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Where do you stash your gear.

LAN T

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Cause I want to come steal it.

Obviously not for everyone, but I know a lot of us have to.

Me<--gun safe inside 12 guage shell boxes.
 
BigCracker said:
Who are you guys hiding it from? The man?

The significant other, wife in my case, do you really think most chicks even care to take the time to understand the truths and untruths of steroids? Mine doesn't and I barely have the patience to tell her why she needs to have her oil changed regulaly, nevermind undoing countless hours of anti steroids propaganda on TV radio and movies. Oh yeah and that after school special with Ben Affleck in it
:)
 
in a fruit cake tin, behind all the leftovers in the fridge.


NOBODY likes fruitcake here, except me.
 
I keep in my pocket, gotta pop the d-bolz all the time.
 
I suppose if I just happened to be LE I Would probably copy everybodies answer here for future use just in case I would have to visit your house some day. Would save me some time for sure. Where do I hide it? At your house and in your gun safe! Thx

lol just making a point
 
CO B-man said:
I suppose if I just happened to be LE I Would probably copy everybodies answer here for future use just in case I would have to visit your house some day. Where do I hide it? At your house and in your gun safe! Thx

lol just making a point
i was thinking the same thats why i said in my ass.
 
wtf? "You must spread some Karma around before giving it to needtogetas again." Did I hit you alreay today? dont remember when.
 
I suppose if I just happened to be LE I Would probably copy everybodies answer here for future use just in case I would have to visit your house some day. Would save me some time for sure. Where do I hide it? At your house and in your gun safe! Thx

LE comes here at night, and they just may get shot,

No locks, just H&K USP 45
 
solidspine said:
Medicine cabinet in my bathroom.


You do know the fluctuation in heat and moisture in the shitter is not the optimal storage space for gear right? Especially orals. A better choice than a bathroom med cabinet would be the coolest, darkest closet in the house. Now I guess if you're slamming a bottle of test a week it probably won't be expiring or losing it's potency anytime soon-but long term storage the medicine cabinet is shit. Also be very careful who you let use your bathroom. I know service guys(carpet cleaners, bug man, etc) that will snag your stash(or painkillers, etc) out of the meedicine cabinet when they ask to use your bathroom.

And you guys hiding your shit from your old lady-I'm not even gonna go there cuz some people will never learn. I'm surprised the divorce rate isn't even higher than 60%. If you can't conquer an issue like roids in your relationship, how are you gonna handle real drama when it inevitably rears it's ugly face??
 
medical said:
You obviously don't live with marijuana smokers!
hahaha......no, just me here.

in college, the few times i joined my roommates around the bong, we would all wake up around noon and go desimate the all-u-can-keeep-down pizza hut buffet on the edge of campus. :chomp: :chomp: :chomp: :chomp:
 
BigCracker said:
You do know the fluctuation in heat and moisture in the shitter is not the optimal storage space for gear right? Especially orals. A better choice than a bathroom med cabinet would be the coolest, darkest closet in the house. Now I guess if you're slamming a bottle of test a week it probably won't be expiring or losing it's potency anytime soon-but long term storage the medicine cabinet is shit. Also be very careful who you let use your bathroom. I know service guys(carpet cleaners, bug man, etc) that will snag your stash(or painkillers, etc) out of the meedicine cabinet when they ask to use your bathroom.

And you guys hiding your shit from your old lady-I'm not even gonna go there cuz some people will never learn. I'm surprised the divorce rate isn't even higher than 60%. If you can't conquer an issue like roids in your relationship, how are you gonna handle real drama when it inevitably rears it's ugly face??
solid post bro!
 
LAN T said:
Cause I want to come steal it.

Obviously not for everyone, but I know a lot of us have to.

Me<--gun safe inside 12 guage shell boxes.

I hide it in an old floppy disc storage box (from the kids). I guess its not that good of a hiding place since the old lady found it but she was cool about it.
 
Paint cans in the garage ,I put some plaster in the bottom and when its dry
in goes the gear , if it dosnt rattle you would swear it felt like some old
paint , and i hide it from the jacks not the old lady .
Brad.
 
empty cohiba cigar case in my desk my pills have a nice cedar taste to them. I used to keep them in mint cans so they had a mint flavor to them but im afraid someone might actually try it.
 
LAN T said:
Cause I want to come steal it.

Obviously not for everyone, but I know a lot of us have to.

