Who are all the sexy Guys on EF?

[Pamela]

We know we have a lot of SEXY Girls here!


But what about the guys? HUMMMMMM

 

[SVT-TROY]

I'll be even sexier next summer.

 

[sconoscuito]

right here

 

[sconoscuito]

we've got fyxgel too

 

[vinylgroover]

I look much better in real life than i do here

 

[HS Lifter]

I look much better in real life than i do here

Looks even better on video.

 

[Pamela]

I look much better in real life than i do here

Yes you do!

 

[jerkbox]

i'd say bbf....anyone who can sport red man panties and under armour has got to be sexy

 

[vinylgroover]

Looks even better on video.

It's all about the angles.......

 

[Pamela]

i'd say bbf....anyone who can sport red man panties and under armour has got to be sexy

Jerkbox your pretty sexy too!

 

[Pamela]

ChefWide is too!

 

[WalkingBeast]

I have such a fuckin zeal for life!! Such a great FUCKING attitude too! If I dont hit a PR on bench today, I will KILL myself...Again!! TRAIN OR FUCKIN DIE!!



Check out my nipples in this one:

No need for applause!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i nominate walking beast as a candidate for the "who would benefit from therapy" thread

ps nice nipples LOL

 

[ChefWide]

Wow. Thanks Pamela! That is really, really sweet. Hilarious, but sweet.

The old self image as been more shaky than usual lately and that post really made my whole day, especially coming from such a hottie!

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[Pamela]

Wow. Thanks Pamela! That is really, really sweet. Hilarious, but sweet.

The old self image as been more shaky than usual lately and that post really made my whole day, especially coming from such a hottie!

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" Cheffy Smoove" did it for me!

 

[Pamela]

Walking Beast.. You a Sexy Beast! In a scary kind of way.

 

[Razorguns]

guys aren't "sexy". They're handsome or cool or distinguished. I've never looked at a guy and went "OMG! That calvin klein skinny guy -- he's so SEXY!"

 

[ChefWide]

" Cheffy Smoove" did it for me!

:blush:

 

[Pamela]

guys aren't "sexy". They're handsome or cool or distinguished. I've never looked at a guy and went "OMG! That calvin klein skinny guy -- he's so SEXY!"

Sure guys are sexy!

 

[WalkingBeast]

Walking Beast.. You a Sexy Beast! In a scary kind of way.

Im glad you like my nipples. Thats really the only reason I posted in this thread. My nipples havent become mainstream yet, as only a few underground websites are devoted to them. In a year or so I plan to get them published. Also, thanX for the naked pics! Much appreciated!! I like your nipples better if that means anything. Keep KILLING that shit!!


A special poem for you:




Back again to kill and gut
I crave intestine
Fist-fucked reduced to a stump
Kill - all

Skinless body
Naked hanging
Blood as draining
Carving, killing
Swollen beauty
Holes appearing
Brutalizing, convulsing
Skinned and greasy
Still breathing
Anal carving
Holes are oozing
Slit your throat - deep
Off cane your head
Pulled out the guts
Right through your fucking neck!

Don't think I give a fuck about your life or religion
I don't fucking care about the world you fucking live in

Injecting bleach into your eyes - body starts to quiver
Spilled your guts onto the flor - consume the fecal drainage

Liver withered - appendix punctured, pancreatic explosion
Knife scraping spinal bone
Like nalls on a chalk board

The pigs the want to lock me up
But the still don't know who I am
I leave a trall of blood and guts - cold Impulse to disembowel

 

[Razorguns]

Sure guys are sexy!

No! I have never seen a chick go up to a guy in a club and say "hey you're sexy"!

Stop concentrating on guys! Tell us some wild crazy lesbo stories about you and HOT ass EF chicks! Wooo Hooooo!!!!!!! (grabs a beer)

 

[WalkingBeast]

No! I have never seen a chick go up to a guy in a club and say "hey you're sexy"!

Stop concentrating on guys! Tell us some wild crazy lesbo stories about you and HOT ass EF chicks! Wooo Hooooo!!!!!!! (grabs a beer)

Im really only interested in hearing more stories about my nipples brother.

 

[Pamela]

No! I have never seen a chick go up to a guy in a club and say "hey you're sexy"!

Stop concentrating on guys! Tell us some wild crazy lesbo stories about you and HOT ass EF chicks! Wooo Hooooo!!!!!!! (grabs a beer)

But were saying "He's Sexy" to each other!

Well I could get into a story, but it would be all made up! LOL

And BTW musicians are Sexy to.

