Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at the gym

[Bubba]

I go to a 24hr gym. The worst was two drunk guys with thier girlfriends. They got thier after the bar on a friday night in street clothes stinking of beer. They tried picking fights with some of the guys working out. One guy started with me.

The other was a guy who goes to my friends gym. He was an older guy he would always tell me about that would wear a striped singlet. I thought he was exagerating about how funny it was till I went with him one day and the guy showed up. OHHhh, how we laughed about that.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

LOL these are funny. I posted this before, but I'll repost for this thread...

I was doing bench press's one day, and I look over to the side in-between sets. I see olive dress pants. I then look up, and I see this guy wearing a hot pink/purple tank top cut down the chest (making it look like a womans halter top), an 80's 'wave hair do' with blond streaks, and he had a little guy following him around with a towel. I heard him tell him, "I would take roids, but my hiney hole is too small, tee hee tee hee." I laughed very hard. LOL

Then 4 months later, I was working my shoulders, with my fiance. He comes in again. This time stinking of some cheap colonge, or maybe perfume! Probably brute! LOL, pinstripe pants, and one of those train conducter hats from the early 1900's, worn sitting on the top of his head. Sorta like a little boy would wear it. So, he has a few pals with him. He is doing some weird made up version of a lat raise, and he starts yelling to the weights "OH DON'T TEASE ME!" I drop my weights, leave the room and I fall on the floor laughing. My fiance can't stop laughing either. After composing ourselves, we return. This time, he said to his buddy "Oh baby, if you dropped the weight, I would bend over and pick it up" Needless to say, I get a good laugh every time he comes to work out.

Then there is "Thor" about 6'5, 250-260ish. Long blond hair, looks like Thor from the comics. He comes in to workout in sunglasses. In the middle of the night.

HHHmmmm... I also have the tooth pic brigade! Three guys, all friends. Juiced up so heavy that their UPPER bodies only look like pro bodybuilders, and the hair is just falling out by the truck load. Here is the catch, none of them have legs. Well, they do.. but the one guy is at least honest. He has a 15inch thigh! But 21inch arms! His two buddies aren't any better.

Then their is Britney Spears... she comes to the gym with a shit load of make up on, looks more like Helen Hunt than Spears. She brings two guys about her age with her (she must be about 16). She has them look at her, and start to say she looks like spears, but she stops them and says "wait, I know, I look like her".

Then there is lat raise guy. He is an old ass dude, who comes in every day, and just does lat raises. 5 or 6 days a week. He never talks, but one day, one of the fags told him he was using too much weight. He said/yelled "I dont fucking care!" and got real pissed!

Who else do we got? Paranoid german guy! This guy missing all his teeth, who tells everyone he loves chocolate, and when ever he needs a spot, he gets paranoid that people think he is weak. "Can you spot me. I can lift it, really i can! It's just I need help getting it off, but I CAN LIFT IT!!!"

Then retard girl. She puts an ankle weight one.. assumes the dumbbell row position on the bench, but instead spins her ankle around in a circle about 50 times over, does the other, then JUMPS up, and RUNS out of the room. Going to where, I don't know, but is back within seconds.

I guess thats it, oh wait. OIL GUY! This FAT tub of lard, who is about 45, and drives one of those big old white vans from the 80s, the kind that looks like they have a camper on top. Well, he just tells anyone who will listen that he had a bunch of chicks over the weekend. "I was at the beach, and these babes were lining up to rub oil on me." Yes, they sure where, and then he woke up...

I guess that really is all of them. Of course for the two 'abdoer' kids. Really skinny guys, who just work abs. They once asked me for advice on gaining mass, when I told them to use free weights instead of machines, they gave me a blank look, took off, and did ab exercises.

Despite all these fucked up people, I work out at a pretty hard core gym. Has two floors. The top has some cardio equipment and the office. The bottom is the basement, filled with nothing but weights, racks, benches, a dumbbell room, and just a few machines, only ones you really need. And then a few bullshit ones. Chalk is allowed, have a powerlifting team, etc. It's just all these fucks came in after newyears. I'm sure they will go away once the weather gets warm, and return next newyears to 'change their lives'... lololololol

 

[wannaBbuff]

there is this little fag at my gym with an obvious case of short mans complex. he's got a lame tribal tattoo that was picked right off of the wall and he rolls his sleeve up so everyone can see it. he brings his wife sometimes and trys to show her what exercises to do, all of them wrong of course. one day he caught me checking out his wifes tits and so he starts practicing some sort of kung-fu or something in the mirror, he starts yelling waaaahaaahhaa and doing the wax on wax off move and looking out of the corner of his eye to see if i am watching.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

Damn, I forgot about three weirdo's....


