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I had received an invite last week to a baby shower from an acquaintance that decided last year to "get pregnant" with her boyfriend. And after a few months of boot knocking "they got pregnant".

Due in mid-August.

Today I received a phone call that there would be a wedding next week (4 days before the baby shower) at the beach, don't know which yet but "it's definitely at the beach".

Oh and you must wear all white.

A weekday, dinner hour wedding at the beach dressed white.

The irony is almost amusing.






















Just as amusing as the fact that I don't own any white clothes.
 
Hopefully it'll be a... nice day for a...white wedding.
 
yeah, another kid who'll be at the center of a nasty divorce in 3 years. I think divorce lawyers should charge more, to teach these folks a lesson.
 
Razorguns said:
yeah, another kid who'll be at the center of a nasty divorce in 3 years. I think divorce lawyers should charge more, to teach these folks a lesson.
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thanks a lot, Debbie Downer.
 
velvett said:
That's what it will take to drag me to this wedding and baby shower.

GAH
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by your pomaded ponytail, Slick....have fun, and i can send you some xanax. it'll give you that pleased look. kinda like when the drive thru gives you extra food......
 
Razorguns said:
yeah, another kid who'll be at the center of a nasty divorce in 3 years. I think divorce lawyers should charge more, to teach these folks a lesson.
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But then the government would step in and we'd all be paying for a piece of everyone's "necessary" divorce proceedings.
 
velvett said:
Depends on who you talk to...
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give me something else, i can't do anything with that serious type post. and you know i'm the official EF manwhore......
 
BAH

I gotta go out into the village find some white clothes.
Kill me please

Bye

Have a nice weekend
 
lot of jaded peeps in here. Geez, wish them love and luck. Let 'em wear whatever makes them happy. All white sounds pretty. No one is a virgin when they marry these days. Why be judgmental about it.
 
HeatherRae said:
lot of jaded peeps in here. Geez, wish them love and luck. Let 'em wear whatever makes them happy. All white sounds pretty. No one is a virgin when they marry these days. Why be judgmental about it.
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are you serious? I thought they were all virgins, that is what they told me anyhow.
 
I wonder what these things will be like in another hundred years.
 
HeatherRae said:
lot of jaded peeps in here. Geez, wish them love and luck. Let 'em wear whatever makes them happy. All white sounds pretty. No one is a virgin when they marry these days. Why be judgmental about it.
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Judgmental -- well, it's hard not to be when people make certain choices and you have sit and ask yourself what? why? What????

Aside - they do seem to be a good couple - the longest she's been with a guy in 6 years, even longer than her first husband.

Call me crazy, call me old fashioned, call me judgemental but there is something about making the aware choice to get pregnant with admittedly no plan to marry. But it's their life right?

Anyway - I just get a bit of a chuckle when at nearly nine months pregnant everyone starts to think it's a good idea to get hitched so the kid won't be born a bastard child.

You can't even begin to judge any bride wearing white with a big 3rd trimester belly - it's too obscure to even suggest.

Ah well, 2 hours of shopping and I still couldn't find a white outfit I actually liked.






















I wasn't kidding about the attorney's consultation - I wonder if I need to get two? One for him and her.... :confused:
 
velvett said:
Judgmental -- well, it's hard not to be when people make certain choices and you have sit and ask yourself what? why? What????

Aside - they do seem to be a good couple - the longest she's been with a guy in 6 years, even longer than her first husband.

Call me crazy, call me old fashioned, call me judgemental but there is something about making the aware choice to get pregnant with admittedly no plan to marry. But it's their life right?

Anyway - I just get a bit of a chuckle when at nearly nine months pregnant everyone starts to think it's a good idea to get hitched so the kid won't be born a bastard child.

You can't even begin to judge any bride wearing white with a big 3rd trimester belly - it's too obscure to even suggest.

Ah well, 2 hours of shopping and I still couldn't find a white outfit I actually liked.






















I wasn't kidding about the attorney's consultation - I wonder if I need to get two? One for him and her.... :confused:
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why don't you save a few bucks and just pass along some of your cynicism?
 
