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Who loves pussy

Do you love all types of pussy?

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I had to vote the most accurate choice, lol.

But seriously, as long as it's clean and trimmed pussy I'll be delighted to make it come.
 
bluepeter said:
Vote you degenerate sissies. Gambino is running away with this one.
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i'll be glad to tell you that the ludendorf handle has never participated in faggotry at any level
 
Ludendorf said:
i'll be glad to tell you that the ludendorf handle has never participated in faggotry at any level
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Excellent. Now if you could just do something about the visor........
 
bluepeter said:
Excellent. Now if you could just do something about the visor........
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lol the visor pic is 3 yrs old
funny that it still gets brought up
visor-on old-padowan
 
digimon7068 said:
I've been with the same one for 17 years now, but if I remember correctly, it's all pink on the inside. :)
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well, you dont remember correctly... because I made your girlfriend's pussy white

naw man, im playin, i shot blanks.
 
seizer said:
well, you dont remember correctly... because I made your girlfriend's pussy white

naw man, im playin, i shot blanks.
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Girlfriend?? Haven't had one of those for about 15 years. :FRlol:

Sure you weren't in some dude's arse??
 
needtogetas said:
do you even have to make a poll about this.wtf is wrong with you.trying to find some fags to join you.
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Trying to hide your secret desire to solicit manpussy will only further harm your already fragile psyche needto. Give in to your overwhelming complusion to plow some twink tush and you'll feel ever so much better. Angel will understand.
 
bluepeter said:
Trying to hide your secret desire to solicit manpussy will only further harm your already fragile psyche needto. Give in to your overwhelming complusion to plow some twink tush and you'll feel ever so much better. Angel will understand.
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ill come on youre face if thats what youre asking me.
 
needtogetas said:
ill come on youre face if thats what youre asking me.
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You'll need to ring up gambino or some other like minded boytoy to act out your fantasies bro but doesn't it feel better to admit it?
 
bluepeter said:
You'll need to ring up gambino or some other like minded boytoy to act out your fantasies bro but doesn't it feel better to admit it?
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yes it feels good to tell a fag like you what he wants to here.I try to make every one happy here on ef.
 
Pussy is good,
Pussy is great,
Pussy makes me masturbate.....


















in it.

Whiskey
 
needtogetas said:
did youre dad teach you that.
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actually, grandfather did. He's 89 and still gets playboy. Still plays golf everyday too. In all seriousness, him and my father are my hero's. Grandfather is very fit and father is very smart.

89 and still getting it. Nasty to think about, but hey, quite an accomplishment.



and no he didn't teach me that. some kid in kindergarten did thank you.

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
actually, grandfather did. He's 89 and still gets playboy. Still plays golf everyday too. In all seriousness, him and my father are my hero's. Grandfather is very fit and father is very smart.

89 and still getting it. Nasty to think about, but hey, quite an accomplishment.



and no he didn't teach me that. some kid in kindergarten did thank you.

Whiskey
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lmao I think thats something i would have said in kg to
 
In a 3 way I'll volunteer up a finger or two, just to keep things going. But my lips have never touched the kitty. :qt:
 
redsamurai said:
than why even bother being in bed with a woman??
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cause it is way to play with genders. a str8 is much more relaxed when a chick is around and sometimes allows a little BJ action; and on the rare but really great times, the babe likes to she man being done by another dude. If all else fails, then when the dude is doing doggy style I slide underneath both of them, finger the kitty and suck the dic as he's going in and out. Improvise is the key; go with the flow. and make sure that the lady in the middle is always the center of attention.
 
