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I work all the damn time and I work weekends. I haven't been laid in over 6 months and I'm too tired and not moitvated enough to go out. Someone please join me in my misery. Misery loves company ya know.
 
Well, I'm outta here. I gots me a buzz and am ready for female action. See you all later!

I'll be thinking of you while I'm pounding the beers & hos.


(man, what a dickhead I am when I drink)
 
jerkbox said:
:wavey:
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I barely have time to squeeze my workouts in during the week. I just got home from a 12 hour shift after getting off at 10 pm last night. I have to work another 12 hours tomorrow, so I'm not going anywhere. I would consider calling an escort, but I live way out in the country now. Shit, I just can't win.
 
Yeah me and you should be related since we live identical lives bro. IM either in the gym or in school/ or working 10 hour shifts. Despite all the attention I get I have yet to get laid......Im such a fucking loser.....guess it time to masturbate to some pron.
 
Izzman said:
Yeah me and you should be related since we live identical lives bro. IM either in the gym or in school/ or working 10 hour shifts. Despite all the attention I get I have yet to get laid......Im such a fucking loser.....guess it time to masturbate to some pron.
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LOL. It's all relative my friend. I have one thing to look forward to tonight. The KLitschko, Johnson fight. Well that and eating. But I have to watch the fight in the living room where my sister's dog has infested the house with fleas, I'm too tired to drive 7 miles to the store to get poison, so I'll just put up with the fleas.
 
biteme said:


I barely have time to squeeze my workouts in during the week. I just got home from a 12 hour shift after getting off at 10 pm last night. I have to work another 12 hours tomorrow, so I'm not going anywhere. I would consider calling an escort, but I live way out in the country now. Shit, I just can't win.
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well, i don't work that much, but I am pretty much unmotivated as of late....a little dpressed about my job and money situation, and tired of driving over an hour to get there everyday.....blah

i guess i don't care so much about the getting laid thing..although it hasn't been that long.

the real depressing thing is, I live right in the middle of Philly, and don't do jack shit
 
jerkbox said:


well, i don't work that much, but I am pretty much unmotivated as of late....a little dpressed about my job and money situation, and tired of driving over an hour to get there everyday.....blah

i guess i don't care so much about the getting laid thing..although it hasn't been that long.

the real depressing thing is, I live right in the middle of Philly, and don't do jack shit
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Thanks for sharing your dilemna, I feel much better now knowing that I'm not the only one here that's not living it up. Although I do hope things get rosier for you. I drive nearly an hour to work also and I'm already sick of it. People in Texas can't drive worth a shit. They coast in the passing lane:mad: :)
 
biteme said:
I work all the damn time and I work weekends. I haven't been laid in over 6 months and I'm too tired and not moitvated enough to go out. Someone please join me in my misery. Misery loves company ya know.
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<--- glutton for misery. i'm gonna blow some shit up on video games, so i'll feel better
 
jerkbox said:


well, i don't work that much, but I am pretty much unmotivated as of late....a little dpressed about my job and money situation, and tired of driving over an hour to get there everyday.....blah

i guess i don't care so much about the getting laid thing..although it hasn't been that long.

the real depressing thing is, I live right in the middle of Philly, and don't do jack shit
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You think thats bad?? I live in NYC, the best fucking city in the world and I have yet to get some ass! My situation is that I was muslim 18 years of my life, at 18 I left Islam (long story) just when I turned 19 last year I decided to turn my life around so began working out and went from 225 to 180. Now that Ive been working out for 1 year and a half now I get so much attention from sooo many chicks and the worst part is....girls literaly tell me they want to fuck me....but it just hasn't happened yet. Im such a homo. Biteme your a genuine bro, dont sweat it.
 
Beachbum1546 said:
never had a girlfriend, virgin, no friends, and in college. WINNER
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That sux man. You need to get laid. At least I have the memories to jack off to.
 
Romo17 said:
Ha!!! Just wait until you guys get married!!!
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Oh shit! Now you're really depressing me. That's the one thing I was looking forward to someday.
 
Izzman said:


You think thats bad?? I live in NYC, the best fucking city in the world and I have yet to get some ass! My situation is that I was muslim 18 years of my life, at 18 I left Islam (long story) just when I turned 19 last year I decided to turn my life around so began working out and went from 225 to 180. Now that Ive been working out for 1 year and a half now I get so much attention from sooo many chicks and the worst part is....girls literaly tell me they want to fuck me....but it just hasn't happened yet. Im such a homo. Biteme your a genuine bro, dont sweat it.
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shit man....go live it up....

if I was in NYC, I might have a kickass design job, and an actual life.....the possibilties are endless there.....
 