You never know, they could end up being together forever. Some people you think will be together forever sometimes aren't so why can't it happen the other way around?

If I had to bet I'd say two years max though.
 
HumanTarget said:
why don't you save a few bucks and just pass along some of your cynicism?
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If they were not concerned about being judged - they wouldn't be throwing together a last minute wedding in four days.

If they and their families were confident in their choices - they wouldn't be throwing a last minute wedding.

Don't forget - this child was planned - he was no accident.

I think a part of being cynical is a part of being accepting to actual reality of life and the events that happen everyday.




The positive thing here is that being it's a beach wedding I can wear flip flops or go barefoot.






















I wonder if a white towel would be a fashion statement....
 
velvett said:
If they were not concerned about being judged - they wouldn't be throwing together a last minute wedding in four days.

If they and their families were confident in their choices - they wouldn't be throwing a last minute wedding.

Don't forget - this child was planned - he was no accident.

I think a part of being cynical is a part of being accepting to actual reality of life and the events that happen everyday.




The positive thing here is that being it's a beach wedding I can wear flip flops or go barefoot.






















I wonder if a white towel would be a fashion statement....
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jeez, you want one of my pills? were those your feelings you posted or the lyrics to a Cure song? wow.
btw, what a better way to congradulate a marriage than a nice snap on the ass with a wet towel......
 
HumanTarget said:
jeez, you want one of my pills? were those your feelings you posted or the lyrics to a Cure song? wow.
btw, what a better way to congradulate a marriage than a nice snap on the ass with a wet towel......
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I love The Cure.

I have a headache - forgive me I'm cranky.
I also have nothing to wear.

GAH


Do you see the point I'm making though?



























Do you have water to go with that pill?
 
velvett said:
I love The Cure.

I have a headache - forgive me I'm cranky.
I also have nothing to wear.

GAH


Do you see the point I'm making though?



























Do you have water to go with that pill?
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i got whats ya need. put on the Ambient station on windows media player, thas what i do, take some xanax or, in this case, vicodin and relax. pfff, i can't believe i am telling you to relax. is it a migraine again? if so, go lie down.....
 
It seems you don't think much of this couple. Why are you going, at all?
 
HumanTarget said:
lmao, i bet you are one loud bitch after a few cosmo's.....
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nah, I'm annoyingly affectionate, but not loud. I'm happy and tell everyone that I love them...lol.
 
HeatherRae said:
It seems you don't think much of this couple. Why are you going, at all?
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Are you suggesting that my opinion of the situation would be different dependant on what I thought of the couple?

LOL

That would make me a hypocrite - I may have strong opinions but the stay the same regardless of the person.

My opinion of the situation remains constant regardless of what I think of the couple. I've already said they seem to be a really good couple - I just don't think vastly high of some of their choices and clearly they don't either.

It would be politically incorrect for me not to go and I'm a very diplomatic guest (my parents may have raised snob but I'm an angel at a social function) - I'm just venting here and basically bitching because I can't find a simple basic white sheath dress to wear. Hell, I can't find any white outfit that's not slutty or a throwback to the hippy era. Tiered gauze skirts - WTF?

What do I have to do for a basic white straight skirt and blouse?



















None of you have a GD sense of humor anymore.
 
Is Billy Idol in da house?
 
Testosterone boy said:
I have absolutely no idea what velveet looks like. Just remembered that.
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I do. You're missing out.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
these people obviously arent too bright


(4 days apart is not optimal for the reaping of expensive presents ;) )
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True! lol
 
stilleto said:
I agree with sassy. wear a sheet like a toga. or a nightgown.
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some of you cannot get away with that with your extremely dark areolae. but it might also depend on the thread count. and please, take that hedge down a notch, Jackie O.......
 
