Our boiler was off the other night. I took a FREEZING cold shower. I thought I was going to have a stroke.
Any way. I was on the couch in mesh shorts after hopping out of the shower. My gf reached down my shorts and grabbed my boy. She had this bewildered look on her face. She said "its cold" I said "its about as small as it can get too". She had no idea about how true the shrinkage thing is. So she proceeds to look at and laugh and say "Awwwwwwwwwwww, look how cute it is. Its so tiny"