 

[SoKlueles]

I think all men from EF are sexy

 

[The_Ghost]

I think all men from EF are sexy

talk about riding the fence LOL.

 

[The_Ghost]

No! I have never seen a chick go up to a guy in a club and say "hey you're sexy"!

(grabs a beer)

Women do indeed do this bro!

Maybe shave your head

 

[ChefWide]

No! I have never seen a chick go up to a guy in a club and say "hey you're sexy"!

Stop concentrating on guys! Tell us some wild crazy lesbo stories about you and HOT ass EF chicks! Wooo Hooooo!!!!!!! (grabs a beer)

Maybe you should go to clubs that aren't called 'Badlands' or 'The Anvil' or 'The Mine Shaft'.

Tip: if all the girls are wearing chaps and SS caps, try another bar.

 

[The_Ghost]

Maybe you should go to clubs that aren't called 'Badlands' or 'The Anvil' or 'The Mine Shaft'.

Tip: if all the girls are wearing chaps and SS caps, try another bar.

True

 

[from zero]

Maybe you should go to clubs that aren't called 'Badlands' or 'The Anvil' or 'The Mine Shaft'.

Tip: if all the girls are wearing chaps and SS caps, try another bar.

LMAO

 

[BileStew]

Maybe you should go to clubs that aren't called 'Badlands' or 'The Anvil' or 'The Mine Shaft'.

Tip: if all the girls are wearing chaps and SS caps, try another bar.

BAZING!!!

"You must spread your seed elsewhere before giving ChefWide more K"

 

[FreeballinDC]

Maybe you should go to clubs that aren't called 'Badlands' or 'The Anvil' or 'The Mine Shaft'.

Tip: if all the girls are wearing chaps and SS caps, try another bar.

And you are skeeering me with your intimate knowledge of gay bars.


LOL, I've heard stories about The Anvil.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Im glad you like my nipples. Thats really the only reason I posted in this thread. My nipples havent become mainstream yet, as only a few underground websites are devoted to them. In a year or so I plan to get them published. Also, thanX for the naked pics! Much appreciated!! I like your nipples better if that means anything. Keep KILLING that shit!!


A special poem for you:




Back again to kill and gut
I crave intestine
Fist-fucked reduced to a stump
Kill - all

Skinless body
Naked hanging
Blood as draining
Carving, killing
Swollen beauty
Holes appearing
Brutalizing, convulsing
Skinned and greasy
Still breathing
Anal carving
Holes are oozing
Slit your throat - deep
Off cane your head
Pulled out the guts
Right through your fucking neck!

Don't think I give a fuck about your life or religion
I don't fucking care about the world you fucking live in

Injecting bleach into your eyes - body starts to quiver
Spilled your guts onto the flor - consume the fecal drainage

Liver withered - appendix punctured, pancreatic explosion
Knife scraping spinal bone
Like nalls on a chalk board

The pigs the want to lock me up
But the still don't know who I am
I leave a trall of blood and guts - cold Impulse to disembowel

Are you sure you didn't steal that from a Cannibal Corpse song?

 

[Lady Viking]

ChefWide is too!

I agree. I would add fishtales to the list, too.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

So we are up too

BBF
Jerkbox
Walkingbeast
Chewide
Fishtails

 

[HS Lifter]

So we are up too

BBF
Jerkbox
Walkingbeast
Chewide
Fishtails
HS Lifter

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You can't nominate yourself to the list orb, that is lame. Wait for someone else to do so.

 

[HS Lifter]

soklueless said all men on EF, so that includes me as well.

 

[tuc biscuit]

my name had better start getting mentioned here or there will be some serious consequences

 

[Smurfy]

I'll bet Walking Beast is a wildman in the sack LOL

I know of one person in particular who is very sexy. And I know it well.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

JersyArt is by far the sexiest

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Tuc is that Steve from Jerry Springer? Damn he's looking like Uncle Fester from the Adams Family. ewwww

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Far too many hotties around here to list them all Pamela

 

[BileStew]

JersyArt is by far the sexiest

Great, there goes the bandwidth...

 

[Carmen]

a lot of guys look sexy here but you have to get to know a guy to really find out- thats the ultimate in sexiness- looks, brains, personality, humor.

 

[jerseyart]

JersyArt is by far the sexiest

 

[from zero]

JersyArt is by far the sexiest

You spelled "gayest" wrong bro.

 

[jerseyart]

Great, there goes the bandwidth...

Your just jealous that she beat you to the honor of nominating me.

Dude, I don't like you, just give it up already. You never had a chance.

