when fighting a common cold or light flu I...

[jnevin]

whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story

The fuck you think you are? Chuck Norris?

 

[nimbus]

The fuck you think you are? Chuck Norris?

barney from how i met your mother

 

[binö]

i find raping small forest animals (badgers, flying squirrels, small birds) provides necessary antioxidants to overcome your everyday cold / AIDS inflammation.

bullshit fake tough guy you cry to your inhouse and she
makes you some soup tucks you in then gets fuked by other dudes while you are
sick and incapacitated

 

[KillahBee]

bullshit fake tough guy you cry to your inhouse and she
makes you some soup and fuks your friends while you are
sick and incapacitated

what's an inhouse?

 

[binö]

what's an inhouse?

vaginhouse

 

[jnevin]

I'm a pair of floppy beefcurtains when I get sick. Injuries I get proud of. Doomass.

 

[KillahBee]

vaginhouse

ah. then yes, you are correct sir.

 

[ricco561]

barney from how i met your mother

Who is geigh.

 

[nimbus]

Who is geigh.

NOT ON THE SHOW, dude

 

[ricco561]

NOT ON THE SHOW, dude

But in real life.