redsamurai said:
so basically you're just using a woman to get to the guy??.....devious little cossack! :fryhim:
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{blush} why, thank you, I'll take that as a compliment. Although when the MFM happens the guy already knows he's going to get some MM action; passive or otherwise. "a mouth is a mouth is a mouth" when it comes to a BJ. :rainbow:
 
top2bottomdfw said:
{blush} why, thank you, I'll take that as a compliment. Although when the MFM happens the guy already knows he's going to get some MM action; passive or otherwise. "a mouth is a mouth is a mouth" when it comes to a BJ. :rainbow:
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I never could get my head around that.....I mean, yes almost all women are terrible at giving bj's, but if you're "straight"....the knowledge that a man presently has your cock in his mouth I would "think" would send mr peepee racing for your lower intestine.....but that's just me I guess... :rolleyes:
 
redsamurai said:
I never could get my head around that.....I mean, yes almost all women are terrible at giving bj's, but if you're "straight"....the knowledge that a man presently has your cock in his mouth I would "think" would send mr peepee racing for your lower intestine.....but that's just me I guess... :rolleyes:
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So for you guys who have had both male & female administered blowjobs, what is it that women are missing in the execution?


Do I need to start watching gay porn if I want to get it right??
 
Sassy69 said:
So for you guys who have had both male & female administered blowjobs, what is it that women are missing in the execution?


Do I need to start watching gay porn if I want to get it right??
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yes
report to my bedroom after watching and Ill judge your skills.
 
Wulfgar said:
yes
report to my bedroom after watching and Ill judge your skills.
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Wulfgar, let's make it a competition. You- blindfolded. Then you get a BJ Sassy and me and you have to decide which is better; and be able to tell us just how you were able to tell the difference. [this could make for a new reality series!]
 
top2bottomdfw said:
Wulfgar, let's make it a competition. You- blindfolded. Then you get a BJ Sassy and me and you have to decide which is better; and be able to tell us just how you were able to tell the difference. [this could make for a new reality series!]
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Haven't the Japanese reality shows already done soemthing like this?
 
well....I can't speak from personal experience on how a man gives a BJ. On women however....I can count on one hand how many good blowjobs I've gotten in my life. Most women go through the motions....but don't really like it. When I'm down on a woman....I truly enjoy it and really want to see the woman get off. As for you girls....if we haven't cum in 5 minutes you start to get impatient. Mouth is not like pussy....it simply can never be as good. So if you don't like giving bj's....don't give em....cause it shows in the quality of your workmanship.. ;)

Seriously....I've had bj's that I've enjoyed from women not because their technique was all that excellent....but they had this hungry look in their eye's like your dick was the antidote. That's a HUGE turn on....which in turn supplants actual technique. This is why I don't ever ask for a bj anymore....I figure if the girl wants to give me one, she will. Otherwise....I don't want some half assed tooth heavy dry ass bj.....
 
Wulfgar said:
I dont think so
Top2 is an innovator! Im down. We can totally market this. :blow: :chomp: :chomp: :p
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what are you saying......."Im down".....dude, it's got to be UP for the fun to begin! just kidding; I bet you're up all the time and ready for anything that comes your way. and i like the title Sassy has come up with....He blew/She Blew. FX network material.
{hint: Sassy- part of the difference is the use of the tongue around the tip/head of the dick. Rolling the tongue around the head, in and around the slit opening, and lightly flicking the tongue around the head is just one good technique to try}.
 
top2bottomdfw said:
what are you saying......."Im down".....dude, it's got to be UP for the fun to begin! just kidding; I bet you're up all the time and ready for anything that comes your way. and i like the title Sassy has come up with....He blew/She Blew. FX network material.
{hint: Sassy- part of the difference is the use of the tongue around the tip/head of the dick. Rolling the tongue around the head, in and around the slit opening, and lightly flicking the tongue around the head is just one good technique to try}.
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Shit that's hot.

So is it all about the head or the whole thing or this tip just happens to be focused on the head??

More tips! I need more tips! Oh great sensei... !
 