 

[BileStew]

Your just jealous that she beat you to the honor of nominating me.

Dude, I don't like you, just give it up already. You never had a chance.

LOL, see Zorro's reply above yours. *He* beat me to it, not Frisky.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'm not the sexiest but I am the gayest

Bor I can't believe you admitted to that

 

[RaZor Ramon]

a lot of guys look sexy here but you have to get to know a guy to really find out- thats the ultimate in sexiness- looks, brains, personality, humor.

My girlfriend will say she got all that with me. Let's not forget the massive ego most of the guys have on this board, myself included. I think sometimes that adds to a guy sexiness for women but takes away from it when it's too much.

 

[jerseyart]

LOL, see Zorro's reply above yours. *He* beat me to it, not Frisky.

From Zorro, the gay blade, is just off his anti projection meds again.

Also, leave out the homo erotic recounts of your mutual sexual activities in subsequent posts

"" 'He' beat me"

 

[TheProject]

Your just jealous that she beat you to the honor of nominating me.

Dude, I don't like you, just give it up already. You never had a chance.

He wouldn't want to deal with your drama anyhow.

 

[Carmen]

My girlfriend will say she got all that with me. Let's not forget the massive ego most of the guys have on this board, myself included. I think sometimes that adds to a guy sexiness for women but takes away from it when it's too much.

actually.. i don't find a big ego sexy. a hot guy who doesn't know it is IT.
probably the same for women, right?
which is sexier, a gorgeous girl who knows it, or the same girl who has no clue how beautiful she is?

 

[jerseyart]

He wouldn't want to deal with your drama anyhow.

I am a needy bitch

 

[TheProject]

I am a needy bitch

At least you finally admit it.

 

[velvett]

Far too many hotties around here to list them all Pamela

I'll second that.

There's one that I think is dead sexy and I've never even seen a photo of him.

 

[RaZor Ramon]

actually.. i don't find a big ego sexy. a hot guy who doesn't know it is IT.
probably the same for women, right?
which is sexier, a gorgeous girl who knows it, or the same girl who has no clue how beautiful she is?

I don't think anyone would find someone who is full of themselves attractive but on the same note I think anyone who is really attractive should have some idea that they are. If they didn't I'd think they were a little slow. People just act a little bit differently when you have a look that turns heads and you'd have to be kinda out of it to not notice that.

 

[Carmen]

I'll second that.

There's one that I think is dead sexy and I've never even seen a photo of him.

hmmmm... i wonder if its the same one that *I* think is dead sexy???

 

[tuc biscuit]

JersyArt is by far the sexiest

nice to see a girl following through on the old 'looks aren't important'

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm not a sexy guy but I play one on the internet.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I'll second that.

There's one that I think is dead sexy and I've never even seen a photo of him.

I wonder who this could be? I would agree that there are for sure some men that come off sexy ass hell just from there posts.

 

[bluepeter]

I am a sexy beast.

GGRRRR baby, very GGRRRR.

 

[rnch]

although i don't see much in the bathroom mirror; more than a few of our fellow eliters differ with my modest opinion of the reflection. to those who have done so, i offer my most humble gratitude and green karma.

oh, to be a low bf boy-toy!

 

[Gambino]

my vote goes to High Intensity

 

[KillahBee]

Don't have time to read all these posts cause I am too busy having sex and being sexy. How many girls named me? Did onerep put in a vote for me - cause he keeps telling me that he would "Lick the gold right off my chain" and it's scaring me.

 

[d3track]

come on, you coulda at least mentioned me to boost my ego some

 

[FreeballinDC]

if you don't vote for me, I will put my very own assatar back up!

 

[from zero]

I'll second that.

There's one that I think is dead sexy and I've never even seen a photo of him.

Bor you've seen me.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Did onerep put in a vote for me - cause he keeps telling me that he would "Lick the gold right off my chain" and it's scaring me.

No, I said I would cut off the air from your brain.

 

[FreeballinDC]

No, I said I would cut off the air from your brain.

same difference to him. he gets into that auto-erotic-asphyxiation stuff.

 

[onerepmaximum]

same difference to him. he gets into that auto-erotic-asphyxiation stuff.

I guess some people hear what they want to hear.

 

[BileStew]

I look like Vincent Price after a bad case of rickets.

 

[velvett]

Bor you've seen me.

Mmmmmmmmm I sure have, but that's not what was initially appealing.

 

[rnch]

..... Did onerep put in a vote for me - cause he keeps telling me that he would "Lick the gold right off my chain"....

yeh, his standard line. if i had a dollar for every time he spewed that out on the peeps who were staring at us so intently the last time he was down here.......

