When looking at porn no longer moves you.....

[Testosterone boy]

What motivates you then?

I think my test levels are about 25 or so these days.

Have no idear what a hot girl would do for me. Not motivated to try to find one as they are pretty rare these days.

Unless you like whoppers.


Damn.....a whopper sounds good right now.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i hope there's never a day that porn doens't make me want to move at least one hand back and forth rapidly. if there is, i might as well kill myself.

 

[fyxgel2]

What motivates you then?

I think my test levels are about 25 or so these days.

Have no idear what a hot girl would do for me. Not motivated to try to find one as they are pretty rare these days.

Unless you like whoppers.


Damn.....a whopper sounds good right now.

i know, lately i've had opportunity to look at porn, (since we have our internet connection back up and running in our house) but its just been not that big of a thing for me. cuz I finally just got sick of it or something.

 

[Testosterone boy]

i hope there's never a day that porn doens't make me want to move at least one hand back and forth rapidly. if there is, i might as well kill myself.

Hopefullt yor priorites will change before you hit 40.

Vision fading, heart problems, le penis semi-retired, persistent coughing, constant pain from 9 year old traffic accident. A very rough year.


Reckon I am about ready to meet my maker.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Hopefullt yor priorites will change before you hit 40.

Vision fading, heart problems, le penis semi-retired, persistent coughing, constant pain from 9 year old traffic accident. A very rough year.


Reckon I am about ready to meet my maker.

me and my penis mean a lot to each other. without each other, neither would survive. i've saved him from going into places that he would've regretted later, and he's encouraged me to just let him do his thing because i "needed it," and he was right. we're like brothers, and can't live without each other.

if my priorities change, i might as well be dead.

 

[canadianhitman]

The day porn no longer interests me is the day that I:

1) Hit that PCT regimen up another time

if that fails...then

2) Get back on....stay on PERMANENTLY

 

[biteme]

What motivates you then?

I think my test levels are about 25 or so these days.

Have no idear what a hot girl would do for me. Not motivated to try to find one as they are pretty rare these days.

Unless you like whoppers.


Damn.....a whopper sounds good right now.

You need the real thing mate, believe me. I had thought I was washed up as well. Porn stopped doing anything for me and I had to jerk it for an hour sometimes just to get a response. Now, I have discovered that I'm a bigger stud than any teenager. I'm totally taken aback by this newfound discovery. I contribute my studliness to being in shape, testosterone, and the right woman.

 

[Dial_tone]

My sex drive goes way up when i'm on...no matter what i'm on.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You need the real thing mate, believe me. I had thought I was washed up as well. Porn stopped doing anything for me and I had to jerk it for an hour sometimes just to get a response. Now, I have discovered that I'm a bigger stud than any teenager. I'm totally taken aback by this newfound discovery. I contribute my studliness to being in shape, testosterone, and the right woman.

Bro, look at my stats:

Height: too tall

Weight: not enough

Age: too old

Income: not enough

Car: was cool then got hammered by hail

penis: 2 cm

I.Q.: less than 90

Wanted: by the FBI

Religion: not very

Savings: substantial credit card debt

Outlook on the future: mushroom clouds

Friends: dog mostly

Skills: nothing real valuable

Future: will never be wealthy

Health: failing vision and heart

Organizational skills: say what?

Favorite Teams: Broncos have not won a playoff since Elway

Education: I forgot

Politics: looking for a new party, any party but this party

Computer skills: dumb ass, was OK at Photoshop but some hacker disabled that even with a re-installation

Enemies: plenty it would seem. slashed tires, robberies, threats, defamation, web site deletion and other trickery

Freedom: none....not one drop. Tried to hire a private investigator who then said he would turn me in for being "suspcious"

Interests: moving to another safer, less frenetic and less violent and hateful society.


There is a start.

 

[biteme]

LMAO! I'd say you're a few steps ahead of me and I got lucky. Just say fuck it and start hittin' on em all. You'll be surprised at what you might find. lol

 

[FISHTALES]

I think looking at porn has distorted my view of what I want in a girl

 

[bran987]

Savings: substantial credit card debt

Outlook on the future: mushroom clouds

 

[Testosterone boy]

I think looking at porn has distorted my view of what I want in a girl

So you would like deep throat?

 

[bran987]

So you would like deep throat?

I heard a girl say that she started practicing sticking her toothbrush down her throat a little further than usual for like 2 weeks, and she worked her gag reflex down to almost nothing

said she was able to deep throat her boyfriend like the movies he watches.

but then she got drunk and was trying to gag her self and make herself throw up so she would feel better, but her gag reflex was gone so she couldn't.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I heard a girl say that she started practicing sticking her toothbrush down her throat a little further than usual for like 2 weeks, and she worked her gag reflex down to almost nothing

said she was able to deep throat her boyfriend like the movies he watches.

but then she got drunk and was trying to gag her self and make herself throw up so she would feel better, but her gag reflex was gone so she couldn't.

at least she can deep throat.

