What's the plural of penis?

Nathan · Sep 11, 2002

How about scrotum? Oh and clitoris? I could use my imagination (and believe me I just might do that), but this will be more fun I'm sure. Does anyone know what the world record for number of penii (that's my guess for the plural of penis) a male (or female - even better) was born with (or without) is? Also, Casavant is sexually attracted to the color green. He told me. i don't mean things that are colored green, rather i mean the actual color itself. I know, it's weird and I tried to sucker punch in the groin and then run away when he told me but he's surprisingly limber for a gimp.

casavant · Sep 11, 2002

Hey....yer lips are kinda purty.

decem · Sep 11, 2002

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HUGHJORGEN · Sep 11, 2002

decem said:
penises

check your mail you beautiful homosexual you

why did you send hin your "semi-used" International Male Catalog??

decem · Sep 11, 2002

HUGHJORGEN said:
why did you send hin your "semi-used" International Male Catalog??

it wasn't really international persay... just a copy from the phillipines..

Nathan · Sep 11, 2002

decem said:
penises

check your mail you beautiful homosexual you

I did and you suggested I was more than likely gay in that e-mail too. It takes time to come up with a witty rejoinder you understand. Oh, I know, I can tell you how I did on them there GRE's.

DownUnder23 · Sep 11, 2002

casavant said:
Hey....yer lips are kinda purty.

casavant · Sep 11, 2002

Nathan said:
How about scrotum? Oh and clitoris? I could use my imagination (and believe me I just might do that), but this will be more fun I'm sure. Does anyone know what the world record for number of penii (that's my guess for the plural of penis) a male (or female - even better) was born with (or without) is? Also, Casavant is sexually attracted to the color green. He told me. i don't mean things that are colored green, rather i mean the actual color itself. I know, it's weird and I tried to sucker punch in the groin and then run away when he told me but he's surprisingly limber for a gimp.

Nathan, I miss your old avatar. The pre-pubescent little boy thing was you all the way. :elephant:

HUGHJORGEN · Sep 11, 2002

decem said:
it wasn't really international persay... just a copy from the phillipines..

But the pages were faily stuck together I think it's safe to assume!

decem · Sep 11, 2002

HUGHJORGEN said:
But the pages were faily stuck together I think it's safe to assume!

no doubt..

HUGHJORGEN · Sep 11, 2002

decem said:
no doubt..

Did you max out your credit cards buying hott pants and tank tops again??

Nathan · Sep 11, 2002

Re: Re: What's the plural of penis?

casavant said:
Nathan, I miss your old avatar. The pre-pubescent little boy thing was you all the way.

Just so you know, it's only funny when I make fun of YOU and no the other way around. How's the library going? You still obsessed with feces?

polarpixie · Sep 11, 2002

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lmao!!!!! ok....what is half of a penis?

AAP · Sep 11, 2002

Plural of penis = Stuntaz

casavant · Sep 11, 2002

Re: Re: Re: What's the plural of penis?

Nathan said:
Just so you know, it's only funny when I make fun of YOU and no the other way around. How's the library going? You still obsessed with feces?

LOL. The library's been going fine. I have no life right now and am numbed to it all my pharmaceuticals, but hey- as long as I'm aware of that it ain't so bad, right?

I don't think I've ever been obsessed with feces. If you want to see feces obsession, pull up some vintage Days of the Tantric. I just fart a lot.

I'm moving to a new apartment in the next couple of days so I'll be within close walking distance of both my jobs. I'm going to be getting a membership to the fitness center on campus so I can start working legs again and all that good stuff.

So I guess life is going OK. Not that you really asked "How's life?", you just asked about the library, but I'm telling you anyway.

Nathan · Sep 11, 2002

I was actually mainly concerned with your infatuation with feces. I didn't bother to read the rest of it.

You should really work yourlegs though you understand. Pussy.

Polar - I have no idea what half a penis is and I'm relatively certain that I don't ever want to experience half a penis, one way or the other.

JOKER47 · Sep 12, 2002

Penii. (Pronounced pee'-ny)

Joker

BodhiDharma · Sep 12, 2002

why do you want to know? are you having a party ? :FRlol:

Nathan · Sep 12, 2002

BodhiDharma said:
why do you want to know? are you having a party ?

I was just wondering what it might be like to have multiple penii.

Spiral Traveller · Sep 12, 2002

"Penis," in plural, is "penises." "Penii" is not a real word.

alien amp pharm · Sep 12, 2002

polarpixie said:
lmao!!!!! ok....what is half of a penis?

about 6 inches in my case

JOKER47 · Sep 12, 2002

Spiral Traveller said:
"Penis," in plural, is "penises." "Penii" is not a real word.

Yeah, but "penii" sounds so much cooler......

Joker

polarpixie · Sep 12, 2002

Nathan said:
I was just wondering what it might be like to have multiple penii.

The more penii you have the less sensitive each one becomes.

Nathan, I've decided that I totally dislike your avatar. It's frightening and more importantly it doesn't look good next to my avatar.

Drunken_Weasel · Sep 12, 2002

the plural of penis is..:

Peni

just rolls off your tounge

HUGHJORGEN · Sep 12, 2002

Drunken_Weasel said:
the plural of penis is..:

Peni

just rolls off your tounge

So r u saying you have had more than 1 peins roll off your tongue??

Drunken_Weasel · Sep 12, 2002

hell no.. im saying.. that word rolls right out..

alien amp pharm · Sep 12, 2002

HUGHJORGEN said:
So r u saying you have had more than 1 peins roll off your tongue??

bigguns7 · Sep 12, 2002

JOKER47 said:
Penii. (Pronounced pee'-ny)

Joker

That would only work if the word was spelled penUs. But, it's not.

JOKER47 · Sep 12, 2002

bigguns7 said:
That would only work if the word was spelled penUs. But, it's not.

Just for the record, I was only joking...I just think it sounds funny that way....

Jokii....

Nathan · Sep 12, 2002

JOKER47 said:
Yeah, but "penii" sounds so much cooler......

Joker

Agreed. Penii it is.

Polar - Sorry you don't like my avatar. I'll change it soon then just for you. Okay?

the truth · Sep 12, 2002

but seriously

The correct plural for "penis" is "penes". The correct plural for "scrotum" is " scrota". The correct plural for "clitoris" is "clitorides".

JayBro · Sep 12, 2002

plural of penis is "Cocks"

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