Fuck I lean lib and I still would have been laughing my ass off at that float. Most of the black people "I think" would have been rolling too cause they have awesome senses of humor.
It's a shame that the profession of growing food is nosed down on still. Like it's not a serious profession. It's possibly the most serious profession of em all. Maybe that's why our food sucks.
I grow watermelons in my back yard too. I didn't realize anybody made a full-time living out of strictly growing watermelons. Must make for a pretty boring stand at the local farmers market.