I'm gonna go open a can of tuna or heat up a frozen pizza. Yippee!
 
biteme said:
I'm gonna go open a can of tuna or heat up a frozen pizza. Yippee!
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Thats not so bad actually. Try posting in the chat & discussion board on elite fitness......now thats pathetic.
 
hmm i work 48-50 hours a week
teach a few cooking classes (another 8 hours a week)
work out 40 minutes everyday except on sundays and a double on mondays
and i write somewhat obtuse messages on here every chance i can

do i have a life?
 
We should all get together, all of ur bros with no lives, and go skipping in the forest butt naked....it'll be the most fun wel'll ever have in our lives.
 
Izzman said:
We should all get together, all of ur bros with no lives, and go skipping in the forest butt naked....it'll be the most fun wel'll ever have in our lives.
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nope
my ass is still too fat for public nudity
lol
 
Izzman said:
We should all get together, all of ur bros with no lives, and go skipping in the forest butt naked....it'll be the most fun wel'll ever have in our lives.
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LMAO. As soon as you read this stick your left forefinger in your left nostril and say, "I have no life." Record the time that you do this and post it. This will make us all official brothers with no lives. I just did the task.
 
Same here. Work all the time. I might go to a bar tonight and attempt to meet a chick. But that usually ends up a failure most of the time. I also live out in the country and drive almost an hour to work. I reside in Tx as well, and I must concur, people here can't drive. Bro you see a bit down lately. Some depressing ass posts. Ever consider seeing a shrink? Living in the country doesn't help. There usually isn't a damn thing to do. Thats why when you move out into the country, esp if its your first time living in it, you stock up on 4 wheelers, boats, guns, dogs, satellite t.v., women {if applicable} for entertainment. After all, if you fail to plan, you're planning to fail.
 
MFMan said:
Same here. Work all the time. I might go to a bar tonight and attempt to meet a chick. But that usually ends up a failure most of the time. I also live out in the country and drive almost an hour to work. I reside in Tx as well, and I must concur, people here can't drive. Bro you see a bit down lately. Some depressing ass posts. Ever consider seeing a shrink? Living in the country doesn't help. There usually isn't a damn thing to do. Thats why when you move out into the country, esp if its your first time living in it, you stock up on 4 wheelers, boats, guns, dogs, satellite t.v., women {if applicable} for entertainment. After all, if you fail to plan, you're planning to fail.
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Ellis County, where are U at? I have the dog and satellite t.v., just need the gun and the woman. I get down but I don't stay that way. Here lately I've been a little down because I don't have time to have any fun. I just like to bitch. Makes life more tolerable for me.
 
biteme said:


LMAO. As soon as you read this stick your left forefinger in your left nostril and say, "I have no life." Record the time that you do this and post it. This will make us all official brothers with no lives. I just did the task.
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Okay bro, official results....4.5 seconds to complete the task! Now we're really related! I think Ill start calling you big brother from now on...:D
 
wassup all.

graduated last february and got a job right away (working 50hrs/wk), so i've been part of the "no life" crowd since i got into school 5yrs ago (school full time, work when i wasn't studying or in school).
well, just finished a term position at a kickass job but now i'm unemployed.

represent!
 
"I'm too tired to drive 7 miles to the store to get poison"

Told you that shit would get old.

It just gets worse and worse.

And I totally feel you on the workin the weekends bullshit, makes your social life slow to a crawl.
 
TC2 said:
"I'm too tired to drive 7 miles to the store to get poison"

Told you that shit would get old.

It just gets worse and worse.

And I totally feel you on the workin the weekends bullshit, makes your social life slow to a crawl.
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I did it for my daughter and I have loved it up until now. Maybe you were right. I have no choice but to stay though, please tolerate my bitching. LOL
 
biteme said:


I did it for my daughter and I have loved it up until now. Maybe you were right. I have no choice but to stay though, please tolerate my bitching. LOL
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Oh, I fully understand.

Bitching is good... it makes the voices stop for awhile.:p
 
nordstrom said:


same here minus the 'no friends' part. i have 2 i think.
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How's everything going? You still in Nursing School?
 
biteme said:


How's everything going? You still in Nursing School?
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funny you shoudl ask. i might be getting kicked out for negligence :D. I'll find out on tuesday.

Im thinking of trying for an A.S. in chemistry instead. then i can transfer that to a B.Sc. in chem, then try an accelerated track for a B.S.N.

then i'd have a nursing and a chem degree, which is what i always wanted.
 
nordstrom said:


funny you shoudl ask. i might be getting kicked out for negligence :D. I'll find out on tuesday.

Im thinking of trying for an A.S. in chemistry instead. then i can transfer that to a B.Sc. in chem, then try an accelerated track for a B.S.N.

