who wants to help me find a summer girlfriend?

[Sub-Zero]

i want a girl who will sit next to me all summer while watching tv and just keep me company while i listen to avril lavigne (especially complicated).

when i go out with my friends she can come too and my friends will get along with her, then we come back and i can either spend the night at her house or she can sleep here, we can also have alot of sex.

she will run withme in the mornings cause im going to start doing AM cardio on my offdays.

maybe she will even be into lifting and can come to the freeweight room with me and all the meatheads will stare at her but she will be mine.

she wont be a ho either. except for me when i want it (or when she wants it from me is cool too).

this is what i want, help me find it (i dont wanna have to do any talking to find her, maybe match.com?? myspace???)

 

[the_clockwork]

summer is the worst time to have a g/f


go to lakes and shit.. fuck around w/ horny, drunk college girls and never call them.. why a g/f?

 

[jerkbox]

not gonna happen, might as well give up now and focus on finding some good masturbation material.

 

[jnevin]

Chicks dig bald guys with shopping carts. I have no idea why, but they did this weekend.

 

[the_clockwork]

not gonna happen, might as well give up now and focus on finding some good masturbation material.

haha, check out pics of men forum.. i use it often

 

[covergrl80]

Now see finding one that is not a ho may cause you some trouble! Oh Lord please do not look on myspace! LOL

 

[Sub-Zero]

summer is the worst time to have a g/f


go to lakes and shit.. fuck around w/ horny, drunk college girls and never call them.. why a g/f?

i dont wanna leave my house

 

[Sub-Zero]

Now see finding one that is not a ho may cause you some trouble! Oh Lord please do not look on myspace! LOL

ya i sorta figured impossible.

oh well

 

[jerkbox]

haha, check out pics of men forum.. i use it often

i didn't know you were gay bro

 

[samoth]

Chicks dig bald guys with shopping carts. I have no idea why, but they did this weekend.

LOL!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

i didn't know you were gay bro

ya i didnt know if he was kidding or that was an accident or hes ghey?

 

[jnevin]

i didn't know you were gay bro

Dude, jerking off to man ass doesn't make you ghey. Right?

 

[covergrl80]

ya i sorta figured impossible.

oh well

I was getting ready to say “I am your girl” but you blewit with the Avril Lavigne requirement! Sorry!

 

[slat1]

Avril Lavigne = Liz Viscious

 

[jnevin]

LOL!!

Bor, I'm telling you. Of course, if I wasn't in a relationship I wouldn't get a second look.

 

[jestro]

FYI, 99.9% of chicks on myspace are whores. Which is fine, but you said you want someone who only fucks you...

 

[Sub-Zero]

I was getting ready to say “I am your girl” but you blewit with the Avril Lavigne requirement! Sorry!

we dont have to listen to avril then.

 

[samoth]

we dont have to listen to avril then.

Find a chick that listens to Manowar. You'll be all set, then.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Bor, I'm telling you. Of course, if I wasn't in a relationship I wouldn't get a second look.

lolol, bro i have a friend exactly like that!

he gets so many girls after him, and hes too good to cheat, so he has all these girls always hitting on him and hes nice to them and talks to them and they literally try and drag him to their places and hes like yeah i actually have a girlfriend. he told one girl this and she literally cried.

at one of a party i was at with him this one girl kept following him around and i could tell he was uncomfortable so im like "hey <name>, i need to talk to u about something" to get him away, and hes like thanks man so much thats getting way too awkward.

so then next thing i know hes alone talking to her again, and i started pointing it out to everyone and we were watching how wakward it was for him, and everytime someone else would go talk to both of them id go up to them and be like "hey i need to talkt o you about something" pull them away and be like "look now hes alone with her again ahaha its torture for him watch how funny it is"

 

[Sub-Zero]

FYI, 99.9% of chicks on myspace are whores. Which is fine, but you said you want someone who only fucks you...

ya thats ideal

 

[Sub-Zero]

Find a chick that listens to Manowar. You'll be all set, then.

im not tryin to get my cock cut off

 

[jnevin]

lolol, bro i have a friend exactly like that!

he gets so many girls after him, and hes too good to cheat, so he has all these girls always hitting on him and hes nice to them and talks to them and they literally try and drag him to their places and hes like yeah i actually have a girlfriend. he told one girl this and she literally cried.

at one of a party i was at with him this one girl kept following him around and i could tell he was uncomfortable so im like "hey <name>, i need to talk to u about something" to get him away, and hes like thanks man so much thats getting way too awkward.

so then next thing i know hes alone talking to her again, and i started pointing it out to everyone and we were watching how wakward it was for him, and everytime someone else would go talk to both of them id go up to them and be like "hey i need to talkt o you about something" pull them away and be like "look now hes alone with her again ahaha its torture for him watch how funny it is"

Yup. Like I said, if I were single I'd probably be getting rejected so much it would be ridiculous. Fahk, my hand would probably fall asleep while I was jerking off.

