What would you do if you woke up like this?

[Mysterio]

 

[Ceebs]

Kill myself. His tits are bigger than mine.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Kill myself. His tits are bigger than mine.

Ditto on both.

 

[68GT350]

The ladies pretty much summed it up.

 

[Checkmatebloated]

I would find you. The only way I come across this being is because of you. I DON"T THIK YOU WOULD LIKE OUR MEETING!

 

[MrMuscle]

id go back to sleep

 

[georgie24]

hurt someone

 

[Roadblock]

I´d cry for a while and then walk into McDonalds with an AK-5 and make them pay.

 

[polarpixie]

I'd go find a crowd of people and start bumping everybody with my belly.

 

[Bullit]

I brush my teeth, shave and take a shower.

 

[kronk]

Move to Japan and become a Sumo

 

[Y_lifter]

Scream out loud "HOLY CRAP, I'VE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO MYSTERIO !!

 

[polarpixie]

Jump into the pool and see how well I can float.

 

[saint808]

cardio twice a day, change my diet, lift weights... etc and so forth... thing is the guy being tubby doesn't bother me... but he looks like a jackass.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Think "I am so way much better looking and talented than my half brother james hetfield, dude"

 

[Mysterio]

I would find you. The only way I come across this being is because of you. I DON"T THIK YOU WOULD LIKE OUR MEETING!

No I don't think you WOULD!

 

[Dougly]

Go back to bed.

 

[Mysterio]

Also I think would just end mylife if I woke up a lardass like that and even worse I'd be a white guy.

 

[Mysterio]

Kill myself. His tits are bigger than mine.

HAHA! Karma for you!

 

[Checkmatebloated]

No I don't think you WOULD!

HEHEHE! I have a gun.

 

[Pamela]

Go back to sleep and hope I was dreaming!!!!!!!

 

[big_bad_buff]

well i have bad piss aim as it is, if i looked like him and couldn't see or reach my pecker anymore, i'd probably have to start pissing in the tub

 

[The Varnsen]

I´d become a sniper and kill random people at gas stations...