Don't feel bad, I dropped out altogether and had to go back to work and hear it from my coworkers, but I don't really care what others think anymore. I'm way beyond that, one of the good things about aging. It just wasn't for me, but I had to try because of the opportunities. Someday I'll figure it out. Probably when I'm 98.

then i'd have a nursing and a chem degree, which is what i always wanted.
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Hmm. why'd you drop out was it taking too much time? the LPN program is damn intensive.

I dont think nursing is for me either. i have to do clinicals in a nursing home and i am disgusted by the poeple. i fully support euthanasia now. Im supposed to care about htese people and i would prefer they be shot in the head and dumped in a mass grave somewhere (well some of them).
 
Oops. I'm always fucking up on those quotes. Especially on Velvett's. Because she always types something way on the bottom.
 
Damn bros, You guys are so bad, You make ME feel better, And I`M MARRIED. lol

Good luck to all of you though.

At least you got jobs and are busy. Some bros need work and can`t find any, but It`s cool to bitch once in a while. lol

PS JIZZMAN, You seem like a good guy, I`ll see what I can do to get you in the Bor Society.
 
nordstrom said:
Hmm. why'd you drop out was it taking too much time? the LPN program is damn intensive.

I dont think nursing is for me either. i have to do clinicals in a nursing home and i am disgusted by the poeple. i fully support euthanasia now. Im supposed to care about htese people and i would prefer they be shot in the head and dumped in a mass grave somewhere (well some of them).
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I was afraid that I was going to feel the same way.
 
Well damn. Just got back from the bar and I stuck out more than a pee wee kid facing a Nolan Ryan fastball.

:bawling:
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well damn. Just got back from the bar and I stuck out more than a pee wee kid facing a Nolan Ryan fastball.

:bawling:
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so, basically you got dressed up and paid money to achieve what I achieved sitting here doing nothing all night, right?
 
Pretty much, but at least I have a camera phone. Time to go whack it from all the asses I captured.

:camera: <-----haha, that's probably the first time that smiley has ever been used.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Pretty much, but at least I have a camera phone. Time to go whack it from all the asses I captured.

:camera: <-----haha, that's probably the first time that smiley has ever been used.
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haha....ahhh i love my camera phone
 
biteme said:


Ellis County, where are U at? I have the dog and satellite t.v., just need the gun and the woman. I get down but I don't stay that way. Here lately I've been a little down because I don't have time to have any fun. I just like to bitch. Makes life more tolerable for me.
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Montgomery county. Its a small town 35 miles ne of Houston. If you have ever heard of Cleveland, Conroe, Willis any of that. I am within those areas.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well damn. Just got back from the bar and I stuck out more than a pee wee kid facing a Nolan Ryan fastball.

:bawling:
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Don't feel bad. I just got back from a bar. Its been a helluva run of shit luck for me lately. I just realized I could have bought a case of beer and just stayed home and download porn. I would have saved about twenty bucks.
 
:wavey: i too have no life. if im not on here posting or at work or the gym then im sleeping. makes each week feel like deja vu. it sucks being single
 
thats it... i'm writing a book. Chicken soup for the Elite b0rs.
 
biteme said:
I work all the damn time and I work weekends. I haven't been laid in over 6 months and I'm too tired and not moitvated enough to go out. Someone please join me in my misery. Misery loves company ya know.
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I could have written that.

I was thinking, six months, has it been that long? June 15. Yep!

I've forgotten what it's like to have a life, I always work nights and weekends.
 
you people talk about being single like its bad...


get your motivation...go out and realize how fun it is to flirt/have fun with random people even if nothing comes from it......
 
Ive been pissed off for 4 days because i havent gotten hand on a computer game ive been waiting for.

So i win.
 
sweeeeeet....

i was into mmorpg for a while



most noticeably UO(5 yrs ago)

and ashersons call(3 yrs ago)

planetside was cool untill my free trial ran out :)

dont have the time for this stuff now, ive found i have way too much of an addictive personality for these games.

had to cut myself off.

made over 600 bucks on ebay though from Ultima online when I was in 8th grade! lol
 
Ive been following Horizons for a while. And although im nno fanboi, i still think this will be great. No PvP (thank god) and community based economy (all items, weapons, armours and so on have to be crafted by players). Other than that, World Of Warcraft has to be fun. Lineage II looks sweet as well, but it will be a PvP hell.
 
did you just say NO PVP?!?!?

that just ruins a game IMO


thats why ultima online was the shit...no rules for the first 2 years....


playa killin is my game

I was gonna suggest http://www.wtfman.com

as a cool site to visit but if your against PVP then you wont like it....
 