 

[jh1]

Post pics.

 

[samoth]

im not tryin to get my cock cut off

Dude, Manowar's all about drinking, rocking, and fucking. AT least that's what my shirt says.

 

[the_clockwork]

Dude, jerking off to man ass doesn't make you ghey. Right?

if so consider me gay!

 

[the_clockwork]

i didn't know you were gay bro

wtf


it was a joke..

i say them all the time


most are not funny

 

[Sub-Zero]

Dude, Manowar's all about drinking, rocking, and fucking. AT least that's what my shirt says.

so then why do you like them? i thought you prefere to give the attention to the books instead of your penis

 

[covergrl80]

we dont have to listen to avril then.

Ok give me some more info as to what you listen to and we will go from there

 

[samoth]

so then why do you like them? i thought you prefere to give the attention to the books instead of your penis

There's a delicate, natural balance in life, betwixt astute study of the physical sciences and drinking, rocking, and fucking MANOWAR style!

Hail and kill!!

(BTW, drinking beer Joey-style will get you kicked out of most bars. Just FYI.)

 

[Sub-Zero]

Ok give me some more info as to what you listen to and we will go from there

i like all types of music, but various artists from each type. i go by sound, and if i like it, not genre.

name some music and ill tell you if i approve

 

[Sub-Zero]

There's a delicate, natural balance in life, betwixt astute study of the physical sciences and drinking, rocking, and fucking MANOWAR style!

Hail and kill!!

(BTW, drinking beer Joey-style will get you kicked out of most bars. Just FYI.)

i dont drink bor, im a bodybuilder. i jerk off alot too. also, fuckbooks, but not literally

 

[covergrl80]

i like all types of music, but various artists from each type. i go by sound, and if i like it, not genre.

name some music and ill tell you if i approve

your the one looking so you tell me! I don't want to say something and you say yes just to have sex with me!!! (I am so smart)

 

[samoth]

i dont drink bor, im a bodybuilder. i jerk off alot too. also, fuckbooks, but not literally

So are Joey and Eric... except they have real womens.

 

[Megalomaniac]

I'm looking for a summer girl who doesn't care about personality if you happen to come by one in your search. That is basically the only trait I'm looking for. At 32 mine pretty much sucks these days because I have the "I don't give a shit attitude" toward women and that doesn't seem get me very far.
Thanks bor.

 

[Sub-Zero]

your the one looking so you tell me! I don't want to say something and you say yes just to have sex with me!!! (I am so smart)

trust me i wouldnt do that. otherwise i woulda gotten laid by now.

name a genre of music and ill name some bands i like from there, thats a good compromise

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'm looking for a summer girl who doesn't care about personality if you happen to come by one in your search. That is basically the only trait I'm looking for. At 32 mine pretty much sucks these days because I have the "I don't give a shit attitude" toward women and that doesn't seem get me very far.
Thanks bor.

at least you dont hate them like me.

and by them, i mean all people who arnt me or my brother

 

[Megalomaniac]

at least you dont hate them like me.

and by them, i mean all people who arnt me or my brother

I already went through that stage. Trust me it doesn't get any better bro.

 

[covergrl80]

trust me i wouldnt do that. otherwise i woulda gotten laid by now.

name a genre of music and ill name some bands i like from there, thats a good compromise

