Why BJJ will beat 400lbs steroid freaks

[yellowperil]

180lbs Luis Gutierrez of Straight Blast Gym tooling on 400lbs Djimbe.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7944437368123635865&q=pridefc

Djimbe tapped like his nickname.

 

[yellowperil]

Djimbe,

Regale those of us here at Elite Fitness how you can crush Rickson Graacie's forearms.

Like you crushed Luis's thumb in the video.

Thanks.

 

[keinhaar]

How 'bout that.

 

[Djimbe]

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[Djimbe]

Please show where you see me In a BJJ or MMA contest , or being "Tapped Out" .

At BEST you have a Video of me in distress , and having to use the trestroom quite a few times . You have NOTHING that states that "BJJ" or anythign RELATED to it is the cause of said Distress , and the Video is actually Self Defeating .

You see , fool , IF the only reason that a BJJ guy can beat me is because I have NO Cardio/Endurance whatever , then its not a very good system , is it ? Oh , and guess what ? Ask any BB on this site how fast you can get your Cardio back ! That Video was like FOUR YEARS AGO - Have YOU Trained since then ? Well I have .

Secondly , your little flck shows co-operative Drilling - not somew DEATHMATCH , wich anyone in ANY BJJ school can tell easily .

 

[Djimbe]

Post From Knowledge . I "Grappled" for 35 min , and there was only 88 seconds to make me "look bad" with ?
1) My First BJJ class EVER
2) This was a BJJ CLASS , not a "Freefight" where Im using my own MA skills . This is ME LEARNING whatever it is you see me doing from others .
3) I did EXACTLY what I was TOLD to do . No such thing as a Bad Student , Only a Bad Teacher .
4} I was sick as heck that day and had to end the class early due to having the Chocolate Squirts . Most of the time you see here is me just before a Pottie Filling .
5) If you dont think that the BLATANT Racism in that Videos Intro was an Indicator that the editing was "Skewed" to mke it look a certain way , then I feel bad for you .
6) I think the UFC is a waste of Time because they pay you Nothing for WAY too much work . Yould make a better living as a TrashMan , Postman , or Bus Driver , and other ppl wouldnt Punch you in the Face !
7) any time you want to see if you can lift my GYM BAG , please come out to Allentown , PA . Im not hard to find . You think making fun of genetics is funny ? Rulon Gardener , Mark Hunt , Cabbage , and Tank Abbot arent Calvin Klein Models either . Some ppl were born bigger than others . But call me fat to my Face and Ill Roll your Car over for you . Ad Ill Dunk on you any time you like , sonny - because Im SURE youre not up for a Freefight , bareknuckle/no gear on concrete , right ?

 

[yellowperil]

Why are you a compulsive liar?

Post From Knowledge . I "Grappled" for 35 min , and there was only 88 seconds to make me "look bad" with ?
1) My First BJJ class EVER

YOu went to a Matt Thornton seminar accusing him of teaching shit that doesn't work. You got to train for free. You got your ass handed to you while rolling, then you used "I'm sick" as an excuse to stop being tapped out and then left.

2) This was a BJJ CLASS , not a "Freefight" where Im using my own MA skills . This is ME LEARNING whatever it is you see me doing from others .

You were learning alright, you got the tap down perfect!

3) I did EXACTLY what I was TOLD to do . No such thing as a Bad Student , Only a Bad Teacher .

Any grappler can see you were not doing drills but rolling. STFU, you suck at this excuse thing.

4} I was sick as heck that day and had to end the class early due to having the Chocolate Squirts . Most of the time you see here is me just before a Pottie Filling .

Yet, you traveled the 4 hours to get there, being all sick, eh? Sure buddy.

5) If you dont think that the BLATANT Racism in that Videos Intro was an Indicator that the editing was "Skewed" to mke it look a certain way , then I feel bad for you .

Get off the racism angle. You make other miniorites look bad with your "It's Racism" excuse. The only thing you think skewed is your tapping.

6) I think the UFC is a waste of Time because they pay you Nothing for WAY too much work . Yould make a better living as a TrashMan , Postman , or Bus Driver , and other ppl wouldnt Punch you in the Face !

Yeah sure buddy. How did that fight for Pride Fighting Championship go? You know, that lie you told everyone you were fighting MMA.

7) any time you want to see if you can lift my GYM BAG , please come out to Allentown , PA . Im not hard to find . You think making fun of genetics is funny ? Rulon Gardener , Mark Hunt , Cabbage , and Tank Abbot arent Calvin Klein Models either . Some ppl were born bigger than others . But call me fat to my Face and Ill Roll your Car over for you . Ad Ill Dunk on you any time you like , sonny - because Im SURE youre not up for a Freefight , bareknuckle/no gear on concrete , right ?

Blah blah blah. Anyone wanting to fight a 400lb loudmouth with self delusion issues is welcome to it. Me, I'd just shoot you.

Though, your offer to fight still doesn't detract from the fact that video shows you, in all your glory, to SUCK ass.

 

[KD1]

You two should get a room.

Or at least take it to PMs.

Trying to one up each other with insults over the net is ghey.

 

[Ninja12]

Not very nice of you, yellowperil.. That is very cheap. A true martial artist minds his own business and doesn't talk sh1t about other martial arts/artists. You should respect everyone regardless.

If he was new to the class, not feeling too well, and sparring a brown belt, BJJ rules, what do you expect?

 

[Anthrax Invasion]

Not very nice of you, yellowperil.. That is very cheap. A true martial artist minds his own business and doesn't talk sh1t about other martial arts/artists. You should respect everyone regardless.

If he was new to the class, not feeling too well, and sparring a brown belt, BJJ rules, what do you expect?

What the fuck? A "true" martial artist? You mean that whole bullshit about being "honorable" and "benevolent" and using it only for "self defense"? Get off your fucking high-horse with that shit, it's a new age, and not everyone's going to be fucking kind. Let 'im take his cheap shots at djimbe - if the boy can't back it up, it's his problem.

Plus, you're making a retarded blanket statement about martial artists. I guess me taking martial arts has nothing to do with being a martial artist, 'cause I'm a prick to people and would do this same thing.