Whats the coolest thing youve broken/destroyed?

[PoyeBoy]

I have broken many things, a giant old TV was cool, my freind hit it with a crowbar and it threw glass for a good 30 feet

some buddies and I would go get peoples "free" furniture off their lawn and toss them down this giant hill the has a verticle drop at the top of about 40 feet and then is mad steep for like 200 feet, it was the furniture graveyard, the best things we threw off were a giant old 1950's metal desk shit must have wieghed 300lbs, no lie, it took three of us to lift it, it sounded like thunder as it crashed its way down, we also threw down some old bench seating that weighed about 200lbs and it smashed into a million pieces

Ive ruined millions of forts when I was a kid, I burnt down a house when i was 11

cant think of anymore right now

 

[onerepmaximum]

I burnt down a house when i was 11

Speak into the microphone please.

 

[pitbullstl]

I have broken many things, a giant old TV was cool, my freind hit it with a crowbar and it threw glass for a good 30 feet

some buddies and I would go get peoples "free" furniture off their lawn and toss them down this giant hill the has a verticle drop at the top of about 40 feet and then is mad steep for like 200 feet, it was the furniture graveyard, the best things we threw off were a giant old 1950's metal desk shit must have wieghed 300lbs, no lie, it took three of us to lift it, it sounded like thunder as it crashed its way down, we also threw down some old bench seating that weighed about 200lbs and it smashed into a million pieces

Ive ruined millions of forts when I was a kid, I burnt down a house when i was 11

cant think of anymore right now

When I was 16, I put an 87 Corvette through our neighbors living room window.........in the process, I destroyed, two couches, a couple tables, said window, and the remainder of my junior year of High School.........

 

[PoyeBoy]

Re: Re: Whats the coolest thing youve broken/destroyed?

Speak into the microphone please.

oh, no its cool, it was abandon and a total death tarp, I didnt get into any trouble, the cops interviewed my friend and I for about an hour each, but nothing ever came from it because the cops new it should have been burned down at least 10 years ago

 

[Y_lifter]

My Hand

 

[PoyeBoy]

Re: Re: Whats the coolest thing youve broken/destroyed?

When I was 16, I put an 87 Corvette through our neighbors living room window.........in the process, I destroyed, two couches, a couple tables, said window, and the remainder of my junior year of High School.........

holy wow

 

[TheProject]

At one of my old jobs we put a console TV into a trash compactor.

 

[beastboy]

I'd like to destroy your handle.

 

[Y_lifter]

We used to toss Aerasol cans into the incinerator

 

[c-sharp minor]

My highschool.



Several times.

Oh, I've broken a few hymens in my day as well.

 

[jerkbox]

i have torn apart and burned several couches.

 

[WarriorPL]

Growing up, when friend and i use to break whatever we could find. We use to go around abandoned warehouses with bats and and pipes and find shit. We once found a copy machine standing on the sidewalk... so away we went with our bats and pipes... lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

Put a pipe bomb in a oversized mailbox.

Blew it into 4 pieces. The biggest flew into the air and landed about 40 feet away.

Me and 3 other guys took baseball bats to some abandoned cars.

We also destroyed several old abandoned houses on farms. Now that's fun.

I have 2 tv's that no longer work. Me and a buddy are planning on taking them out in his field and shooting guns at them.

 

[PCxPete]

i think ive broken my cock

or at least damaged it

i swear it used to be more fun

 

[WarriorPL]

i think ive broken my cock

or at least damaged it

i swear it used to be more fun

this is what happens when you try to stick it in a keyhole.

 

[Taps]

I've been known to crush a styrofoam cup in my day.

 

[TexasPower]

I totally destroyed 405 deadlifting earlier this year.

 

[from zero]

When I used work at a liquor store, we would fuck around in the warehouse all the time. We invented a game: we would stack beer bottles up, then stand a good 30 yards away, and throw a golf ball at it, trying to get them. we'd have several stacks up at once, so the chances of breakage were greater.

Soooo much beer was wasted.

We also routinely had beer fights. Throwing cans, bottles, etc all over the place. It rocked.