The Special Olympics Team... A group of corkys from Life Goes On, I don't know how they get to the gym, but they do. They all take turns doing bench press on the smith machine, for about two hours, all rotating endlessly. They are friends with that ankle weight spinning chick. Go figure.

Then there is HOLLYWOOD! He comes in around 2:30pm after school. He wears baggy shorts, a baggy fleece, an upside down visor. About 6'2, 160lbs. He carries his cell phone around, doesn't work out but yells to some old dude "yeah it's tough being the star of the football team!" He rested his cell phone on a piece of equipment i needed to use. i threw it on the ground. I just wish he would have told me about it....

Hell, now that I look back on all these weirdo's, I'm surprised I don't laugh so hard I cry when I go to workout. But thankfully there are a lot of good bro's there, who take this lifestyle seriously

 

[MadenHB]

Meat heads, wearing SPANDEX are still the funniest thing to ever walk in a gym. If they have those homo fanny packs, even better.

Is that you I saw? Yeah you!

 

[nuh_mizer]

I hate cell phones too!!!

IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE, PLEASE STOP TALKING ON THE CELL-PHONE WHILE AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.....

GRRRRRR!!!

IB

AMEN!!

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

IF YOU NEVER READ THIS BEFORE, READ IT NOW.

These 2 guys always train together. They both thought they were some kind of chick magnet hammers when in reality they couldnt get laid in a whore house. Anyway, they come dressed in kinda spandex bicycle shorts and BIG loop muscle shirts where you see everything. They are both about 6 foot tall and weigh about 170. Well one day one of the guys was trying to MACK on this girl at the gym. He is acting all nonchalant while he's talking to her and lays down on the flat bench to do some bench press. His partner/spotter slaps a 45 and 25 on each side. The guy on the bench is struggling at rep 5 when his spotter who is standing over him rips a juicy fart. The guy on the bench now has the full weight of the bar on his chest and can't get it off. His partner is laughing so hard, he can't get it off. Finally he pushes the bar off to the side where it comes crashing to the floor and he falls off the bench. He gets to his knees and starts vomiting. It was fuckin awesome.

 

[mac83]

IF YOU NEVER READ THIS BEFORE, READ IT NOW.

These 2 guys always train together. They both thought they were some kind of chick magnet hammers when in reality they couldnt get laid in a whore house. Anyway, they come dressed in kinda spandex bicycle shorts and BIG loop muscle shirts where you see everything. They are both about 6 foot tall and weigh about 170. Well one day one of the guys was trying to MACK on this girl at the gym. He is acting all nonchalant while he's talking to her and lays down on the flat bench to do some bench press. His partner/spotter slaps a 45 and 25 on each side. The guy on the bench is struggling at rep 5 when his spotter who is standing over him rips a juicy fart. The guy on the bench now has the full weight of the bar on his chest and can't get it off. His partner is laughing so hard, he can't get it off. Finally he pushes the bar off to the side where it comes crashing to the floor and he falls off the bench. He gets to his knees and starts vomiting. It was fuckin awesome.

LOL! i almost fell off my fuckin chair...

 

[Victor]

I just saw the funniest fucking thing at Golds today-this 5'3" long-curly hair blond dude had on black and blue striped pants on (ass huggers)-he wears 80's rock t-shirts with the sleeves cut-off, this takes the cake though-he wears Oakleys with no-glare under his eyes-he beats his head up and down between sets, I try to be as serious as I can in the gym, but this guy cracks me up-do you have any funny fuckers in your gym?

LOL , just by imagining this I am already LMFAO



Victor

 

[mvmaxx]

Finally he pushes the bar off to the side where it comes crashing to the floor and he falls off the bench. He gets to his knees and starts vomiting. It was fuckin awesome.

OH gbus that was funny.