 

[bran987]

at least she can deep throat.

amen.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I heard a girl say that she started practicing sticking her toothbrush down her throat a little further than usual for like 2 weeks, and she worked her gag reflex down to almost nothing

said she was able to deep throat her boyfriend like the movies he watches.

but then she got drunk and was trying to gag her self and make herself throw up so she would feel better, but her gag reflex was gone so she couldn't.

I have a gag reflex like a mofo.

Good thing I ain't gay.

I ain't het either though.

I ain't nothing these days.

 

[Spartacus]

Bro, look at my stats:

Height: too tall

Weight: not enough

Age: too old

Income: not enough

Car: was cool then got hammered by hail

penis: 2 cm

I.Q.: less than 90

Wanted: by the FBI

Religion: not very

Savings: substantial credit card debt

Outlook on the future: mushroom clouds

Friends: dog mostly

Skills: nothing real valuable

Future: will never be wealthy

Health: failing vision and heart

Organizational skills: say what?

Favorite Teams: Broncos have not won a playoff since Elway

Education: I forgot

Politics: looking for a new party, any party but this party

Computer skills: dumb ass, was OK at Photoshop but some hacker disabled that even with a re-installation

Enemies: plenty it would seem. slashed tires, robberies, threats, defamation, web site deletion and other trickery

Freedom: none....not one drop. Tried to hire a private investigator who then said he would turn me in for being "suspcious"

Interests: moving to another safer, less frenetic and less violent and hateful society.


There is a start.

"its like a jungle sometimes,makes me wonder how I keep from going unda"
Grand Master Flash circa '84

 

[wootoom]

just keep thinking of girls not guys LOL

 

[MAX 300]

"Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge..."

 

[Spartacus]

"tryin' hard not to lose my head"
LOL,the first rappers

 

[wootoom]

hey 4everhung with a name like that you will never have to worry bout that bro. LOL

 

[Spartacus]

alright time to clear the matter of my handle
when I first came aboard elite there was many "off" sounding handles
such as "satanic goatslayer" and "analassplorer"
"analassplorer" isn't that a double negative?
kinda like vaginapussyplorer?
anyhow,so I chose a term coined by a marine buddy of mine at the time when the movie "forever young" was current
we were cruising for pussy thinking we're "forever hung"
also too,Rod Stewart has a song titled "forever young"
so its a play on those,not some kind of claim about my manhood

 

[Spartacus]

edit,vaginapussyplorer isn't a double negative

 

[bran987]

alright time to clear the matter of my handle
when I first came aboard elite there was many "off" sounding handles
such as "satanic goatslayer" and "analassplorer"
"analassplorer" isn't that a double negative?
kinda like vaginapussyplorer?
anyhow,so I chose a term coined by a marine buddy of mine at the time when the movie "forever young" was current
we were cruising for pussy thinking we're "forever hung"
also too,Rod Stewart has a song titled "forever young"
so its a play on those,not some kind of claim about my manhood

you mean the movie where kevin costner becomes a senior citizen? damn you've been here a long time

 

[SoKlueles]

whew bran, i thought u would admit to looking at porn..........i was going to be so dissapointed in you

 

[Gambino]

porn has never been my thing, I spank it to good sex memories...

 

[SoKlueles]

porn has never been my thing, I spank it to good sex memories...

you seeeeeee i knew u didnt look at porn either!!! You and bran are my little angels

 

[bran987]

whew bran, i thought u would admit to looking at porn..........i was going to be so dissapointed in you

what kind? (see my sig)

 

[SoKlueles]

what kind? (see my sig)

what kind of what???
dont break my heart by saying u look at that stuff......

 

[Gambino]

you seeeeeee i knew u didnt look at porn either!!! You and bran are my little angels

don't get to excite now lil misses, i still want to pound it in your arse...

 

[SoKlueles]

don't get to excite now lil misses, i still want to pound it in your arse...

but, of course, that would NOT be porn at least on video

 

[Gambino]

With all do respect Sokly, could Bran187 and myself be so inclined to a double-team, if the chance presented itself?

 

[SoKlueles]

With all do respect Sokly, could Bran187 and myself be so inclined to a double-team, if the chance presented itself?

Gambino, dont even think that my little angel Bran would participate in such an act.........
but lets talk

 

[bran987]

you'd be soggy like a double-stuff oreo in milk

 

[SoKlueles]

you'd be soggy like a double-stuff oreo in milk

huh???

 

[ManOfArms]

just keep thinking of girls not guys LOL

excatly!

 

[liquidMCP]

I think looking at porn has distorted my view of what I want in a girl

I feel the same way!