What's your favorite Christmas songs?

[PHATchik]

Ahhh, so many to choose from. But I'll Be Home for Christmas and Sleigh Ride are two favorites. And Winter Wonderland. And O Holy Night. And.....

 

[velvett]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.


No really.




BAHHAHAHAA.

I even considered purchasing a stuffed deer with a santa hat that sang... grandma... when you squeezed it's hoof.


Yah, I know I am demented.

 

[WODIN]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.


No really.




BAHHAHAHAA.

I even considered purchasing a stuffed deer with a santa hat that sang... grandma... when you squeezed it's hoof.


Yah, I know I am demented.

Damn...I was goig to post that!!!

I have that stuffed Deer.

On the WB in two weeks (the 21st I think) The CARTOON SPECIAL!!! Yes this song is now a christmas Special!!

 

[musclebrains]

James Brown's Xmas album is among my most prized posessions.

 

[big4life]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.


No really.




BAHHAHAHAA.

I even considered purchasing a stuffed deer with a santa hat that sang... grandma... when you squeezed it's hoof.


Yah, I know I am demented.

I don't know about demented, but definitely hot.

 

[toga22]

LOL...."I AM SANTA CLAUS..." which is a remake of the Black Sabbath classic.

Perfect song to listen to while Christmas shopping...you will be running old ladies over with your cart in no time....

<Did I just say that? >

...nothing like the Christmas Spirit, eh?

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

1) The Christmas Song by the Chipmunks
2) 12 Redneck Days of Christmas by Jeff Foxworthy
3) Redneck Christmas by Ray Stevens
4) Grandma got ran over by a Beer Truck

 

[rnch]

the best belly rubbing, belt buckle shining christmas song of all time is:

"please come home for christmas": by charles brown, circa 1960 or so.


it has a good, soulfull beat, meaningfull lyrics, and gauranteed to melt the heart of any girl born in the new orleans area during the last 40 years.



"PLEASE come home for christmas, PLEASE come home for christmas, if not for christmas, by new years' night.
friends and relations, send salutations,
sure as the stars are above.......
yes this is christmas, christmas my dear,
the time......to be...with the ones u love"


bet johnny O knows this one, huh?

 

[JohnnyO]

Yes I remember that sound from NO ..

no one likes the South Park Christmas Songs?? Christmastime in Hell? What about Mr. Hankey?

 

[JohnnyO]

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty
who's made out of snow! But, all of those stories seem kind of gay,
'cause we all know who brightens up our holiday!

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!, Small and brown, he comes from you!
Sit on the toilet! Here he comes! Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns!

A present from down below spreading joy with a Howdy Ho!
He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause he's a piece of poo!

Sometimes, he's nutty! Sometimes he's corny!
He can be brown or greenish-brown!
But, if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! He loves me! I love you!
Therfore, vicariously, he loves you! I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

Howdy ho! I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!
Santa's greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play,
now before I melt away!

Here's a game I like to play!
Stick me in your mouth and try to say...
Howdy Ho Ho, yum, yum, yum!
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's runny! Sometimes he's firm!
Sometimes he's practically water!

Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet,
'cause he's just clinging to your sphinkter,
and he won't drop off, and so you shake your ass around,
try to get 'im to drop in the toilet, and finally it does!

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo! Christmas leaves! He must leave too!
Flush him down, but he's never gone! His smell and his spirit lingers on!

Howdy ho!