Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[FISHTALES]

 

[FISHTALES]

oh yea

 

[FISHTALES]

gotta run

 

[WarriorPL]

Hi

 

[out_at_sea]

gotta run

check your profile..how u been tales?

 

[out_at_sea]

Cruising around, kiddo!!

 

[WarriorPL]

sup oas

 

[OXANDRIN]

me

 

[WarriorPL]

me

 

[WarriorPL]

rocks

 

[OXANDRIN]

bitch

 

[WarriorPL]

blender bitch

 

[distanced]

ALL I WANT IS BANG BANG BANG

 

[distanced]

OH HASMIR, YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN THAT HAT, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME KISSES.

IDIOT,

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

YOU WANT THE SUN AND THE MOON.

ALL I WANT IS BANG BANG BANG

 

[distanced]

TOUCH ME THERE, I LIKE THAT

 

[out_at_sea]

TOUCH ME THERE, I LIKE THAT

Did you check your profile lately??

 

[distanced]

WHOOPIE GOLDBERG NAKED ON A COLD DAY WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON HER TOES

THAT AND SOME COLD COFFEE.............

BREAKFAST IS SERVED

 

[out_at_sea]

WHAT ABOUT MY PROFILE?

just click on it..

 

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WHAT ABOUT MY PROFILE?

 

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AM I WEIRD IF I SPOON WITH MY DOG?

....I MEAN MY SISTER.....

IF SHE SPOONS WITH MY DOG.....

 

[distanced]

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I PUT IN

 

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TODAY I BOUGHT A BIG MAC EXTRA VALUE MEAL SUPERSIZED.

I GOT 3 CHANCES TO WIN OFF OF IT AND 2 WERE WINNERS!

1. BREAKFAST SANDWICH

2. BREAKFAST EXTRA VALUE MEAL

NOW I'M SET FOR BREAKFAST FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS.

WHISTLES GO WHOOT WHOOT

 

[distanced]

I WAS HOPING FOR A VACATION

MAYBE NEXT TIME

 

[distanced]

CHICKEN SHIT YELLOW BELLIED COCK SUCKER

 

[distanced]

I LIKE COFFEE, I LIKE TEA

I LIKE THE JAVA AND AH IT LIKES ME

COFFEE AND TEA

AND THE JAVA AND ME

OH A CUP A CUP A CUP A CUP A CUP, BONG

 

[out_at_sea]

you r living in your own world..once in a while , stop,look around and check your profile...

hope you get it..

 

[distanced]

YOUR DAYS OF FINGER BANGING MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH ARE OVER, DO YOU HEAR ME?

 

[distanced]

STILL NOT GETTING IT

 

[out_at_sea]

STILL NOT GETTING IT

It is ok, Einstein...

 

[distanced]

Einstein was my bitch in prison

 

[distanced]

you just don't know dear, how much I love you, just please don't take, my sunshine away

 

[distanced]

I've got big balls, he's got big balls, bouncing big balls

everybody's coming

 

[distanced]

why is it called a penis?

there are so many better words

one would be power......

I'm going to pound you with my power

I'm going to blow my power all over you

that's alot of power

etc............

 

[FISHTALES]

got it seadog, word.

 

[FISHTALES]

 

[Mad4Iron]

Dude you ok?

Funny as shit anyway.

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

hi everybody

 

[FISHTALES]

im hungry

 

[FISHTALES]

bacon and eggs for me

 

[FISHTALES]

with wheat toast and mixed fruit jelly, lrg unsweet tea

 

[FISHTALES]

Dude you ok?

Funny as shit anyway.

Mad

me? no im not ok, this thread has ruined my home life, my girl left me, said it was either her or the thread

 

[FISHTALES]

ive lost 25 pounds skipping meals to post hear, they are forclosing on my house...i do pay my power and phone though or else i couldnt be here

 

[out_at_sea]

Fish,

You really lost it...

 

[FISHTALES]

 

[Mad4Iron]

Naw,I was talking to Dist,he seemed to be losing it.

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

not really, im ok...juts my OCD kicking in

 

[FISHTALES]

Naw,I was talking to Dist,he seemed to be losing it.