Sassy69 said:
I'm still waiting for more tips... Need to hone the skillz....
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I'll be glad to post more of my suggestions, but {blush} I am far from an expert in these matters....I'm more of a butt pirate - and that definitely takes a lot of technique! I'll post what tidbits I can think of as the spirit moves me. thinking of Wulfgar makes the spirit move faster, though. :qt:
 
top2bottomdfw said:
I'll be glad to post more of my suggestions, but {blush} I am far from an expert in these matters....I'm more of a butt pirate - and that definitely takes a lot of technique! I'll post what tidbits I can think of as the spirit moves me. thinking of Wulfgar makes the spirit move faster, though. :qt:
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Just always looking to improve myself ;)
 
top2bottomdfw said:
I'll be glad to post more of my suggestions, but {blush} I am far from an expert in these matters....I'm more of a butt pirate - and that definitely takes a lot of technique! I'll post what tidbits I can think of as the spirit moves me. thinking of Wulfgar makes the spirit move faster, though. :qt:
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Im glad to be such a motivation/inspriation for the good of so many.. :rainbow:
 
I'm still waiting for more tips, too. Gay men give the BEST sex tips ever.
 
Sassy69 said:
Shit that's hot.

So is it all about the head or the whole thing or this tip just happens to be focused on the head??

More tips! I need more tips! Oh great sensei... !
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Dont focus too much on the head. The top of the dick is important but it can be an overwhelming feeling if you only stick to only it. I prefer the girl to go engulf the shaft every so often and feel the warmth of her mouth around my cock. This provides a pause so your dick head can calm down a bit. Brings the sensitivity down a notch (which is good). Plus it feels great lol. Think about the clit and how sensitive it is....too much stimulation can be bad...
 
seizer said:
Dont focus too much on the head. The top of the dick is important but it can be an overwhelming feeling if you only stick to only it. I prefer the girl to go engulf the shaft every so often and feel the warmth of her mouth around my cock. This provides a pause so your dick head can calm down a bit. Brings the sensitivity down a notch (which is good). Plus it feels great lol. Think about the clit and how sensitive it is....too much stimulation can be bad...
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OK, so actually in my request for more tips, the advice is less tip? ;)

K for the info!
 
here's the best tip.....act like you've never had cock in your life and the antidote to some horrible plague is somewhere on his shaft....make eye contact constantly, if he's intimidated by your eye contact...slap in the face with a free hand. If he's down....shove a finger in his ass and massage his prostate. Put all of these together in some way or another....and he'll be wimpering like a bitch.

I lay awake at night dreaming about getting a BJ like this!!.... ;)
 
redsamurai said:
here's the best tip.....act like you've never had cock in your life and the antidote to some horrible plague is somewhere on his shaft....make eye contact constantly, if he's intimidated by your eye contact...slap in the face with a free hand. If he's down....shove a finger in his ass and massage his prostate. Put all of these together in some way or another....and he'll be wimpering like a bitch.

I lay awake at night dreaming about getting a BJ like this!!.... ;)
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damn, reading this got me hard! didnt know about the importance of eye contact, I;ll keep that in mind. never too old to learn new things! :qt:
 
HeatherRae said:
I'm still waiting for more tips, too. Gay men give the BEST sex tips ever.
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gay? gay?? who says any of this important info is coming from ghey guys? I thought all the men on this site were str8. You'd think so judging by all the posts..... :verygood:
 
top2bottomdfw said:
damn, reading this got me hard! didnt know about the importance of eye contact, I;ll keep that in mind. never too old to learn new things! :qt:
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don't act like you've never massaged a prostate!!.... :rolleyes:
 
top2bottomdfw said:
damn, reading this got me hard! didnt know about the importance of eye contact, I;ll keep that in mind. never too old to learn new things! :qt:
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How far in do you find the prostate? They didnt' cover this in my sex ed class in HS.
 
Sassy69 said:
How far in do you find the prostate? They didnt' cover this in my sex ed class in HS.
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1. prostate is found about the first knuckle up the anus. At the most, no more than the middle joint of the finger. Baby, you learn how to massage that little gland and your man will be putty; his eyes will glaze over and he'll purrr.
2. the tip suggestion is fine, just remember to run your tongue from the top of the tip to the base of the dick on the underside of the shaft. Very sensitive area there. and a light touch of the tongue is all that is needed; tease that area.