No way, PvP just makes it into a FPS.
that i can play alone.
When i play MMORPG it has to be organized.
Meaning if it has any PvP it has to be moderated. Griefers and such suck donkey balls.
 
ok ya fuckin carebare lol


FPS?!?!?! if you want some FPS play counterstrike.....

i see what you saying about being moderated......i guess if your the kinda guy who will get pissed about being jacked(IN A VIDEO GAME) then i could see how it would piss you off....



no seriously though...if you want some good PVP but without the whole being jacked while low on health shit then check out dark age of camelot....ever played it? its prolly one of the best games that meets both kinds of players in the middle....basically it massive team warfare against other "teams"....
 
Ive heard of it, im more of an adventuring kinda guy.
I want to be able to chop down some mobs without being afraid that my "friends" stabs me between my shoulder blades.
 
well i think DAOC may be the game for you then.


its impossible for someone from your own "realm" aka the people you are grouped with fighting mobs to attack you..

basically you can only fight other players from a different kingdom.....

for real, check it out. sounds like the kinda game you may be looking for....

a side note...i cancelled my account with some pretty advance players...if you wanna take it over...be my guest, PM and we can work it out.....
 
thanks bro, but i got my heart set on horizons.
it was supposed to be released the fifth here in Norway. but the damn distributors fucked up.
 
lol what else is new...

i can't remember a game that was actually released on the set date...

guess we gotta deal with it though :)
 
gonelifting said:
Damn bros, You guys are so bad, You make ME feel better, And I`M MARRIED. lol

Good luck to all of you though.

At least you got jobs and are busy. Some bros need work and can`t find any, but It`s cool to bitch once in a while. lol

PS JIZZMAN, You seem like a good guy, I`ll see what I can do to get you in the Bor Society.
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Thanks bro! Im all hot & bothered now.....:p
 
My life consists of a job I don't like, school (which I love), and a bf who delights me. I don't get to see my family and friends as much as I'd like to. I kind of miss going out but I don't have a lot of time for that. My bf's little brother (who's a year old than me) has every other weekend off and the 3 of us always go out together. That's a great time! It's also kind of nice to go out every other weekend because it's cheaper and also means I get one "down time" weekend that I can spend studying and doing laundry.
 
Raina said:
My life consists of a job I don't like, school (which I love), and a bf who delights me. I don't get to see my family and friends as much as I'd like to. I kind of miss going out but I don't have a lot of time for that. My bf's little brother (who's a year old than me) has every other weekend off and the 3 of us always go out together. That's a great time! It's also kind of nice to go out every other weekend because it's cheaper and also means I get one "down time" weekend that I can spend studying and doing laundry.
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other than the job sounds good rain
 
I work in a bar, and quite frankly I hate all the chicks I meet there. And they all smoke. Phew!
 
Mr. dB said:
I work in a bar, and quite frankly I hate all the chicks I meet there. And they all smoke. Phew!
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Yeah but those are the girls who are putting it out. It is nasty when you are on top of a girl and she smells like an ashtray and a brewery at the same time.
 
anabolicmd said:


Yeah but those are the girls who are putting it out. It is nasty when you are on top of a girl and she smells like an ashtray and a brewery at the same time.
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here in ottawa smoking is banned
so the gals just smell like booze
lol
 
anabolicmd said:


Yeah but those are the girls who are putting it out. It is nasty when you are on top of a girl and she smells like an ashtray and a brewery at the same time.
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I've come to the point in my life where I'd rather jerk off than put up with any more of that.

I don't go to church, so I don't know where to go to meet a "nice girl." The ones at church probably don't put out anyway...

Maybe I should walk to the neighborhood supermarket and stand by the exotic cheese counter in the deli section.
 
Today is my day off and I can't even get motivated to go out. The highlight of my day was going to Walmart and buying a dustbuster and a shotgun.:bawling:
 
The best part of the day has happened in the last 2 hours. I got to watch the antiques roadshow AND my bf made me cream of wheat. Life is good.
 
Raina said:
The best part of the day has happened in the last 2 hours. I got to watch the antiques roadshow AND my bf made me cream of wheat. Life is good.
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I am very happy for U. Maybe some day, maybe some day. That' s what I keep telling myself.
 
I purposely don't schedule classes on Mondays so I can watch the Roadshow. Simple pleasures-- sometimes the little things are the big things.
 
biteme said:


I barely have time to squeeze my workouts in during the week. I just got home from a 12 hour shift after getting off at 10 pm last night. I have to work another 12 hours tomorrow, so I'm not going anywhere. I would consider calling an escort, but I live way out in the country now. Shit, I just can't win.
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