what wierd habits does your pet have?

[danielson]

my dog always makes me laugh when he does this

he wont drink water infront of ANYONE unless he's really really thirsty

we'll let him outside for water or something and he'll look at us waiting to shut the door, when we do, we hearlapping, as soon as we open it he will stop, when we shut it he starts again


i honestly think he feels its undignified to drink like that because we drink out of cups

he also prefers to eat in our company , gets scared during thunder (ince he crept upstairs but maybe was too embarrased to come into one of our rooms, i came out armed with a cricket bat thinking it was an intruder and scared the shite outta my dog ), and more sadly eats less and less when one of us goes on holiday.

what do ur pets do thats odd?

 

[Virtual Acid]

....

When my race horse gets mad she'll pin her ears back and stick her tongue out at me ..... and um... when my ferret is mad at me for not playing with him enough he.. kinda lays upside down in his cage staring at me like *C'mon bitch get the fcuk up*

 

[BITCHIZER]

Instead of "Sick em", its "Fuck em". She's a female rottie that wil immediately jump on their leg and begin humping them, as if she were male.

 

[big4life]

I have a dog that loves to sleep on her back. She lays down, and after awhile you here her snoring.

She also lays on the back of the sofa, she has made a dip in the pillow, where she always lays down to look out the window.

 

[MasterMind]

Well my dog Jack will only eat when I'm eating....when I'm are eating he scoops up about ten peices of food into his mouth...brings them to where I'm are eating then he drops them on the floor...eats them one by one really slowly and then goes back....he keeps doing this until I'm done eating.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

Instead of "Sick em", its "Fuck em". She's a female rottie that wil immediately jump on their leg and begin humping them, as if she were male.

maybe it is bad to ask - but how does one train a dog for that?

and danielson - your dog sounds sweet - what kind of dog?

 

[HappyScrappy]

my dad had two dogs, one has since died (hit by a truck), but they were a yellow lab, and a basset hound (the dead one).
the lab is big - close to 100lbs, but short. and he is afraid of everything. except old women. he will bark and bark and bark at them. but everything else he will pretend he doesn't see it, or even avoid it.
the basset was a basset artisian normand. they are bred to dive into holes and kill badgers. she was fearless - she would get into fights with any animal - she took on a horse and got kicked over 15 feet away, got up, looked around like "where the fuck is that horse" and then found it, and ran right back up to it again like "that all you got?!" she was cut and strong too. she'd go outside and howl at the neighbor lady while she was gardening.

crazy dogs.

 

[PHATchik]

My dog is loveable but stupid. Bless her heart. What doesn't she do that is weird?

BTW, what's up danielson? Didn't get to finish that conversation yesterday hun. How are you?

 

[danielson]

maybe it is bad to ask - but how does one train a dog for that?

and danielson - your dog sounds sweet - what kind of dog?

my dgs a cross breed

he looks like a short alsatian but hes got

alsatian
jack russel
doberman

in him. lovely mix. he's a cheeky fucker but we love him.

mastermind- mine does the same

everybody's pets sound adorable


damn- he must have really had 'dogs bollox' to take on a horse happy

 

[the nature boy]

my dog eats my weed.

 

[OMEGA]

my cockatiel likes to have sex with jean shirts with buttons!

if the buttons are not there...no sex.


I am not joking about this.

also when I make eggs.

it will jump on top of one the eggs on the counter and try to sit on it!

but the egg just rolls away.

 

[danielson]

My dog is loveable but stupid. Bless her heart. What doesn't she do that is weird?

BTW, what's up danielson? Didn't get to finish that conversation yesterday hun. How are you?

im fine babe

im doing an essay at the moment, on someone who got food poisoning aftereatuing raw chicken. so lots of stuff to type there.

other than that my body is still really sore

how you doin'

 

[BITCHIZER]

Instead of "Sick em", its "Fuck em". She's a female rottie that wil immediately jump on their leg and begin humping them, as if she were male.

For training, she would already do the leg hump on ours for some odd reason. However, she could tell we all thought it was so cool, so we would just point and say it. The next thing you know she's trained . . . kinda crazy.

 

[Delinquent]

When my cat is in heat, she will groom her shit and start growling at her own self while she continues to lick. It's pretty messed up.

 

[danielson]

ok.....more messed up stories coming through now

 

[PHATchik]

im fine babe

im doing an essay at the moment, on someone who got food poisoning aftereatuing raw chicken. so lots of stuff to type there.

other than that my body is still really sore

how you doin'

I'm good hun. How is the essay coming? That's some topic you have there. Yuck. There are plenty of other things you could be doing that are much more fun.

 

[HappyScrappy]

we had two cockatiels - a smart one and a retarded one (we got it off of a college student, and he coulnd't afford cockateil food, but canary food was cheap - so it ate the wrong food all its life and grew up retarded).
the smart one loved to have the back of its head scratched, but it hated fingers, so you had to use your nose. and if it was on your shoulder, it would remove all shiny things, earrings, necklaces, etc and throw them to the floor and cock his head and watch them fall. he obviously found great amusement in this. he also liked to put his head in your mouth. he later flew away.
the retarded one would immiate all the sounds of the washing machine going off balance and then eventually the alarm going off, and also an alarm clock. but he would get "stuck" and do it for like 2 hours.

also, the smart one would lean over and have the retarded one scratch his head, and the retarded one would nicely preen the feathers, it was very cute. then the retarded one would lean over like "how about some action here in return?" and the smart one would just pull out feathers from teh retarded one's head - then they'd squak and fight and eventually settle down. then the smart one would lean over and it would all start again.
the retarded one was bald after about a week of that.

