Why do so many men drink like girls?

[Alpha-Male]

Too many men these days drink like the cast of Sex and the City.
A spritz of this and a spritz of that, you might as well get your fix at fucking Jamba Juice.



I'm been told by some wise elders that going to the bar used to mean getting a stiff drink and letting the alcohol linger - it was a single malt Scotch, an Irish whisky or bourbon.
You knew what you drank, and you knew the only kicker was a splash of soda or a couple cubes of ice. When you were at the office, you didn’t complain over a cup of coffee, you pulled the bottle of the Glenlivet from under the desk. It was never for the sake of getting drunk, but because you knew the day would be so much better after those few sips.


That's how a real man should drink.

 

[Jocques Straap]

Nothing wrong with taking a couple shots to get you though the work day. But don't even think about smoking a little of the devils weed.

 

[iggy]

bro, its a free country. people can drink how they want.
not everybody drank like that in the 20s-50s.
sure a hell of a lot more did, people still drink like that today.

how do you drink? drinking more than someone else doesn't make you more of a man.
taking care of your family and loved ones does.

 

[PhoenixS]

I shotgun beers.

 

[Basic_wonder]

To many guys want to be girls anymore, let them have their drinks and hope they pick up a nice guy to go home with .....

 

[PICK3]

how do you drink?

I open the can

 

[iggy]

I open the can

pick3 does knot drink like a girl

 

[KillahBee]

I'm building a scotch bar in my cigar room in my basement. still, i enjoy girl drinks. so suck my dick.

 

[chris302001]

I'll drink whatever the fuck I want

 

[miplank]

chris loves him some shirley temples.

 

[chris302001]

chris loves him some shirley temples.

gotta water em down first, my systems a little sensitive

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[shirlene29]

gotta water em down first, my systems a little sensitive

dont want the full blown dia bettys

 

[bruce9241]

Fuck all that umbrella and a squeeze of cranberry bullshit. Scotch on the rocks. Single malt if you have it. Heres a $10, be fast with it sweetheart.

 

[cindylou]

I'm building a scotch bar in my cigar room in my basement. still, i enjoy girl drinks. so suck my dick.

youre still building that bastard? Shit. maybe I remember a thread where you were TALKING about building it....

 

[Mr. dB]

Too many men these days drink like the cast of Sex and the City.
A spritz of this and a spritz of that, you might as well get your fix at fucking Jamba Juice.



I'm been told by some wise elders that going to the bar used to mean getting a stiff drink and letting the alcohol linger - it was a single malt Scotch, an Irish whisky or bourbon.
You knew what you drank, and you knew the only kicker was a splash of soda or a couple cubes of ice. When you were at the office, you didn’t complain over a cup of coffee, you pulled the bottle of the Glenlivet from under the desk. It was never for the sake of getting drunk, but because you knew the day would be so much better after those few sips.


That's how a real man should drink.

I bet you drink amaretto sours.

 

[cindylou]

I bet you drink amaretto sours.

lol

 

[nimbus]

champagne enema is the only thing that can still get me drunk

 

[puddlemonkey]

black opals FTW!!!

 

[iggy]

champagne enema is the only thing that can still get me drunk

no jaegar?

 

[UA_Iron]

jagermeister + monsters = unpredictable.
Been hitting the absinthe lately for extra crazy night
Vodka tonics when I'm out

Beer weighs me down anymore

 

[UA_Iron]

I'll start fucking with pencil-necks like killah on jager. I'm an asshole

 

[KillahBee]

youre still building that bastard? Shit. maybe I remember a thread where you were TALKING about building it....

lol. i think i talked about it for a while before actually purchasing the house. then once i purchased it, several other projects were much more important than the cigar lounge. but now all the walls are up, ceiling is done, everything is painted. floor going down next week (hopefully). i'm buying a TV for it next Friday. all furniture is purchased already.

 

[swole]

i'm a beer guy. the darker the better.

but i could give a shit less if one of my boys wants a drink with 7 parts to it topped with an umbrella.

 

[digimon7068]

i was a fairly regular beer drinker. . .then i turned 40 and realized that carbs were my enemy. . .now i drink a beer or two here and there. . .the rest of the time i drink jim beam. . .with ice cubes. . .one glass, 4 shots, two cubes. . .

 

[chris302001]

I just had a noni berry snapple and it was delicous. No frigging idea what noni berries are but it was awesome

 

[cindylou]

I also quit drinking beer, it sucks but its gotta go as I get older and fatter blah

 

[iggy]

I also quit drinking beer, it sucks but its gotta go as I get older and hotter blah

fixed.

