Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[Lumberg]

Hahaha@ some of the stories..

I was at Bally's one day and some guy was in the process of doing a squat.. This guy throws a massive amount of weights on and proceeds to lift the bar. Once the bar is lifted this asshat drops down to the squat position, and with a loud grunt - proceeded with the loudest most wet, sweaty ass slappin fart you'd ever hear . He's struggling to get the weight back up as the corner of the room reaks of his smelly ass crack and 4 week old gym shorts that have been sitting in his locker for ages

But wait, that isn't it.. It get's better


He get's up, takes his weight belt off, and scratches his ass and sniffs his finger. At least this is what he appeared to be doing. Anyway, as the guys walkin away in utter disgust - I noticed a friggin shit stain on the back of his shorts.. This cat shit himslef ahahaha

That made my day..

Which reminds me, never eat taco bell and go workout within 2 hours from each other..

That's HARDCORE!

 

[ffknight84]

ROFL

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Which reminds me, never eat taco bell and go workout within 2 hours from each other..

or just never eat taco bell

 

[BioAS]

to ultragainz

Hey man. I have placed clients on that type of training and when I am leaning up I will superset jumping jacks or plyometrics with an exercise. Don't mock it until you try it. Its not going to get you huge or pack on lean muscle mass, but great for leaning up. So by no means am I saying this is the way to train for quality lean muscle mass, but to kick up the fat burning with intensity I think its great. Give it a try. Peace. And if you think this type of training is stupid, then go to www.t-mag.com and look at some of the fat burning routines. They do programs similiar to this. Great stuff and if you still think its stupid then stick to fuckin pathetic magazines like flex. A bunch of pictures of half naked guys and girls running around. No science, no education, just shit!!!!!! Peace.

 

[georgie24]

lmao!!

 

[musketeer]

Re: to ultragainz

Hey man. I have placed clients on that type of training and when I am leaning up I will superset jumping jacks or plyometrics with an exercise. Don't mock it until you try it. Its not going to get you huge or pack on lean muscle mass, but great for leaning up. So by no means am I saying this is the way to train for quality lean muscle mass, but to kick up the fat burning with intensity I think its great. Give it a try. Peace. And if you think this type of training is stupid, then go to www.t-mag.com and look at some of the fat burning routines. They do programs similiar to this. Great stuff and if you still think its stupid then stick to fuckin pathetic magazines like flex. A bunch of pictures of half naked guys and girls running around. No science, no education, just shit!!!!!! Peace.

Flex rules, if you want some lardy pencilneck prick telling you that some one-arm cable twisting movement is best for building up a certain muscle then read some shit like t-mag.

 

[Shaitan]

This thread fucking rocks, a long time since I had this fun reading on the net.

 

[KayKo]

Got one guy at my gym who just started lifting like a month ago. He seems like a nice guy but annoys the shit outta me with what he does. Walks into the gym, says hi to everyone like he's known them for life, and then goes straight to the flat bench to do dumb bell presses. In between sets, he walks around bellowing "light weight....light weight." Yeah well it is light weight.....at 65-75lb bells. Then he'll start critiquing others doing the same as if he's been lifting for his entire life. So after a month of lifting, I see him passing a paper on to a big guy in the gym who deals. Big guy takes the paper, and when the guy is gone, just starts laughing at what the guy wants (juice wise). Month in and you're already lookin for the juice....IDIOT!!!!

 

[OMEGA]

there is dude who comes in dresses as a chick and deads 3 plates on each side

she flirts with me

and I don;t liek it

 

[mposster]

i would have to say the stupidest thing i have ever seen at my gym would be.......i witness a dude using weight collers on the smith mach. while he was doing squats.......like the weight was going to fall off or something....