Who has boned a chick on AAS?

[KenBraggofCarroltonGA]

First off.. Cracker.. You're a crazy fuck, I love ya man!! lol!!!!!!!

Guys. OH MY GOD..
Ok, so, I went straight from my office to pick her up at her apartment for dinner. I knock on the door she comes out in a robe with her hair soaking wet smelling of cucumber melon Bath and Body Works lotion. I look at her like WTF? Why aren't you ready? She smirks back at me. I walk in. We look each other up and down, she licks her lips, I smirk back. Afterwards there is about a 10 second ackward silence. I say "Well, go get ready, I'm hungry." She's like "Ready? You mean you actually wanted to go out to dinner?" I said, "Yes, of course. I want to find out if you're more than just a pretty face." She gives me that "Oh HELL NO, you didn't just say that" look. She smirks and says "Yeah, I'll bet if I took this robe off you'll see that I'm more than just a pretty face." So, I go "GEEEZ, sloooooowwwwww downnnnnnnn this relationship is moving waaaaaaaayyy too fast for me. I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feelings too ya know? Besides, I don't even know if you can kiss yet." She walked right up to me and right before she kissed me, my phone rang!!!!! It was IMPECCABLE timing! lol.. Of course, I answered it, it was one of my clients who needed me to explain the MTA Option Arm to her (for the 5th damn time!) While talking to her I'm sitting there mentally fucking her. I give her the "Shoe, go get ready" look.. So, clearly frustrated, she walks into her room and slams her door.

If that woman didn't get ready in 15 minutes! She comes out in this SEXY ass short baby blue spaghettie strap dress and matching heels with a strapless bra. So, we head out and jump in my car and on the way to the restaurant she's like "hey, can we stop by 7-11 so I can get some grapefruit juice?" I laughed my ass off because I immediately knew that she hadn't taken her var yet!! "I was straight up and I said, ah, so, you have a meeting scheduled with Ms. Ana huh?" She just laughed her ass off and and thanked me for giving her that tip..

So, we pull into a 7-11 and she bends down to pick up her purse off the floor and her left tit almost fell out, I rocked up, she looked at me and knew I saw that and she went right for my cock.. She was like "Ohhhh yeah... She started licking her lips real fast, she stroked it a few times, she shook her head "yeah" so, she smiled and went into 7-11 bought some grapefruit juice. She got back in the car, took out her pill holder, popped her var, chugged some grapefruit juice, and immediately put her hand on my cock and started rubbing it. She unbuckled my belt, unfastened my slacks, zipped down the zipper, pulled down my boxers, my heart was pounding.. She was like "Matt, I thawed out some filets for us." I nodded. She sucked my cock all the way back to her place. She mentioned that my cock tasted so good. (I put some cherry flavored lotion on it before i left ) I slowly slide my finger up under her dress and under her sexy ass lace black thong and OMG it was dripping up in there, it was soooo tight...

We get back to her place and as soon as we get in and she closes the door and locks it, she goes right for my cock again, she ripped off my shirt (busted the bottom two buttons on my Tommy Bahama shirt!!!) She starts deep throating and gagging and moaning.. She then pushes me against the wall and pulls her leg up and pins me there and I slowly slide my hand over her leg and ass and then under her thong which was stuck to her soaked pussy like she was secreting elmers glue.. I pick her up and take carry her to her bed and lay her down gently.. She stands up pushes me on the bed and slowly takes off her dress. OMG.. her body was perfect... Abs, small veins on her forearms, amazing definition, perfectly tanned body, no tanlines, 23 inch waist, 5'6", no tramp stamp, she was perfect. She then kneels on the bed and slowly crawls on top of me and pulls off my pants and boxers and just starts going to town, deepthroating the shit out of me, sucking my dick like it was an olympic sport. She grabs my hand and brings it to her hair and clamps it down on her hair like sh wanted me to slam her head down on my cock, so, I do it.. She takes it like a fucking champ!!! I slam it down as hard as I can and start thrusting my pelvis into her and she doesn't even gag, just takes it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get so fucking horny that I just pick her up like a bench press, put her down, get up, hover over her and pull her panties off, lick her from her ankles down her inner thighs, admiring every inch of her body all the way down and I just go to town on her perfect clit.. She starts squirming and trembling and moaning like I was pounding the fuck out of her.. After eating her for 5 minutes, she goes "Baby, I want you in me NOWWWWWWWWWWWW' I fight her hands grabbing me trying to pull me up and i just flicker my tongue and suck that shit as fast and hard as I can as her moans get louder.. So, eventually I get up, pull her to the edge of the bed, lick my hands, moisten up my dick and flick it on her stomach and rub her clit with it and TRY to slide it in.. After fighting with it for about 45 seconds, i'm finally able to get it in all the way, i try to pull it out and notice THE MOST AMAZING SUCTION IN A VAGINA I HAVE EVER SEEN!! I pull it out slowly and i moaned like i have never moaned before.. she moans.. I just realized that i just penetrated the best piece of ass I have ever had.. So, I slide it in and out slow a few times and just start pounding away at that shit.. She orgasms in 4 minutes!!!!! She creams all over her bed.. so, I pull her closer to the edge of the bed and put one leg up on the bed and slide it in straight down into the vagina and I'm able to touch her cervix!!!!! so, I start killing that shit, pounding her cervix, she comes again within 5 minutes.. Her entire body is trembling, her lower back is moist, beads of sweat roll down her breast, man, I can just remember a split second where I realized that I was the horniest I had ever been in my life..

