Where Does Your Dick Point

[Ingram]

Hmmm that’s strange. When my dicks hard it points strait down, When I fuck my girlfriend she stands on her head while I jump up and down.

 

[brianharper94]

If it points to the right, the you're right handed.

If it points to the left, then you're left handed.

If it points straight ahead, then you're ambidextrous.

 

[Ingram]

If it points straight ahead, then you're ambidextrous.

Or very flexible.

 

[Weapon X]

Mine bends left, yet I am right handed.
When a chick lays on her right side and I am kneeling, I boink that Graffenberg spot with every stroke.

 

[nevertoobig]

mine curls around about 10 times. It has to be unravelled first...

 

[68GT350]

Did anyone know that a pig's penis is in the shape of a corkscrew. True fact, really.

 

[CRUSHER]

STRAIGT UP...POINTS TO MY BELLY BUTTON!!!!!

 

[manny78]

since my dick has a heat-seeker it points to any "hot source" lol

 

[brianharper94]

This reminds me of some song on a comedy tape, but I can't remember which one it is. It's a song about his penis. It saiys something like:

Penis, I don't think you love me anymore,
You used to sit and watch me shave, now you just stare at the floor.

The shit I have between my ears huh.