Who is getting porn videos for Christmas

[AAP]

With some of you, I never can tell. Remember that dude that orderd Girls Gone Wild for his Father?????

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"Mrs. Clause Got Banged By Some Sweaty Elves balls!" Sniff, Sniff What A Classic XXX-Mas Story!

 

[Taps]

I know I'm gettiing some porn. It's probably homemade porn, but beggars can't be choosers.

 

[JohnnyO]

I think I'll go with either Bjorn or Bel Ami.

 

[Milhouse]

One of my brothers bought that Ganbang 2000 video for my dad last year.
I spent the afternoon watching it in the living room.

 

[AAP]

All you straight people should check out some gay porn. It is the BEST!!

The cocks are bigger.

The sex is wilder.

The acting is FIERCE!!

"Ohhhh, ohhhh, you like that?? Huh?? bitch you like that?? **SLAP** like that too? **SLAP** yeah... you like that dontcha? yeaaaahhhhhhh... uhhhh..... uhh...... **SLAP** **SLAP** tell me, tell me bitch.... who's ya hairdresser?? Huh?? **SLAP***SLAP***SLAP**"

 

[Taps]

I like lesbian porn. Does that count?

 

[JohnnyO]

Is it a turnon to watch one girl with LOTS of guys? I would think that would be too much cock for a straight boy.

 

[Taps]

Is it a turnon to watch one girl with LOTS of guys? I would think that would be too much cock for a straight boy.

Provided they degrade the woman as much as possible, then it's ok.

Actually, movies like the Housten 500, are more for laughs than getting off.

 

[the nature boy]

well my dad got his hip replaced today. So as a pick-me-up I bought him some nudie mags. He was pretty happy about it. But that could have been the mophine talking.