What would you like to insert into Nathans Anus?

[Nathan]

Brintey Spears' entire head. She can eat her way to my heart.

 

[from zero]

The Ffactor.

 

[Ffactor]

Let me start of with an electric saw.

 

[Ffactor]

The Ffactor.

Straight up, that was your best post ever!

 

[Ffactor]

How about a cactus???

 

[from zero]

Straight up, that was your best post ever!

I should leave on a high note.

 

[beastboy]

This thread is lame.

 

[Nathan]

Laugh at your own jokes all you want pal. I'm still gunning for Britney Spears' head being lodged in my anus.

 

[Ffactor]

Ok, ok, chocolate mousse and a banana!!

 

[Ffactor]

How about a partridge and a pear tree??

 

[Ffactor]

A roasted leg of lamb!

 

[Paulos]

My Penis.

 

[Ffactor]

My Penis.

Dude that was whack!!

 

[Ffactor]

Two rats and a prairie dog.

 

[Ffactor]

A whole watermelon!

 

[Ffactor]

This thread will keep me occupied for eternity!

 

[SV2]

Im glad you're enjoying it, no one else is. this thread is so not amusing or funny..

 

[Ffactor]

Im glad you're enjoying it, no one else is. this thread is so not amusing or funny..

Then why did you post on it?

OWNED!

 

[Scarlett33]

I was going to say a watermellon because I have one that I have decide not to eat. Too many carbs. However someone already said that, so how about a bowling ball?

 

[Ffactor]

A large bottle of pepsi and 50 lbs. of cocaine!

 

[WODIN]

A DODGE RAM PICKUP! With a Hemi engine.

Vroom....

 

[Ffactor]

A DODGE RAM PICKUP! With a Hemi engine.

Vroom....

 

[Ffactor]

How bout this:

1. Take handful of poison ivy plants

2. Liquefy in blender with some water

3. Stretch aforementioned anus with forceps

4. Pour contents directly into said anus

 

[alien amp pharm]

Before we insert anything, we need to get the gerbils out.

 

[Lumberg]

Two Liquefied Chicken Breasts.

 

[from zero]

This thread is still here?

 

[Ffactor]

How bout one of them laser guided missiles used in the Iraqi war??

 

[Scarlett33]

a shetland pony

 

[BigBazooka]

Oprah.

 

[Scarlett33]

Marlon Brando

 

[from zero]

This thread.

 

[Ffactor]

Ricky Martin!

 

[FatFugitive]

a big black cock the thickness of a pepsi can

 

[Ffactor]

a big black cock the thickness of a pepsi can

Oh shit, Nathan want's to stick a big black pepsi cock in his own ass!!

 

[Ffactor]

Hydrochloric Acid 50%!

 

[Ffactor]

Ok, let's change things around a little bit,
Which EF member would you like to stick up Nathan's anus?
Let me start:
fistfullofsteel

 

[from zero]

Once again, The Ffactor.

I'd like to see Nathan try to stuff himself up his ass though. That may be interesting.

 

[SV2]

Then why did you post on it?

OWNED!

19 of the 33 replies are yours down syndrom boy... talk about weak...

OWNED!

 

[Ffactor]

A miniature doberman!

Make that 20 replies, this is the most fun I've had on elite!

 

[Ffactor]

Uday and Qusay's decapitated heads!

 

[jackangel]

Your desire to be humorous, Funny Factor. Hopefully Nathan won't ever shit it out again.

 

[bwood]

how about 100 lbs of smack so i can
use him to mule it across and then
retire from the goddamn rat race...

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Did anyone mention glass shards? If not, I choose that. A mixture of glass shards, vinegar, and salt.

 

[Ffactor]

Your desire to be humorous, Funny Factor. Hopefully Nathan won't ever shit it out again.

Huh?? Did you say something? Go back to your roti you bitch!

 

[rvd_brock]

Before we insert anything, we need to get the gerbils out.

Hahahahahah.

 

[Ffactor]

Holy guacomole! Does this really belong between the sheets. It's not like we are talking about sex and stuff, I mean it's only Nathan's Anus!

 

[dawookie]

Roman candles

 

[LATSGALORE]

A cat

 

[Spartacus]

a rod of depleted uranium..no,how bout uranium pure

 

[Ffactor]

A methane gas detector.

 

[under_dawg]

Dude...before we get anything in their, we're gonna have to get
F(uckinginlovewithNathan)factor's tongue out of there....








UD

 

[presguy]

nathan's head although i believe it may be there already.