girls in their early 20's. Doing it for chicks = 30mg var ED and a zero carb diet until you hit a swole 175
I juice because my parents, god bless them, endowed me with the shittest fucking genetic inheritence on the planet. Unlike you fuckers who benched 315 the first time you walked into the gym
With me I can honestly say it was the desire for physical power.
I hit a wall and wasn't able to make any decent gains any longer after 10 years of trainning natural....
I have only just began my first cycle and already after 2 1/2 weeks I have surpassed all my lifts and gained about 8 pounds! Needless to say this is as exciting as fuck!!!!!!
Also it's quite funny because everyone keeps commenting on how much bigger I am getting... hehe... I can see that I will enjoy myself if I can get to a freaky size some day...
My gosh... What's gonna happen 10 weeks from today when my cycle is at the end?? haha!
1) Because all the cool kids are doing it.
2) To make up for in muscle what I'm lacking downstairs (1.25 inches on a good day)
3) Cause I heard it gives you bitch tit, which is better than no tit.
4) Because I want to hit 75 homeruns on my softball league this summer, and theres only 20 games.
5) Hoping all the pimples it gives me on my back will make girls I sleep with quit staring at the ones on my dick (at least I hope they're pimples).
6) Heard trenbolone works better than lithium for schizophrenia.
7) Just quit doing heroin, and I need something to shoot up besides Bacardi 151.
8) HGH can make your head grow, and I'm hoping it will get big enough that my huge nose and ears will look proportionate.
Hey dont ya love that feelin ya get when ya outgrow your jeans and shirts in the space of a month or so. I found an old t-shirt i havnt worn in weeks, it used to be fairly loose now it barely fits.
At first it was to improve my physique and for the strength but once i really got into training i realised i wanted to compete and after just finishing my first cycle, i know that i'm gonna try and go as far as i can.