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which juicer would win in a fight..

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Ya I don't think you can fuck with a juiced sea turtle.. He would hang tight in his shell then leach out and chomp your ass...
 
BIGJAKE said:
Ya I don't think you can fuck with a juiced sea turtle.. He would hang tight in his shell then leach out and chomp your ass...
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That was funny!! I can see your point though!!
 
swordfish151 said:
That was funny!! I can see your point though!!
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No matter how fast or what he would just chill then wait for you to fuck up and bam thats it.. I seen a snapping turtle bite a broom stick in half... Think what a big ass see turtle would do to a little pinguin..
 
All depends if the turtle is on the water is like a big bullet on roids, if the fight is on the earth the turtle will be f_ed up
 
BIGJAKE said:
No matter how fast or what he would just chill then wait for you to fuck up and bam thats it.. I seen a snapping turtle bite a broom stick in half... Think what a big ass see turtle would do to a little pinguin..
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EXACTLY! LMAO... fuckin' wussy little pinguin with soft skin doesn't have shit on a ginourmous (yes, I just made that up) turtle.

- SGT
 
a tux penguin would Definately Win.. the penguin is jacked so it could blow through the turtles shell with POWER and tear it in half.. im pretty sure steroids dont make your bite harder so the turtle wouldnt have any advantage even on roids..
 
swordfish151 said:
If its in the water..then a Juiced up SWORDFISH WINS!!!
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I dunno bout that. He could just hide in his shell and the swordfish would tire himself out and the smart turtle would wait for the opportune moment to lunge out and nip him in the eye or summin.... :chomp:
 
I got 4 to 1 on the penguin. Them mofos are fast. he'll be dartin around and peck the turtles eyes out when he goes to snap him..........then its all over.
 
k to satch for posting the most ridiculous thread that actually got serious replies...


by the way my money's on the turtle
 
The penguin would prevail. I don't care how big the turtle is, a juiced penguin is just going to flip the turtle on his back like he's doing a 600lb deadlift and go to work on the turtles fleshy underbelly. No contest. Now between ME and a juiced penguin? I'd fuck one of those tuxedo wearing birds up! Where's a god damned penguin right now? Are you a penguin? BRING ME A FUCKING PENGUIN! DON"T THESE MOTHERS KNOW I"M ON TREN AND GET AGITATED EASILY!!!!!! FUCK EVERYBODY!
 
I say a tux penguin. He would do the "waddle" on them and it would be over in no time. I say 15 seconds tops.
 
Can't F with a Fightin' Blue Hen!

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a Liger would win***Napolean /Dynamite
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Yeah I've heard those Liger's are a motherfucker on Test/Tren cycles! The real question is who would win: Napoleon on a Dbol/Sust cycle vs. Pedro Anadrol/Cypionate cycle?
 
The penguin would stomp his ass. The turtle is big and has powerful jaws but is slow as fuck. The penguin is a tricky son of a bitch (refer to the cartoon madagascar)...he'll sneak up on the turtle and do an elbow drop on the back of of his neck. Game over!
 
first off where are they fighting??? Is it in the northpole??? If so then the penguin would win. He would pick up an iceberg and throw it at the turtle....... Since penguins dont eat turtles, he would call his friend the polar bear to eat the turtle. Guys that was obvious. geeez. LOL.
 
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