{we'll talk about ice cube techniques once we are all happy with the current hints } no need in sensory overload... :p
 
redsamurai said:
oh...so now you draw naughty pictures?.....post em!!
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I only draw smilie faces...who said anything about naughty pictures? You are drawing those all by yourself right now in your head aren't you?
 
redsamurai said:
with an open palm....or do you like accessories? Paddles, crops etc...?
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I prefer a good crack on the ass every once and a while; haven't progressed to paddles, though. A good tongue lashing is prefered. :FRlol:
 
top2bottomdfw said:
I prefer a good crack on the ass every once and a while; haven't progressed to paddles, though. A good tongue lashing is prefered. :FRlol:
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wait....thats called a rim job right???.,... :p lmao
 
redsamurai said:
wait....thats called a rim job right???.,... :p lmao
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yup; also known as 'tossing the salad'. Since I keep everything nicely trimmed and shaved, it is quite nice for all parties involved.
 
top2bottomdfw said:
yup; also known as 'tossing the salad'. Since I keep everything nicely trimmed and shaved, it is quite nice for all parties involved.
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you shave your asshole?... :worried:

god, I get uncomfortable just cleaning it.....going down there with razors?....aren't assholes by nature hairless? :worried:
 
redsamurai said:
you shave your asshole?... :worried:

god, I get uncomfortable just cleaning it.....going down there with razors?....aren't assholes by nature hairless? :worried:
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1. yes, keep it shaved; usually every 4-5 days is enough to keep that pesky hair away.
2. nope, assholes {the body part, not some individuals} at least in males, tend to have some amount of hair; unless you happen to be a fair haired blonde; if you happen to be Italian, you got hair everywhere.

I learned the idea of shaving the brown star from Howard Stern. He keeps his hairless and thus makes the 'clean up' very easy; usually two tissues is al that needed, as there is no hair there for 'it' to cling to. Smooth skin is easier to clean than hairy skin.
The art and technique of shaving one's pucker point is for another thread and another time.
 
top2bottomdfw said:
The art and technique of shaving one's pucker point is for another thread and another time.
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A) I'm Italian

B) Let's skip the bunghole shaving thread.....it just strikes me as wrong
 
TheOak84 said:
I 2nd that.

Who concurs with me?
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just as a point of clarity, since your post appeared directly under the "is the butt hole hairy" post, just what are you 2nd - ing? the name of the thread {who loves pussy} or the comments about a hairy butt? just curious... :p
 
top2bottomdfw said:
just as a point of clarity, since your post appeared directly under the "is the butt hole hairy" post, just what are you 2nd - ing? the name of the thread {who loves pussy} or the comments about a hairy butt? just curious... :p
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Oh im srry.

Im 2nding that i LOVE pussy.

i didnt read the whole thread.
 
Well I love pussy, all pussy, young, old and in between. I'm a pink white boy, but I really love black girl's pussies or any flesh noticibly darker than me. I get my whole face in it, up to my cheek bones and tounge fuck 'em.
As for BJ tips, swirling the tounge across the little v on the underside of the head is good, but so is taking it in as far as you can, then sliding back up, slow, about a 3 count each way, while sucking very hard. (This observation is as a recipient, no practical experiance giving it.)
 
ewwwwww pussy is so gross.. the thread should say who loves the cawk
 
chadstallion said:
i'll take a nice, tight muscular mangina anyday

preferably Wulfgars!!!!
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EF's gay perspective on life is back......rnch has been butching it up too much, almost forgot he's gay. Good to see you back, missed the constant references to manhole and how uneasy it makes most of the posturing wannabees here......:lmao:
 
Never hit the black variety. Probably because I wasn't exposed to much before I was married. I did love a brown skinned latina all shaved down and oiled up pre nup. Married a white girl as pure as freshly fallen snow and couldn't enjoy it more!
 
redsamurai said:
EF's gay perspective on life is back......rnch has been butching it up too much, almost forgot he's gay. Good to see you back, missed the constant references to manhole and how uneasy it makes most of the posturing wannabees here......:lmao:
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you mean the MANGINA ?!
 
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