Where Does Your Dick Point

[Stanknogger]

When I have a raging hard on my dick points like straight up at my chin, i dont like it, id rather it point straight forward like all the porno dicks. Also it fells much better when my dick is NOT totally raging hard, it fells much better when it is alittle bit soft.

what do you think

 

[68GT350]

I think you shouldn't be asking such questions...

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

 

[karde]

It must really suck for you then when you gotta piss in the morning.

 

[badazzwhitedude]

It must really suck for you then when you gotta piss in the morning.

That bathroom scene from the movie "Me, Myself and Irene" comes to mind. LMAO.

 

[brianharper94]

Mine does too. I haven't had any complaints though. I think it's because I've always worn tighty-whitey's and I position my dick where it's pointing kind of up and to the right (after all, I am right handed). It's been so used to being up that it stays that way. I'm thinking of taping it to the crack of my ass for about the next year, I'm hoping that will fix it. As for the morning piss, I kind of bend over the toilet from the side of the bowl to piss.

 

[68GT350]

this just can't be a healthy discussion.

 

[Spork]

My dick points to the right. Whats up with that? Kind of has a bend in it. But I just yank that fucker and make him straight again. If he talks back I beat him till he throws up.

 

[‡ÅnãBöLïK]

Where Does Your Dick Point

To the nearest hot chick .
I like to think of it as my, personal sexual compass.

 

[Test boy]

When I have a raging hard on my dick points like straight up at my chin, i dont like it, id rather it point straight forward like all the porno dicks. Also it fells much better when my dick is NOT totally raging hard, it fells much better when it is alittle bit soft.

what do you think

You think you got problems...mine hits my chin.