Mad

ya he seemed a little "off"

 

[FISHTALES]

im glad we have an edit button

 

[FISHTALES]

eliforp godaes

 

[Mad4Iron]

I wholeheartingly agree.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Wow,I'm an olympian,I really must know what I'm talking about

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

code message for seadog^^^^

 

[FISHTALES]

i think the board is slowing up

 

[distanced]

I've been told that my man juice tastes like almonds

 

[Mad4Iron]

We must talk about the secret codes,they aint all that secret

Mad

 

[distanced]

pistachio is my next goal for taste alteration

 

[FISHTALES]

Wow,I'm an olympian,I really must know what I'm talking about

Mad

i just hit olympian yesterday

 

[distanced]

don't get a blow job from a pet bird!

their beaks are really sharp

 

[FISHTALES]

maple syrup

 

[distanced]

I have mountains of quivering karma, and sometimes it comes out my mountainous quivering member

 

[out_at_sea]

I have mountains of quivering karma, and sometimes it comes out my mountainous quivering member

you seem quite discombobulated...

 

[FISHTALES]

We must talk about the secret codes,they aint all that secret

Mad

only olympian post whores can read them

 

[distanced]

wank wank spank bank happy birthday present in my pants

 

[Mad4Iron]

Cool.

Mad

 

[distanced]

tomorrow we're having a midget roast.

I like mine lightly crispy and medium rare.

female midgets in the roast scare me, so I close my eyes while I eat.

If they all would have just stayed at the circus they would have been fine.

but no.......they had to eat the pretty yellow poka dot bikini

 

[out_at_sea]

have you noticed that one out of two views it is a posted?

best view/post ratio thread ever..2/1

If you look at all the other thread you will find a 10/1 ratio...
cool,huh?

 

[FISHTALES]

how far can you throw one(midget)

 

[Mad4Iron]

They smell like cabbage.

Mad

 

[out_at_sea]

today is my bday...

 

[FISHTALES]

 

[FISHTALES]

have you noticed that one out of two views it is a posted?

best view/post ratio thread ever..2/1

If you look at all the other thread you will find a 10/1 ratio...
cool,huh?

i noticed that earlier

 

[Mad4Iron]

It's the little things.....

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

today is my bday...

for real?

 

[Mad4Iron]

Well Happy Birthday.

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

going to eat, back later

 

[Mad4Iron]

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Mad

 

[distanced]

birthday party in my pants.

all girls invited

no fatties or uglies though

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'd take an ugly right about now.

Hold the cheese

Mad

 

[distanced]

I all of a sudden feal sick

nothing worse than ugly fatties

 

[out_at_sea]

No congrats for my bday??

 

[WarriorPL]

Whoring without me? How dare you.

 

[out_at_sea]

 

[WarriorPL]

Guys... the "the road-house side show thread!!!!" has more views than this one..... let's fix that.

 

[CanadianCripple]

getting

 

[CanadianCripple]

closer

 

[CanadianCripple]

to

 

[distanced]

easy enough

da daaa da da da da da daaaaaaa da da da

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

now say hello to my little friend (must be said in a mexican accent)

 

[CanadianCripple]

an

 

[Mad4Iron]

No congrats for my bday??

Top o' the page Blind one.

Mad

 

[CanadianCripple]

avatar

 

[distanced]

willie wonka only made the chocolate factory to get in the pants of children

most people don't know that he is michaeel jackson's real father

 

[CanadianCripple]

now say hello to my little friend (must be said in a mexican accent)

actually, it would be a fake cuban accent.

 

[CanadianCripple]

 

[WarriorPL]

Happy BDay guy!

Keep on whorin'

 

[Mad4Iron]

beat me to the Cuban thing.

Mad

 

[distanced]

suck it
(must be said in an italian accent)

 

[CanadianCripple]

suck it
(must be said in an italian accent)

actually, that would be said in a fake HHH accent.

 

[distanced]

I wonder how often clinton and bushes daughters get laid.

I mean, I know how much I've slept with them, but I'm thinking other than that

 

[CanadianCripple]

Many

 

[distanced]

I don't watch wrestling.

I did mean an italian accent