 

[kx250rider]

I used to drink a sixpack of Corona over a weekend... But I decided I like the one under my shirt better! Those two types of sixpacks don't mix. I quit beer all but once in awhile (meaning maybe a sixpack a year total). I never drank hard liquor. I get the opposite reaction to what a lot of men feel when they've had a few. I don't like to be out of control of myself, or feel weakened. I like to be at my 100% at all times, and ready for anything. And if my drinking habits are like a girl's, who cares? I'm secure enough with my manhood that I don't need to prove anything.

Charles

 

[ososos]

I dont drink.. What does that make me? lol..

 

[Alpha-Male]

I dont drink.. What does that make me? lol..

A Muslim?

 

[chewyxrage]

I love good beer. But as others said the extra calories suck ass. And that beer that has like 50-60 calories taste like water.

I drink either diet tonic/vodka or diet coke/rum. Still probably at least a 12 pack of beer/week though. I like booze. According to Alpha's other post, my heart is in great health because of it. It says "varied" drinks are the best way to go. So I'm straight!

 

[ososos]

A Muslim?

Yes I am lol.

 

[binö]

Too many men these days drink like the cast of Sex and the City.
A spritz of this and a spritz of that, you might as well get your fix at fucking Jamba Juice.



I'm been told by some wise elders that going to the bar used to mean getting a stiff drink and letting the alcohol linger - it was a single malt Scotch, an Irish whisky or bourbon.
You knew what you drank, and you knew the only kicker was a splash of soda or a couple cubes of ice. When you were at the office, you didn’t complain over a cup of coffee, you pulled the bottle of the Glenlivet from under the desk. It was never for the sake of getting drunk, but because you knew the day would be so much better after those few sips.


That's how a real man should drink.

this post demonstrates that you are a merely a creation of mass marketing (i.e that drinking a certain type of drink makes one more or less macho).
congrats to the marketing branch of jack daniels/glenlivet.
and how does drinking on the job concide with your beliefs that weed is terrible and the users losers?
seems hypocritical...i'll smoke my weed have fun hiding in your office sipping rebel yell under your desk while telling yourself how badass you are.
that is all discuss...

 

[redshirt27se]

this post demonstrates that you are a merely a creation of mass marketing (i.e that drinking a certain type of drink makes one more or less macho).
congrats to the marketing branch of jack daniels/glenlivet.
and how does drinking on the job concide with your beliefs that weed is terrible and the users losers?
seems hypocritical...i'll smoke my weed have fun hiding in your office sipping rebel yell under your desk while telling yourself how badass you are
that is all discuss...

being a raging alcoholic is cool though. it proves you are a man.



being a stoner and laying around is childish though. i'll forward the memo.

 

[nimbus]

this post demonstrates that you are a merely a creation of mass marketing (i.e that drinking a certain type of drink makes one more or less macho).
congrats to the marketing branch of jack daniels/glenlivet.
and how does drinking on the job concide with your beliefs that weed is terrible and the users losers?
seems hypocritical...i'll smoke my weed have fun hiding in your office sipping rebel yell under your desk while telling yourself how badass you are
that is all discuss...

LMFAO @ rebel yell

 

[jnevin]

I take my Crown with ice, depression, self loathing, and regret.

 

[binö]

I take my Crown with ice, depression, self loathing, and regret.

has the depression schtick got you e-laid yet?
seemed to work for ht

 

[binö]

being a raging alcoholic is cool though. it proves you are a man.



being a stoner and laying around is childish though. i'll forward the memo.

the only way a man handles a problem is over a bottle of bourbon or a fistfight.

(thank god we don't live in this 1880 fantasy cowboy land that never really existed like hollywood/winchester/jim beam would have you believe it did...i hate whiskey and was never much of a brawler)

 

[jnevin]

has the depression schtick got you e-laid yet?
seemed to work for ht

I honestly haven't bothered to put myself out there.

 

[binö]

I honestly haven't bothered to put myself out there.

adultfriendfinder?
craigslist?
eharmony?

 

[jnevin]

adultfriendfinder?
craigslist?
eharmony?

Honestly, I have met a few people, but none have really caught my attention. I'm not a debbie downer, just busy between work and my pet human. They leave me with little time for myself and on those days I tend to be trying to unwind.