Me<--gun safe inside 12 guage shell boxes.

You look like you may be in the Military. We used to put our gear in bank safe deposit boxes. You get your own private room, the Mrs. or worse your command never finds it. And what agency will ever get a warrant for a safe deposit box filled with personal shit.
 
BigCracker said:
And you guys hiding your shit from your old lady-I'm not even gonna go there cuz some people will never learn. I'm surprised the divorce rate isn't even higher than 60%. If you can't conquer an issue like roids in your relationship, how are you gonna handle real drama when it inevitably rears it's ugly face??

Dude you are hilarious I LMAO @ 90% of your posts, just want to say that first, and here's the BUT,... you can tell your single. The point is to aschew as much drama as possible especially on BS like roids. Real drama rears it's fugly head all the time in a marriage. Especially when you add kids, that's just part of the deal, it ain't suppose to be easy. If it were 60% percent of the population wouldn't have failed at it. Unless you meant real drama such as life and death of friends/family type trauma and nobody is ready for that no matter how many times you've been through it, trust me on this one.
 
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CO B-man said:
I suppose if I just happened to be LE I Would probably copy everybodies answer here for future use just in case I would have to visit your house some day. Would save me some time for sure. Where do I hide it? At your house and in your gun safe! Thx

lol just making a point

LE? Not in my acronym vocab.
 
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I suppose if I just happened to be LE I Would probably copy everybodies answer here for future use just in case I would have to visit your house some day. Where do I hide it? At your house and in your gun safe! Thx


needtogetas said:
i was thinking the same thats why i said in my ass.

I think it pays to be prudent, but paranoid? Probably not a whole lot of stings being run and warrants being issued to get a hold of Joe Grow's latest $300 cycle, off info obtained from an internet BB. LOL!!
 
LAN T said:
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Originally Posted by CO B-man
I suppose if I just happened to be LE I Would probably copy everybodies answer here for future use just in case I would have to visit your house some day. Where do I hide it? At your house and in your gun safe! Thx




I think it pays to be prudent, but paranoid? Probably not a whole lot of stings being run and warrants being issued to get a hold of Joe Grow's latest $300 cycle, off info obtained from an internet BB. LOL!!

Hang out long enough you will see people dissapear. Mr Disfunksion was one. And I would suppose there are not a lot of stings but easily could be and besides the fact that this board is surely monitored they are getting some great ideas in here.

Also read up on the newest laws that came in affect in November. a $300 cycle is not just a minor offense!
 
CO B-man said:
Hang out long enough you will see people dissapear. Mr Disfunksion was one. And I would suppose there are not a lot of stings but easily could be and besides the fact that this board is surely monitored they are getting some great ideas in here.

Also read up on the newest laws that came in affect in November. a $300 cycle is not just a minor offense!

Just looked up the article interesting stuff, like anything with political steam I suspect it'll only get worse.
In relation to the great stash ideas here: Cops are pretty sharp and could probably find a pubic hair from the last owner of the house if they wanted or had to. Doubt they need ideas such as shoe box in closet and fruit cake tin in fridge, but yeah maybe. :)
 
CO B-man said:
Hang out long enough you will see people dissapear. Mr Disfunksion was one. And I would suppose there are not a lot of stings but easily could be and besides the fact that this board is surely monitored they are getting some great ideas in here.

Also read up on the newest laws that came in affect in November. a $300 cycle is not just a minor offense!

Paranoid is good. I like doing biz w/ paranoid people because they never trivialize the chances they take. Not only are they worried about me and everyone else, they are concerned with who's watching me and everyone else as well. They never discuss illegal shit on the phone and they only deal directly with a handful of people they've known for years. They also know the laws and the legal risks they are taking with every transaction they make-something many AS users are clueless about.

Gym dealers don't have a very long shelf life where I live. If I need some of their wares I'll often pay someone else I know and trust to score from them for me. Gym dealers have big mouths and I never want them using me as their walking advertisement. It never seems to take too long for some greedy bastard in the chain of distribution to sell roids to some high school kid. Then the kid's parent freak out and that starts off a 6 month investigation by LE that usually will nail the gym dealer and his suppliers to the proverbial cross.
 
im actually thinking about asking needto if I can use his ass to store my dbol tabs. Ill put them on a string of course.. :) Can you ass handle 10k tabs..
 