Music Links in this playlist. Umbrella -- Rihanna, Jay-Z
Headstrong -- Trapt
I'm Not Missing You -- Stacie Orrico
Numb -- Linkin Park
Stand -- Rascal Flatts
Quality Time -- Hi Five
Lately -- Jodeci
U&I -- Jodeci
Still In Love -- New Edition
Stay -- Jodeci
Love U 4 Life -- Jodeci
I Could Be The One -- Stacie Orrico
Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar -- taylor swift
Girlfriend -- Avril Lavigne
Dream You -- Stacie Orrico
In Those Jeans -- Ginuwine
I Miss You -- Aaron Hall
Meeting In My Bedroom -- Silk
Let's Make Love -- Silk
Twisted -- Keith Sweat
Nobody -- Keith Sweat
My Body -- Gerald Lavert ft Keith Sweat
Rub You The Right Way -- Johnny Gill
Tell Me What You Want Me To Do -- Tevin Campbell
Breakin' My Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes) - Album Edit+ -- Mint Condition
Can We Talk? (...for a minute) -- Tevin Campbell
U Send Me Swingin' -- Mint Condition
If I Ever Fall In Love (acapella) -- Shai
When Can I See You -- Babyface
Nobody Knows -- Tony Rich Project
Someone To Love -- Jon B.
What I Like About U Jon B. featuring Babyface -- Jon B.
Anytime -- Brian McKnight
Crazy Love -- Brian McKnight
Weak -- SWV
Right Here -- SWV
SWV -- Can We Get KinKy!
Changed Man -- Joe
I Gotta Be -- Jagged Edge
Untitled (How Does It Feel) -- D'Angelo
Softest Place On Earth -- Xscape
Touch -- Omarion
O -- Omarion
Freak Like Me -- Adina Howard
All My Life -- KCI and JoJo
Crazy -- K-Ci & JoJo
I'll Make Love To You -- Boyz II Men
Naked -- Marques Houston
How You Gonna Act Like That - Tyrese - -- Tyrese
Sweet Lady -- Tyrese
Gotta Get You -- Tyrese
Sexy Love -- Ne-Yo
Beep -- Pussycat Dolls
Gasolina -- Daddy Yankee
Rompe -- Daddy Yankee
Gravel Pit -- Wu-Tang Clan
Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin') (feat. Yung Joc) -- T-Pain
Because Of You -- Ne-Yo
Like a Boy -- Ciara
Anonymous -- Bobby Valentino
Go Getta feat. R.Kelly -- Young Jeezy
Like That -- Kelly Rowland - Feat. Eve
Rockstar -- Nickelback
Candyman -- Christina Aguilera
Break It Off -- Rihanna/Sean Paul
Renee -- The Lost Boyz
It Never Rains In Southern California -- Tony Toni Tone
Whatever You Want -- Tony! Toni! Toné!
We're Not Makin' Love No More -- Dru Hill
Dilemma -- Nelly
I dont wanna know -- Mario winans
Never Gonna Let You Go -- Faith Evans
I Need Love -- Ll Cool J
Paradise -- ll cool j & amerie

 

[Sub-Zero]

Music Links in this playlist. Umbrella -- Rihanna, Jay-Z
Headstrong -- Trapt
I'm Not Missing You -- Stacie Orrico
Numb -- Linkin Park
Stand -- Rascal Flatts
Quality Time -- Hi Five
Lately -- Jodeci
U&I -- Jodeci
Still In Love -- New Edition
Stay -- Jodeci
Love U 4 Life -- Jodeci
I Could Be The One -- Stacie Orrico
Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar -- taylor swift
Girlfriend -- Avril Lavigne
Dream You -- Stacie Orrico
In Those Jeans -- Ginuwine
I Miss You -- Aaron Hall
Meeting In My Bedroom -- Silk
Let's Make Love -- Silk
Twisted -- Keith Sweat
Nobody -- Keith Sweat
My Body -- Gerald Lavert ft Keith Sweat
Rub You The Right Way -- Johnny Gill
Tell Me What You Want Me To Do -- Tevin Campbell
Breakin' My Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes) - Album Edit+ -- Mint Condition
Can We Talk? (...for a minute) -- Tevin Campbell
U Send Me Swingin' -- Mint Condition
If I Ever Fall In Love (acapella) -- Shai
When Can I See You -- Babyface
Nobody Knows -- Tony Rich Project
Someone To Love -- Jon B.
What I Like About U Jon B. featuring Babyface -- Jon B.
Anytime -- Brian McKnight
Crazy Love -- Brian McKnight
Weak -- SWV
Right Here -- SWV
SWV -- Can We Get KinKy!
Changed Man -- Joe
I Gotta Be -- Jagged Edge
Untitled (How Does It Feel) -- D'Angelo
Softest Place On Earth -- Xscape
Touch -- Omarion
O -- Omarion
Freak Like Me -- Adina Howard
All My Life -- KCI and JoJo
Crazy -- K-Ci & JoJo
I'll Make Love To You -- Boyz II Men
Naked -- Marques Houston
How You Gonna Act Like That - Tyrese - -- Tyrese
Sweet Lady -- Tyrese
Gotta Get You -- Tyrese
Sexy Love -- Ne-Yo
Beep -- Pussycat Dolls
Gasolina -- Daddy Yankee
Rompe -- Daddy Yankee
Gravel Pit -- Wu-Tang Clan
Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin') (feat. Yung Joc) -- T-Pain
Because Of You -- Ne-Yo
Like a Boy -- Ciara
Anonymous -- Bobby Valentino
Go Getta feat. R.Kelly -- Young Jeezy
Like That -- Kelly Rowland - Feat. Eve
Rockstar -- Nickelback
Candyman -- Christina Aguilera
Break It Off -- Rihanna/Sean Paul
Renee -- The Lost Boyz
It Never Rains In Southern California -- Tony Toni Tone
Whatever You Want -- Tony! Toni! Toné!
We're Not Makin' Love No More -- Dru Hill
Dilemma -- Nelly
I dont wanna know -- Mario winans
Never Gonna Let You Go -- Faith Evans
I Need Love -- Ll Cool J
Paradise -- ll cool j & amerie

