when women you dont know look at you with " I want to fuck you" eyes

[Arabian]

you ever just ask them if they want to fuck without even introducing yourself? lol

How many times have you been slapped in the face with this scientific approach of yours..

 

[velvett]

It might just be gas.

 

[hurricane]

drsketch attracts the hate club

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Wilt Chamberlin claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Chuck Norris was busy that day.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

"When in doubt I whip it right out, I got me a rock n roll band" Ted Nugent.

 

[ricco561]

my ass is just slightly smaller than that. not by much though.

I could learn to love you.

 

[Smurfy]

i could learn to love you.

orly?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hate to be the one to break it to you but none of that shits lined with gold like some think.

One man's trash is another man's treasure...

My pussy may not be lined with gold, but guess what? THE REST OF ME MOST CERTAINLY IS.

If a man is too dumb or too blind to surmize this then why on earth would I waste a second more of my precious time giving my attention to him?

 

[ricco561]

orly?

Any way you'd like.

 

[sflanagan]

They say Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard....but just another fist to hit you with.

 

[SpyWizard]

you ever just ask them if they want to fuck without even introducing yourself? lol

i know it works, but you have to deliver it correctly..

you will get your face slapped, but man when it works.. it works