Well, long story short, we fucked for 3 hours.. She orgasmed 6 times, I orgasmed twice.. Guys.. you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to fuck a girl on AAS..

WOW..

WOW.. I am

T-Matt

ok. who jacked or (for the ladies-had finger salad) when they read this. don't lie. should we poll it?

 

[nangiggles]

I didnt because I was at work, did get hot and bothered though

 

[workinglegs]

Ive always wondered how strong the fitness/figure chicks really are? I know the BB girls are monsters but wonder if the smaller but ripped girls are as strong as they look? If so ... I'd probably be in trouble ... but GOOD trouble no doubt ...

 

[NinjaTurtles]

Is it not normal to hit the cervix? I've always felt this when im giving it from behind and when they are on top. I know once it felt like I completely relocated it! she rolled off of me and started crying saying she was dying... Most of them said it felt good.

For the ladies does it feel good when it goes that deep?

 

[Rachel...lol]

it hurts - but it's a good hurt.

 

[nangiggles]

sometimes it nice, sometimes it feels like an unnatural poke....

 

[Underwraps]

moisten up my dick and flick it on her stomach and rub her clit with it and TRY to slide it in.. After fighting with it for about 45 seconds, i'm finally able to get it in all the way, i try to pull it out and notice THE MOST AMAZING SUCTION IN A VAGINA I HAVE EVER SEEN!!
WOW.. I am

T-Matt

Wow is right. Uhhh, I was into reading it and then right before you entered her I heard a record player needle scratch -crrrreeeeehk. Wait! Where was the condom?! Did you not want to mention it and ruin the mood or did U leave it out fo real? Dang. 'All this bangin and with wild woman that I am in awe of and NO ONE has a disease? ever? Wow, who invented the vaccine against STDs and didn't tell me about it???? I screw ONE anal retentive asshole w/o a condom who has not 1 speck of dirt in his apartment and BAM I got the chlam. So, freakin not fair!!!! Ass why I no play no moa... I'm not good at the power of attraction thing. I attract negative like white lint on black. (No racial overtone intended.) Otherwise, it was a good story.

 

[Underwraps]

I love how the new feminist movement says it's OK for a girl to be as big of a whore as she wants to be without fear of ridicule or beratings. If so, great. Lets have things equal across the board then. So that means no more alimony or vaginamony paid to women, no special consideration for women in the workplace(maternity leave is no more), and fair and equal treatment as males when it comes to adult females molesting minor students. In addition those saved parking spaces in front of Wal Mart for expectant mothers/mother w/ kids need to be eliminated. I deliberately park in those spaces myself. Why? Because it would be chauvanistic of me to think women that are prego or have kids are somehow less functional to the point where they "need" a closer parking space to accomodate them.

I love how chicks pull the feminazi card when it suits them and cry "but that's not fair cuz I'm a girl" when it doesn't.

Here's how a confident woman treats her man(a broad generalization):

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Sign me up! Not!

LOL, you could flip your list almost entirely and have a male manipulating female parallel except #5 is guy pressures girl to have sex when she doesn't want to, like when she's on her heaviest day of her period or sick with a fever. As for parking spaces for women w/kids? Where are those? Do they check if it's a father w/kids? Oh, come now. Hey, I'm okay with a guy parking in the prego spot if he's lifting a 50 pound bag of rice from the car to the front door, cuz das what 9mo prego feels like!!! I'd say those spots should only be last trimester expecting mothers, otherwise, yeah, no feah. Oh, wait. Fat chicks might use it cuz they have a hard time too and they might think, "Oh well, everyone thinks I'm pregnant aaaanyway." - Oh, was that too mean spirited? sorry. Also, I only see those prego spots at places that sell baby stuff anyway. So, what's your rush to the door?