 

[binö]

Honestly, I have met a few people, but none have really caught my attention. I'm not a debbie downer, just busy between work and my pet human. They leave me with little time for myself and on those days I tend to be trying to unwind.

does pudmonk make you feel like a debbie?

 

[jnevin]

does pudmonk make you feel like a debbie?

I don't believe so. But he does make me feel pretty good about my physical appearance.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[binö]

i'll be in p-town next wens for the week.
you should be a gent and hook me up with some gym passes
somewhere on the west side hollywood area and hurry the fuk
up plz.
thanks

 

[jnevin]

I do have to admit not being to work out the way I like to has me a bit down from time to time. I can't get rid of my stress.

 

[iggy]

I do have to admit not being to work out the way I like to has me a bit down from time to time. I can't get rid of my stress.

make rap videos. always worked for me....

 

[HAYEZ]

if i want a frozen drink martini or a sex on the beach i can have whatever i want..im gonna impress someone by drinking straigh liqour? lmfao

and your 17 what do you know about a bar?

 

[binö]

if i want a frozen drink martini or a sex on the beach i can have whatever i want..im gonna impress someone by drinking straigh liqour? lmfao

and your 17 what do you know about a bar?

even more silly is that you are trying to impress dudes.
on camera these dudes look like badasses (john wayne) but in real life they are alcholoic loser scumbags.

 

[chris302001]

being a raging alcoholic is cool though. it proves you are a man.



being a stoner and laying around is childish though. i'll forward the memo.

especially if you beat your wife/girlfriend/sister/kids/wrinkled old grandma.....

 

[HAYEZ]

even more silly is that you are trying to impress dudes.
on camera these dudes look like badasses (john wayne) but in real life they are alcholoic loser scumbags.

exactly..all this talk about drinking i think im gonna go have a nice big gay frozen drink for our poster..

 

[redshirt27se]

especially if you beat your wife/girlfriend/sister/kids/wrinkled old grandma.....

i thought that was implied. i hate seeing all these pussy boys out there treating people with respect instead of physical violence. it's almost like they weren't beat as children themselves. ridiculous.

 

[bruce9241]

Back in my day real men didn't order drinks at the bar. They stayed home and played call of duty.

 

[chewyxrage]

I never pass up a good bag of wine, either.

Of course, there is the required bitchslap of the bag after downing a few gulps. Then pass it along.

 

[Blondie85]

I always get accused of drinking like a guy. As my friends order their raspberry martinis, I am on my second shot of yeager and chasing it with a sam adams light.

 

[nimbus]

on camera these dudes look like badasses (john wayne) but in real life they are alcholoic loser scumbags.

lolol

 

[PICK3]

Why do so many men drink like girls?

I don't drink like a girl.

I run like a girl ... I throw a ball like a girl

Butt, I don't drink like a girl.

just sayin'

 

[chewyxrage]

I take my Crown with ice, depression, self loathing, and regret.

Yikes.....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I do have to admit not being to work out the way I like to has me a bit down from time to time. I can't get rid of my stress.

Masturbate more.

 

[jnevin]

Yikes.....

I have to demonize it to stay away from it.

And QT... That would be utterly unpossible.

 

[chewyxrage]

I have to demonize it to stay away from it.

And QT... That would be utterly unpossible.

Has booze fucked up your life that bad?

 

[Lambruh]

Real men drink winny

 

[binö]

I always get accused of drinking like a guy. As my friends order their raspberry martinis, I am on my second shot of yeager and chasing it with a sam adams light.

olololooollolololol

 

[Lambruh]

lol srsly

 

[jaybois]

Drinking like a man netted me 2 DUI's....and a whole host of other negitive shit! I'll tip my cap to the men that drink like girls...

 

[binö]

Drinking like a man netted me 2 DUI's....and a whole host of other negitive shit! I'll tip my cap to the men that drink like girls...

here's a brief list of what being manly and drinking has got me:
-close to a felony DUI (crashed thru a guard rail causing
property damage)
-totaled car from said DUI
-2 to three fights resulting in arrest
-an STD (bitch gave me clap)
-numerous other memories too painfull to recall.

all this shit stopped about ten yrs ago, coninciding with a change in drinking patterns.

 

[jaybois]

here's a brief list of what being manly and drinking has got me:
-close to a felony DUI (crashed thru a guard rail causing
property damage)
-totaled car from said DUI
-2 to three fights resulting in arrest
-an STD (bitch gave me clap)
-numerous other memories too painfull to recall.

all this shit stopped about ten yrs ago, coninciding with a change in drinking patterns.