$9 hat
$175 shoes
existing skirt
borrowed blouse
shotgun "white" wedding at the beach
80% chance of rain

value of evening


















yep, you guessed it - *priceless*
 
velvett said:
Bring your camera and a wide angle lense.
Oh and an umbrella.
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that goes without saying.
I look horrible in white btw.
Unless I'm tan, which I never am. I'd wear red panties if i were you. :)
 
stilleto said:
that goes without saying.
I look horrible in white btw.
Unless I'm tan, which I never am. I'd wear red panties if i were you. :)
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I do too.
red that's nice - very good - because i don't plan on wearing any
 
HumanTarget said:
some of you cannot get away with that with your extremely dark areolae. but it might also depend on the thread count. and please, take that hedge down a notch, Jackie O.......
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The rain will make all the white clothing choices very interesting. Do they need an amateur photographer? LOL
 
velvett said:
I do too.
red that's nice - very good - because i don't plan on wearing any
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i enjoy wearing white in the rain and no underwear too.
My high school graduation was interesting- the girls had to wear white gowns. Any long white dress. So going up to the stand (it was outside), the sun shined through every dress. Then right afterwards, it poured a june rainshower. The parking lot was a good 5 minute walk away.
 
Did you keep the bridesmaid dress from the Texas fiasco? The one you claimed to be BUSTING out of?

That would make a great beach wedding dress.......and possibly great wedding pics for the couple
 
a hundred and seventy fucking five dollars on shoes? are they magic shoes? do they have a phone or a tv in them? did Elvis own them? wt-friggitty-fuck? (btw- shoes were invented on the first day, when the rocks got hot)
 
lmao @ the WhiteWedding/baby shower combo.

they should throw in the Bachelor Party to make it a trifecta
 
HumanTarget said:
a hundred and seventy fucking five dollars on shoes? are they magic shoes? do they have a phone or a tv in them? did Elvis own them? wt-friggitty-fuck? (btw- shoes were invented on the first day, when the rocks got hot)
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F Yeah, buster! That is completely a reasonable price. ;-)
 
So let me get this straight... Its a toga wedding? don't forget your halo miss vel ;)
 
HeatherRae said:
F Yeah, buster! That is completely a reasonable price. ;-)
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fuck that. and you women hoard shoes. fucking shoe hoarders. and i swear if i trip on another fucking pair of shoes while walking thru the front door, it's someones ass.........
 
HumanTarget said:
fuck that. and you women hoard shoes. fucking shoe hoarders. and i swear if i trip on another fucking pair of shoes while walking thru the front door, it's someones ass.........
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If they are heels, I'll leave em on for bed...lol. I put my shoes away, though. I baby my shoes and clothing so that it lasts for years.
 
HeatherRae said:
If they are heels, I'll leave em on for bed...lol. I put my shoes away, though. I baby my shoes and clothing so that it lasts for years.
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i bet you throw awesome tea parties, give my regards to Strawberry Shortcake.....and any of the Cabbage Patch family....
 
HumanTarget said:
i bet you throw awesome tea parties, give my regards to Strawberry Shortcake.....and any of the Cabbage Patch family....
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its disturbing that you even brought up Strawberry Shortcake
 
gotmilk said:
Did you keep the bridesmaid dress from the Texas fiasco? The one you claimed to be BUSTING out of?

That would make a great beach wedding dress.......and possibly great wedding pics for the couple
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I don't recall saying that.
I recall eating a lot of shrimp.

It's not a dressy wedding - it's bonac beach wedding flip flops and clean clothes - LOL
 
HumanTarget said:
a hundred and seventy fucking five dollars on shoes? are they magic shoes? do they have a phone or a tv in them? did Elvis own them? wt-friggitty-fuck? (btw- shoes were invented on the first day, when the rocks got hot)
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Yah, well I have a shoe bag fetish and when I was looking for a basic white sheath dress I found great shoes to go to dinner in - I'm wearing flip flop at the beach - shoes/sandles at the dinner.
 
velvett said:
Yah, well I have a shoe bag fetish and when I was looking for a basic white sheath dress I found great shoes to go to dinner in - I'm wearing flip flop at the beach - shoes/sandles at the dinner.
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so do I... I just recently ruined some silver ones at the barn... :( I wasn't a happy camper
 
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