BigCracker said:
Paranoid is good. I like doing biz w/ paranoid people because they never trivialize the chances they take. Not only are they worried about me and everyone else, they are concerned with who's watching me and everyone else as well. They never discuss illegal shit on the phone and they only deal directly with a handful of people they've known for years. They also know the laws and the legal risks they are taking with every transaction they make-something many AS users are clueless about.

Gym dealers don't have a very long shelf life where I live. If I need some of their wares I'll often pay someone else I know and trust to score from them for me. Gym dealers have big mouths and I never want them using me as their walking advertisement. It never seems to take too long for some greedy bastard in the chain of distribution to sell roids to some high school kid. Then the kid's parent freak out and that starts off a 6 month investigation by LE that usually will nail the gym dealer and his suppliers to the proverbial cross.

I dont trust you Cracker, the last Ritz and Saltine stack I got from you was stale, left me with salt bloat, an overload of carbs and you left me high and dry! LOL!
 
CO B-man said:
I dont trust you Cracker, the last Ritz and Saltine stack I got from you was stale, left me with salt bloat, an overload of carbs and you left me high and dry! LOL!
I just sprayed crumbs all over my monitor.
 
CO B-man said:
I dont trust you Cracker, the last Ritz and Saltine stack I got from you was stale, left me with salt bloat, an overload of carbs and you left me high and dry! LOL!


Hey man, I provide a service here and that service costs money!!! Just cuz you can't keep your hands off of my shit is no reason to start these ugly rumors.

Where were you the other day when I had a whole case of Peppridge Farm Garlic/Parmasean Breadsticks for sale??? I had a couple boxes of Club Crackers for sale too!! Your bitch ass was probably downing oyster crackers with a bowl of Wendy's fresh finger drive thru chili.

So go take a flying fuck through a rolling Townhouse Cracker you chick n biscuit eating motherfucker. And pump some mexican black bean dip up your ass!!!

Cheese Nip snortin', Triscuit trifling, bastard, unappreciative-fucking Sten is the God of steroids thinkin'- shit fer brains. :kapow:
 
BigCracker said:
Hey man, I provide a service here and that service costs money!!! Just cuz you can't keep your hands off of my shit is no reason to start these ugly rumors.

Where were you the other day when I had a whole case of Peppridge Farm Garlic/Parmasean Breadsticks for sale??? I had a couple boxes of Club Crackers for sale too!! Your bitch ass was probably downing oyster crackers with a bowl of Wendy's fresh finger drive thru chili.

So go take a flying fuck through a rolling Townhouse Cracker you chick n biscuit eating motherfucker. And pump some mexican black bean dip up your ass!!!

Cheese Nip snortin', Triscuit trifling, bastard, unappreciative-fucking Sten is the God of steroids thinkin'- shit fer brains. :kapow:

Bite me fuck head! Your days are over. You just wait until I tell Nabisco you've been trolling on their turf and your done. Id rather use Graham from Mexico than your crap again! Or even better yet Thai Chex mix! :FRlol: !
 
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CO B-man said:
Bite me fuck head! Your days are over. You just wait until I tell Nabisco you've been trolling on their turf and your done. Id rather use Graham from Mexico than your crap again! Or even better yet Thai Chex mix! :FRlol: !

After my nuts again. :mix:

That train is never late!
 
Everywhere I go - behind mirror in bathroom, kitchen cupboard, car glove compartment. And offcoarse Yohimburn ES right next to my electric shaver and toothbrush
 
i gots two different stashes. the one she knows about and the one she doesn't know about. the one she knows about has winny npp eq and some proviron in it. the one she doesn't know about has all my test cause she doesn't like me using it after a bad recovery once. so i keep the one she knows about in a safe that i keep all my shit in. the other shit all in my golf bag. i never play golf ever. i have the thing filled with needles and vials of test suspension prop enth and a lot of ancillaries in there too. she freaks out when i have too many things. so the safe just has a few things and a few pins so she doesn't have a hissy fit. she never touches the golf bag hopefully she wont
 
CO B-man said:
I am having flashbacks from my first flame experience. Its like an old acid trip coming back. kinda cool! :evil:

It does offer some sick value huh?
I already miss beatoff bisex aka Mr O 2017. :p
 
I have to keep my gear hidden in a locked safe. Gotta keep this from the girlfriend, just not worth the headache of trying to rationalize using gear to a girl who is 100% anti-drug when it comes to me using any.
 
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