i bolded the songs and artists i have,
will you send me unbrella though? iv been trying to find it. trying to sing that song is so hard





also, is SWV aap's band?

 

[covergrl80]

i bolded the songs and artists i have,
will you send me unbrella though? iv been trying to find it. trying to sing that song is so hard





also, is SWV aap's band?

SWV is a girl group! umbrella does not come out on cd for a few more weeks, but it is on the web

 

[jestro]

Sub, a older chick like covergrl is just what you need. She's probably been around the block a few(dozen) times and can show you the ropes.
Rub here, little circles, that sort of thing.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Sub, a older chick like covergrl is just what you need. She's probably been around the block a few(dozen) times and can show you the ropes.
Rub here, little circles, that sort of thing.

okay where do i get one of those

 

[covergrl80]

Sub, a older chick like covergrl is just what you need. She's probably been around the block a few(dozen) times and can show you the ropes.
Rub here, little circles, that sort of thing.

A girl like ME!!!??? Hold up a sec. I am only 27 (that is not old) and I have not been around the block...LOL

So if he looking for a girl like me he better go find a different block cause if your sending him to mine he has a long way back home sucker!

 

[string_bean00]

lolol, bro i have a friend exactly like that!

he gets so many girls after him, and hes too good to cheat, so he has all these girls always hitting on him and hes nice to them and talks to them and they literally try and drag him to their places and hes like yeah i actually have a girlfriend. he told one girl this and she literally cried.

at one of a party i was at with him this one girl kept following him around and i could tell he was uncomfortable so im like "hey <name>, i need to talk to u about something" to get him away, and hes like thanks man so much thats getting way too awkward.

so then next thing i know hes alone talking to her again, and i started pointing it out to everyone and we were watching how wakward it was for him, and everytime someone else would go talk to both of them id go up to them and be like "hey i need to talkt o you about something" pull them away and be like "look now hes alone with her again ahaha its torture for him watch how funny it is"

hahah sub would be so awesome to party with

 

[samoth]

Hold up a sec. I am only 27 (that is not old)

*cough*




*ducks*

 

[Sub-Zero]

hahah sub would be so awesome to party with

next semester weve got a 2 double apartment style, kitchen and common room, your invited, whenever u want just come ill give u directions to UMD, well go to the gym and impress everyone with our deadlifts..ill even drink for a day/night when you come

 

[Sub-Zero]

A girl like ME!!!??? Hold up a sec. I am only 27 (that is not old) and I have not been around the block...LOL

So if he looking for a girl like me he better go find a different block cause if your sending him to mine he has a long way back home sucker!

rejected #29393938280380

 

[nimbus]

bro we're gonna go to ocean city and pillage this summer

 

[nimbus]

all the girls at the beach are sluts; wear some short orange shorts and tell them you're a lifeguard

 

[Sub-Zero]

all the girls at the beach are sluts; wear some short orange shorts and tell them you're a lifeguard

i dont like short shorts

 

[the_clockwork]

Girls are great and all but seriously.. y do you want a girlfriend?

is it the sex reason?

 

[string_bean00]

next semester weve got a 2 double apartment style, kitchen and common room, your invited, whenever u want just come ill give u directions to UMD, well go to the gym and impress everyone with our deadlifts..ill even drink for a day/night when you come

bro it's going to be glorious

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i hope you mean summer fuck buddy otherwise she's cheating on you...

 

[Sub-Zero]

i hope you mean summer fuck buddy otherwise she's cheating on you...

good point

 

[Sub-Zero]

Girls are great and all but seriously.. y do you want a girlfriend?

is it the sex reason?

i already said