What's Your Car?

[newbiebynature]

I AM ACURA

bmw = black mans wish

pontic = poor old nigger thinks its a cadilac

i dont like the use of the word nigger...thanks

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket

Funny, and I've actually done both of these extensively in the last month or so.

 

[theoak01]

plymouth isnt on there but Ill tell you its a fucking piece of shit

 

[UA_Iron]

i dont like the use of the word nigger...thanks

and just what do you expect to do about it?

 

[morph60]

got any for land rover besides over priced piece of shit

 

[pendit]

FIAT = Fix It Again Tony.

My cousin's friend in Switzerland has a FIAT that he races. They took me to his workshop and there was the FIAT engine all in pieces. The headwork was almost done and everything was nicely ported and polished. My cousin bragged about what a good mechanic his friend was. I said "yeah, he must be a good mechanic if he can make a FIAT run." This was followed my insults and challenges my my cousin's friend saying that he'll bring his car to America and show people what a FIAT can do. I said go ahead and bring your car, but don't bother bringing a tow truck, I have a friend in the biz. Needless to say, he doesn't like me much

 

[newbiebynature]

and just what do you expect to do about it?

absolutely nothing my friend....laugh...thats all i can do...

 

[coldblue1955]

ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions

CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

CHEVROLET
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

FIAT
Found In A Trashcan

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger_Markowitz)
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot

GEO
Get Everything Overpriced

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gay Man's Chevy

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again

HUMMER
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket

Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich

LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image

LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke

MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete

MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Plenty Of Repairs, Service Can't Help Everything

SAAB
Styling Absent After Buyout

SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name

SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)

TOYOTA
This One You Oughta Tow Away

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise

the delorean

 

[StickFigure]

'89 Ford Bronco

 

[OMEGA]

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