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WHo got laid today ?

I got laid this morning. It turned into an embarassing moment. I took care of my business this morning. Then after a couple of cups of coffee I took my normal 10:OO AM piss. There is a guy in the urinal next to me and I start pissing sideways against the urinal wall and piss is dripping on the floor from the urinal wall. I just did a "woops" and laughed it off. The fellow next to me wasn't amused.
 
congrats dude.

If congratulated myself everytime I got laid my arm would fall off from slapping myself on the back and my life would always feel like a parade.

Today I haven't gotten laid yet though, no morning sex before work. I have however noticed a swelling in my pants though that indicates some major pressure needs to be released later into my gf's vagina or mouth.
 
was it by that chick you posted pics of where her boobs shrank 4 sizes?

and no, my girl lives an hour away but we're both really busy so i hardly ever see her anymore cause of summer jobs :(
 
boobs shrinking? whatchyou talking about willis?

sigweed said:
was it by that chick you posted pics of where her boobs shrank 4 sizes?

and no, my girl lives an hour away but we're both really busy so i hardly ever see her anymore cause of summer jobs :(
 
casavant said:
I'm going to fucking explode if I don't get laid pretty soon. I don't see it happening though.

Hey man its all about making the best of the situation. I have a gf so im at an advantage.....BUT sometimes shes on her rag so we have TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT. She enjoys me cumming on her chest. I enjoy when she moans in my ear. Usually this happens during sex. When shes on her rag i just wack off while she moans and pants in my ear and then i splurge on her chest. My point is is you are gonna have to wack off so make the best of it.....watch a porn.....put on ladies underwear.....anything.......you only live once.
 
bigAragorn said:
My point is is you are gonna have to wack off so make the best of it.....

LOL.

I wack off like a champ. It's nice to be self-sufficient, but at some point a woman with all the accompanying skin/smells/sounds would be really damn nice.
 
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