 

[Devastation]

years back when i was in party mode i would destroy peoples houses that had the party. it was outrageously funny for me and my friends. not so much for the people who lived in the houses. i also burned down a house, it was my task/job for the day at work. i've tore down old grain elevators, buildings, houses, with a bulldozer or backhoe when i worked construction

 

[davepalumbo]

when i was like 16 we pushed my friend's old piece of shit car off a cliff. It was pretty funny. The cliff was about 100 feet high too. Then we had it sent to the junkyard for $40.

 

[tiger88]

i totally fucked a golf cart up i was 17 and totally drunk as fuck
......it was considered totaled
it was a gas cart and i knew how to take the govener out( now can faster) then the sprinklers were on and i did a ton of donuts and drove though all the sand bunkers, ran over everything, ran into a ball washer, and then drove it down a step cart path full speed turnned really hard, the wheel came off and it rolled over, i hoped out, the roof was broken, and it didnt start again after we flipped back over......i hurt my arm and my budy fucked his ankle up.....my driver broke(shaft and hozzle area snapped) we got our clubs off the back and then left the cart there, and walked into the neighborhoods ....thank god we paid in cash ans didnt have our names...

 

[Ripe1]

When I used work at a liquor store, we would fuck around in the warehouse all the time. We invented a game: we would stack beer bottles up, then stand a good 30 yards away, and throw a golf ball at it, trying to get them. we'd have several stacks up at once, so the chances of breakage were greater.

Soooo much beer was wasted.

We also routinely had beer fights. Throwing cans, bottles, etc all over the place. It rocked.

Blasphemy!!

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

a couple yrs ago I smashed up my ex-boyfriends new Porsche...ran into a mailbox

 

[tiger88]

a couple yrs ago I smashed up my ex-boyfriends new Porsche...

that is punisble by death



o yea and i was pissed and tipped over someone's fish tank at a party with some buddys

 

[Spartacus]

back in the 80s on of my older college friends graduated and got a job with Lockheed and was living in DC..well one day there was some kind of anti-nuke demonstration out in that area betw the capital and white house(the name escapes me)..and the peace crowd had hundreds of bowling pin sized "nukes" lined up in the green each of which was to represent a nuke in the world9they called em' the amber waves)..well my buddy was walking to work and got approached by one of the peaceniks and listened to thier dialog(he had no choice)..well when he explained to them that he worked for a defense contractor and basically told em' to get the f*ck outta my face they kinda got ugly.so after he got off work he went to a local bar and got a bit tanked up..when he was driving home the grass was wet and he passed by the "amber waves" and jumped the curve and spun through the amber waves making sure to turn the wheel sharply so as to "take out" as many as he could while tearing up the grass and generally making a mess..he woke up the next day to find "the story" in the news and said the cops were out there measuring tire tracks and whatnot..what a riot..btw,he was driving a toyota

 

[OXANDRIN]

a cherry..... when i was 15 years old

 

[PCxPete]

this is what happens when you try to stick it in a keyhole.

fuck i knew there would be a catch somewhre along the line!

 

[slobberknocker]

I gave somebody a concussion in football.

 

[Mr. dB]

When I was 19 I bruised a girl's cervix so bad that she had to go to the emergency room.

 

[plornive]

I caused internal bleeding in the intestines of a girl I was fucking (in the pussy). She had to stay in the hospital for 2 nights. 5 confirmed cherries. And I sledgehammered the back of my parents' home before they built a new outdoor deck. That was fun.

 

[bignate73]

my room mate and i blew up an A/C generator hooked up to an aircraft. that was fun....

 

[Robert Jan]

I once burned down a really really big evergreen tree. in the backyard, a few feet from my home.

 

[alien amp pharm]

years back when i was in party mode i would destroy peoples houses that had the party. it was outrageously funny for me and my friends. not so much for the people who lived in the houses. i also burned down a house, ...

o yea and i was pissed and tipped over someone's fish tank at a party with some buddys

Hence the reason I don't throw parties anymore.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Hence the reason I don't throw parties anymore.

you is lying, you dont throw parties becuase no one would come mang