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Who is the biggest natural bodybuilder?
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BigCracker
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Christina Aguilera? I'd lick her where she pees.
toxicsambo
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The biggest natural bodybuilder was a man in the 1880's by the name of Barnibus Wellington Limburger, a British strongman who did feats of strength during the beginings of Coney Island's freak show. Barnibus weighed in at 255lbs at a height of 6'1". He was nicknamed "Big Toe" because most of his act was crushing and maiming things with his right foot. This overdeveloped his big toe and it became the size of his forearm, with a peak, striations, and all.
Legend has it that one day a fisherman came to Coney Island and had a pet lobster named "Gargantua" that weighed 35 lbs with a 18 inch claw. He challenged Barnibus and his big toe to a fight against Gargantua for a $100 prize. While Barnibus bent train spikes with his foot, Gargantua chopped off the hands of men who dared to pick him up.
Thousands came to see the show, and a show it was. After 20 seconds Gargantua snipped off Barnibus's toe like scissors to hair when Barnibus went for his patented crushing move " The Jackhammer". Gargantua caught his toe in mid-air, seperating man from digit, and blood flowed all along the boardwalk. Barnibus profusely bleeding and crying like a 7 year old dandy-boy, was carried off for a quick cauterizing of his toe stump with a white hot cooking skillet.
This ended the career of Barnibus Wellington Limburger because he had no other ideas. Shamed, his wife left him and took thier 10 year old son, who kicked his stump on the way out the door. Supposedly smitten with his strength, she went off and married Gargantua the lobster in a proper Protestant Church.
Barnibus was an idiot who thought he could smash a 35 lb lobster with a 18 inch claw with the "Jackhammer" move, when EVERYONE knows you defeat a crustacean of that size by flipping it on its shell and ramming your toe up its arse! This is a lesson to all and a true story by the bored mind of Toxicsambo, who is ready to go lift. goodnite.
Legend has it that one day a fisherman came to Coney Island and had a pet lobster named "Gargantua" that weighed 35 lbs with a 18 inch claw. He challenged Barnibus and his big toe to a fight against Gargantua for a $100 prize. While Barnibus bent train spikes with his foot, Gargantua chopped off the hands of men who dared to pick him up.
Thousands came to see the show, and a show it was. After 20 seconds Gargantua snipped off Barnibus's toe like scissors to hair when Barnibus went for his patented crushing move " The Jackhammer". Gargantua caught his toe in mid-air, seperating man from digit, and blood flowed all along the boardwalk. Barnibus profusely bleeding and crying like a 7 year old dandy-boy, was carried off for a quick cauterizing of his toe stump with a white hot cooking skillet.
This ended the career of Barnibus Wellington Limburger because he had no other ideas. Shamed, his wife left him and took thier 10 year old son, who kicked his stump on the way out the door. Supposedly smitten with his strength, she went off and married Gargantua the lobster in a proper Protestant Church.
Barnibus was an idiot who thought he could smash a 35 lb lobster with a 18 inch claw with the "Jackhammer" move, when EVERYONE knows you defeat a crustacean of that size by flipping it on its shell and ramming your toe up its arse! This is a lesson to all and a true story by the bored mind of Toxicsambo, who is ready to go lift. goodnite.
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BigCracker
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AJ the alcoholic? Post your screensaver of the Backstreet boys so we can see WTF you're talking about.
massatronic
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Tom Cruise.
The germans were testing steroids on troops and prisoners pre-WWII. The whole 'before steroids' era isn't clear cut. They became the BBing norm on California, but I doubt they were the first to use.
Don't you think its odd that the 50's stars of a minority sport are miles ahead of todays natty trainers when almost everyone today has lifted a weight at some point?
The germans were testing steroids on troops and prisoners pre-WWII. The whole 'before steroids' era isn't clear cut. They became the BBing norm on California, but I doubt they were the first to use.
Don't you think its odd that the 50's stars of a minority sport are miles ahead of todays natty trainers when almost everyone today has lifted a weight at some point?
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