Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[juiceddreadlocks]

once there were these three (just laugh this isnt slander) black sorority girls that were sitting by the dumbbell rack on 3 separate benches just talkin. they all had different weights out and hadnt touched them for about 10 minutes. When one of them got up for some reason, i went and sat in her seat in the middle of them and did a set of shoulder press. All three of them gave me the stare of death... Not only did they stop talking they all put their hands on their hips and stared at me for at least 2 minutes after i got finished. Just to spite them i sat there, i just happened to be listening to music on an mp3 player so i completly ignored everything they said or did. i smirked the whole way back to the other side of the gym. I dont think ive seen any one of them in there since then, come to think of it i didnt see any of them in there before that day

 

[Ironhorse_m87]

does anyone ever get those martial arts guys come in the gym and do high kicks and shit right infront of you that pisses me off they have studio's for that shit.

 

[SanFrancisconewb]

I dont know if you all want to hear this but sometimes theres guys jerking off in the shower at my gym. Keep in mind i live in San Francisco. But one time this guy came in , id seen him working out and he like ran into the showers following some guy , and started beating off right there and the whole time had his tongue out and was ...y'know like sticking it out and moving it around a lot. so he beats off watching this guya nd the whole time im showering and the guy pretends to not even notice other people around. And this is the best part. Whe he "finishes" he goes back and get sdressed again in his gym clothes and continues his workout.

 

[Gel]

I dont know about retards in the gym, but lately there has been this one hot ass girl that keeps distracting me in the gym. In my gym the hammer strengths are right next to the stretching area and it seems like everytime I am over there she has to come over there and start stretching. She doesn't just do normal stretches either,for instance she will turn her back to me, bend over grab her ankles and start moving back and forth in a "fuck me" like motion and then turn around and give me a big smile. Everytime she does it I pop wood and have to quickly move so she doesnt see it. Makes for an interesting work out but really distracts the fuck out of me. I know this doesn't really fit in ths thread but thats the only out of the ordinary gym story I have.

Lmao!

 

[SanFrancisconewb]

Originally posted by Bobber
I dont know about retards in the gym, but lately there has been this one hot ass girl that keeps distracting me in the gym. In my gym the hammer strengths are right next to the stretching area and it seems like everytime I am over there she has to come over there and start stretching. She doesn't just do normal stretches either,for instance she will turn her back to me, bend over grab her ankles and start moving back and forth in a "fuck me" like motion and then turn around and give me a big smile. Everytime she does it I pop wood and have to quickly move so she doesnt see it. Makes for an interesting work out but really distracts the fuck out of me. I know this doesn't really fit in ths thread but thats the only out of the ordinary gym story I have.
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Theres an individual at my gym that does this to but its a tranny. Shes really good too and i wasnt sure for the longest time, then one day i saw her picture on a poster as the miss tranny universe. Remember, i live in SF.

 

[satchboogie]

I dont know if you all want to hear this but sometimes theres guys jerking off in the shower at my gym. Keep in mind i live in San Francisco. But one time this guy came in , id seen him working out and he like ran into the showers following some guy , and started beating off right there and the whole time had his tongue out and was ...y'know like sticking it out and moving it around a lot. so he beats off watching this guya nd the whole time im showering and the guy pretends to not even notice other people around. And this is the best part. Whe he "finishes" he goes back and get sdressed again in his gym clothes and continues his workout.

 

[LifeBlood]

I have two.....

There is a guy in my gym who grunts at the top of his lungs when he does his sets. From the first rep and he does about 15-20 rep range. It doesnt even look like he is stressing at all. One day girl walked up to him in the gym and told him to shut up because he was looking like an asshole. He got so pissed off that he took a swing at her. She sweeped under it and knockedhim out like Mike Tyson. She was about 115 lbs.

There is another guy who comes to my gym and always wears spandex biker shorts and a tank top that he could slide throught the top of. Well one day he was walking around like he was Mr. BiggShit and a friend of mine was, girl, was doing curls and he came over as she finished her set and told her that he was going to show her how to do them. He picked up the barbells and started to show her and she grabbed his biceps and told him that they they remind her of something. He goes Arnold's arms and she said no my b/f left testicle you fagot, no give me my weights.

I think I actually pissed myself......

 

[Alkybanshee]

After reading this I had to add mine. I won't get exact about where my gym is but its one thats open all night and its Plano Texas. Anyway there is this guy who is there everyday I am there and I work out 5 days a week but change the days, so my guess is hes there 7 days a week. He wears the same camo House of Pain tank top everyday and although hes only 5'7" hes kinda cut up. The thing is, I have NEVER seen him lift a weight, he just walks around and spots people, he has his towel and water bottle though like hes gonna work out. He'll help one guy work out and when that dude is done he'll wait on someone else he knows to show up so he can spot them. Such a dweeb...

 

[limpbizcuit.rm]

I saw this middle aged couple come into the gym one day. The guy was wearing some tight bluejeans tucked into a pair of black wrestling shoes, with a white cutoff sleave shirt that said some shit like go hard or go home or some saying like that. He was bald with a go tee. If Stone Cold Steve Austin wasn't his idle then I don't know who he was trying to look like. That wasn't so bad, except for the fact that his wife was as big as he was and was wearing the exact same outfit. Only difference...She had a mullet. They were both pretty built though so I wasn't going to say anything.

 

[Armed & Hammered]

Hahaha@ some of the stories..

I was at Bally's one day and some guy was in the process of doing a squat.. This guy throws a massive amount of weights on and proceeds to lift the bar. Once the bar is lifted this asshat drops down to the squat position, and with a loud grunt - proceeded with the loudest most wet, sweaty ass slappin fart you'd ever hear . He's struggling to get the weight back up as the corner of the room reaks of his smelly ass crack and 4 week old gym shorts that have been sitting in his locker for ages

But wait, that isn't it.. It get's better


He get's up, takes his weight belt off, and scratches his ass and sniffs his finger. At least this is what he appeared to be doing. Anyway, as the guys walkin away in utter disgust - I noticed a friggin shit stain on the back of his shorts.. This cat shit himslef ahahaha

That made my day..

Which reminds me, never eat taco bell and go workout within 2 hours from each other..