(shakes hand)...I feel ya bino it's unreal the havoc one can cause under the influence of that shit.

 

[Alpha-Male]

*sigh* so neither of you can handle your alcohol. How embarrassing.

 

[jaybois]

*sigh* so neither of you can handle your alcohol. How embarrassing.

Because we don't drink like girls!

 

[Alpha-Male]

lol touche

 

[jnevin]

Has booze fucked up your life that bad?

Not at all. In a way it's the best thing that could have happened to me. Gave me a new outlook on life. I never had and work issues, legal issues, or health issues. I just used it as a coping mechanism when things got bad (divorce) and using a depressant to cure the blues is never a good idea. It got me in a very bad state of mind, and when everything I had been putting on the back burner emotionally all came to a head, I had a hard time with it. I was in a serious funk for a few months. I was never one of those people that drink all day, I'd get done work, wouldn't want to go home, and would go out with friends. Sometimes I'd just be alone and numb myself. I just realized one day that a) I'd become an absolute wreck emotionally if I kept going down the path I was on, and b) people that steadily drink the way my tolerance would allow don't live long and have a shitty quality of life. So I stopped. Just what I had to do.

 

[binö]

Not at all. In a way it's the best thing that could have happened to me. Gave me a new outlook on life. I never had and work issues, legal issues, or health issues. I just used it as a coping mechanism when things got bad (divorce) and using a depressant to cure the blues is never a good idea. It got me in a very bad state of mind, and when everything I had been putting on the back burner emotionally all came to a head, I had a hard time with it. I was in a serious funk for a few months. I was never one of those people that drink all day, I'd get done work, wouldn't want to go home, and would go out with friends. Sometimes I'd just be alone and numb myself. I just realized one day that a) I'd become an absolute wreck emotionally if I kept going down the path I was on, and b) people that steadily drink the way my tolerance would allow don't live long and have a shitty quality of life. So I stopped. Just what I had to do.

fug me Bikinevin, can we get some notes,cliff?

 

[jnevin]

fug me Bikinevin, can we get some notes,cliff?

Bad coping mechanism + addictive personality + trying period in life = destructive behavior. Identifying the problem and working through it = good and happy.

What thread did you tell me about those other hip hop rapper black people musics in?

 

[binö]

Bad coping mechanism + addictive personality + trying period in life = destructive behavior. Identifying the problem and working through it = good and happy.

What thread did you tell me about those other hip hop rapper black people musics in?

i thought it was via a text.
glad you liked atmosphere though...the others:
brother ali
eyedea
hieroglpyhics (group with del)

should keep you busy for a while

 

[chewyxrage]

Not at all. In a way it's the best thing that could have happened to me. Gave me a new outlook on life. I never had and work issues, legal issues, or health issues. I just used it as a coping mechanism when things got bad (divorce) and using a depressant to cure the blues is never a good idea. It got me in a very bad state of mind, and when everything I had been putting on the back burner emotionally all came to a head, I had a hard time with it. I was in a serious funk for a few months. I was never one of those people that drink all day, I'd get done work, wouldn't want to go home, and would go out with friends. Sometimes I'd just be alone and numb myself. I just realized one day that a) I'd become an absolute wreck emotionally if I kept going down the path I was on, and b) people that steadily drink the way my tolerance would allow don't live long and have a shitty quality of life. So I stopped. Just what I had to do.

All good stuff right there. The fact that you recognized it and did something about it. Your human pet doesn't need a dad that dies at age 59

 

[jnevin]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[mrplunkey]

I don't drink like a girl.

I run like a girl ... I throw a ball like a girl

Butt, I don't drink like a girl.

just sayin'

I picture you drinking some chick drink like a "screaming orgasm".

And guess what you do with the leftover shot glass?

Just sayin'

I'm str9.6

No Mo

 

[PICK3]

I picture you drinking some chick drink like a "screaming orgasm".

And guess what you do with the leftover shot glass?

Just sayin'

I'm str9.6

No Mo

wtf???

 

[mrplunkey]

wtf???

If the shotglass in the anus fits, wear it!

 

[chris302001]

why is it sideways??? someone's been stretchin out the ole rectum

 

[jaimejame78]

Drinking like a man netted me 2 DUI's....and a whole host of other negitive shit! I'll tip my cap to the men that drink like girls...

Yeah I barely survived this by the way!

There is nothing worse than a guy getting sloppy drunk, spilling his drink all over everyone he talks to and starting shit. Gin and tonics are the devils drink!!