why are men

[Gymgurl]

see pimp daddy he is

 

[hamstershaver]

Take your Pamprin

pwned

 

[artrius]

You know who Jon Bon Jovi is....father of all my daughters

this is where I was going to say "I'd like to father some of your daughters" but then again, I was thinking "oh crap me being a 22 y/o dad, on top of that, the mom being an already married woman with kids, hmmm not so good sounding..." so I think I'll just go take a dose of shut the hell up now.