 

[curling]

I agree walking beast could use some therapy.

 

[onerepmaximum]

yeh, his standard line. if i had a dollar for every time he spewed that out on the peeps who were staring at us so intently the last time he was down here.......

Yep, that's.....hey.... what the.........

 

[rnch]

and you thought i wasn't paying attention to what you were telling all those peeps, hey?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I think I fall into the "average guys" on EF.

Oh well.. we all cant be models.. then I guess we would all be average.

 

[Carmen]

I think I fall into the "average guys" on EF.

Oh well.. we all cant be models.. then I guess we would all be average.

'average' is sexy IMO.
sometimes, its the guys who think they are average, that aren't.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I'll second that.

There's one that I think is dead sexy and I've never even seen a photo of him.

Velvett and Matt sitting in a tree, K - I - S - S - I - N - G, first comes love, then comes marrige and a baby carrige, then divorce, child support and alimony payments.

 

[jenscats5]

Onerep's pic when he went fishing was DEAD sexy!! OMG!!

I'll need more pics from the others to decide....

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Well Becomings Avatar, from us "average guys" everywhere. Thanks

Maybe Ill get really luck one day and find a beautiful, sexy woman like you who thinks a guy like me is sexy.. heh.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

im probally the best looking guy on EF, im that guy that other guys wish they could look like, no joke im a stud

 

[velvett]

...first comes love, then comes marrige and a baby carrige, then divorce, child support and alimony payments.

HA!

You should know from experience.

 

[curling]

im probally the best looking guy on EF, im that guy that other guys wish they could look like, no joke im a stud

Bullshit, I'm sexier. I have to turn down women all the time.

 

[Carmen]

Well Becomings Avatar, from us "average guys" everywhere. Thanks

Maybe Ill get really luck one day and find a beautiful, sexy woman like you who thinks a guy like me is sexy.. heh.

awww, well thanks.. i'm not very beautiful or sexy.. pretty much just average too.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

Bullshit, I'm sexier. I have to turn down women all the time.

i don't know bro im being serious if you are on my level then congrats, there are only a select few

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Oh well Becomings Avatar, I guess we could just be "average" together...

and from what Ive seen.. you are ANYTHING but average.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bullshit, I'm sexier. I have to turn down women all the time.

That doesn't count... you visit college station often. If you have a penis, and come here its only a matter of time before an attractive girl offers to have sex with you. If you are sexy though, the offers are much more frequint.

You know the point some try to get across to women? "Just because men want to have sex with you, does not make you sexy?" Well the same expression could apply to any college town, "Just because women offer to have sex with you here, does not make you sexy."

 

[Big Rick Rock]

HA!

You should know from experience.

Zing!


lol lol lol

 

[d3track]

damn, so thats why i get so much less now that i have graduated

shit, i'm gonna go to grad school then..........

 

[curling]

i don't know bro im being serious if you are on my level then congrats, there are only a select few

Cool. Well, then we are two WILD AND SEXY GUYS!!!!!

 

[mrjrock19]

<~~~~~~~~ that guy is!!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

<~~~~~~~~ that guy is!!!

Same answer I gave curling. You live in College Station. LoL

j/k I get told all the time I'm sexy, so its not just this town.

 

[mrjrock19]

Velvett and Matt sitting in a tree, K - I - S - S - I - N - G, first comes love, then comes marrige and a baby carrige, then divorce, child support and alimony payments.

hehehe hahahahah hohohoho

 

[mrjrock19]

Same answer I gave curling. You live in College Station. LoL

j/k I get told all the time I'm sexy, so its not just this town.

aww..c'mon bbf, cut me a lil slack....lol
you should keep in mind that i am internationally known

 

[Deleted member 33117]

aww..c'mon bbf, cut me a lil slack....lol
you should keep in mind that i am internationally known

Ok, I'll cut you so slack, orb, but we both know how it is in this place.

 

[mrjrock19]

Ok, I'll cut you so slack, orb, but we both know how it is in this place.

yep, if you cant get any action here you should really consider being gay...hell i dont even try and it seems to fall into my lap somehow??? i dunno, i'm not complaining

 

[The_Ghost]

Been told I am sexy so many times I can't argue the fact

and before Jerky or FZ or Bile say otherwise, it was always from women !!!!!!!!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Been told I am sexy so many times I can't argue the fact

and before Jerky or FZ or Bile say otherwise, it was always from women !!!!!!!!!!

A little defensive about that aren't you? What about the locker room incident and the my you have a nice back?