 

[the nature boy]

we had two cockatiels - a smart one and a retarded one (we got it off of a college student, and he coulnd't afford cockateil food, but canary food was cheap - so it ate the wrong food all its life and grew up retarded).
the smart one loved to have the back of its head scratched, but it hated fingers, so you had to use your nose. and if it was on your shoulder, it would remove all shiny things, earrings, necklaces, etc and throw them to the floor and cock his head and watch them fall. he obviously found great amusement in this. he also liked to put his head in your mouth. he later flew away.
the retarded one would immiate all the sounds of the washing machine going off balance and then eventually the alarm going off, and also an alarm clock. but he would get "stuck" and do it for like 2 hours.

also, the smart one would lean over and have the retarded one scratch his head, and the retarded one would nicely preen the feathers, it was very cute. then the retarded one would lean over like "how about some action here in return?" and the smart one would just pull out feathers from teh retarded one's head - then they'd squak and fight and eventually settle down. then the smart one would lean over and it would all start again.
the retarded one was bald after about a week of that.

lol, that was a good post.

 

[danielson]

I'm good hun. How is the essay coming? That's some topic you have there. Yuck. There are plenty of other things you could be doing that are much more fun.

the essay, painfully slow, but ive started early which is good so i can afford to take my time....not the nicest of subjects


as for the the 'other activities'..........any ideas? i have a few

 

[smallmovesal]

my cockatiel bruce is actually a girl (we didn't know).

bruce knows my voice over the phone and answers me...

bruce wants to eat whatever we eat. he always thinks he's part of the conversation...

but the weird thing is we had to take away his paper at the bottom of his cage because he kept eating it and then got a paper mache ball in his crop. so he kept coughing... then eventually he'd pass it... ewwww. anyway, we took away his paper and we clean his plastic floor now daily. dumb birdie.

although bruce and my parents did give me a nice birthday present.

i'm bruce's favourite person.

he likes tickles on the neck and he likes to give kisses.

 

[OMEGA]

Nature Boy is right!!!!

Happy you just made me pull a muscle laughing!

a retarded cockatiel eating cannary food!


mine likes the fingers on the head though.

but the dropping of the shiny things is exactly what mine does.
its almost as if he feels like he accomplished someithng by throwing all the shiny nickles and assorted change onto the floor.

my cockatiel is named KUKLA which means doll in Greek, ( we thought it was a girl, but its really a guy.)

 

[danielson]

i have to admit i did laugh alot when i read Happy's story there

 

[HumorMe]

We have a miniature daschund (Max) and a calico cat (Lizzie). I think they were made for each other. They sit around most of the day licking each other in a 69 position. I'm serious about that! Sometimes, Max will roll over onto his back with all four legs in the air while Lizzie is licking him there. Man, he's got it made! Lizzie always eats her food and Max's food. If you try and take away the bowl, she'll start growling and hissing. It's a messed up situation but not for Max. I think if we ever decided to give the cat away, Max would strongly disagree. Just remember, Daschunds own you...you don't own them!

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

Well when my family used to have love birds. One of them used to always somehow balance him/herself on a branch inbetween her/his legs.

Then start to rock back and forth. . . "oh god is it doing what I think it's doing". . . "on the branch". . . "why did it's leg just start twitching". . . "nasty".

 

[OMEGA]

birds are crazy, but ya got to love em'

 

[KA-BAR]

We have a Boxer and a cat that are both different. They both refuse to drink out of there bowls. They have to drink out of the bathtub and the cat sometimes drinks out of the sink. I get tired of turning on the water for them all the time so i just leave it running all the time with a steady stream. I have hellish water bills thanks to them. The cat also stick his head under the water untill his head is soaked then gives himself a bath. I thought that was very strange for a cat.

 

[PHATchik]

the essay, painfully slow, but ive started early which is good so i can afford to take my time....not the nicest of subjects


as for the the 'other activities'..........any ideas? i have a few

I've got a few ideas of my own. Wonder who has better ones?

 

[MoneyBags]

my dog licks her own snatch a lot.

 

[musclebrains]

birds are crazy, but ya got to love em'

My canary, Jacques Lacanary, always starts singing when my clients start crying.

When I was married, I had a bunch of parrots in an indoor aviary. My wife, a Latina, was a compulsive cleaner. Eventually, the birds would all start making the sound of a vaccum cleaner whenever she walked in the room. She would start yelling at them, and they would yell back, mocking her accent. (Meanwhile, I rolled on the floor laughing.)...One of the parrots, a blue-head, used to whistle for the dog and then divebomb it when it came in the room.

I have a cat who always leaps on the bed at the precise moment of orgasm. If I shut the bedroom door, he still senses it and claws at the door, crying.

 

[KA-BAR]

My canary, Jacques Lacanary, always starts singing when my clients start crying.

When I was married, I had a bunch of parrots in an indoor aviary. My wife, a Latina, was a compulsive cleaner. Eventually, the birds would all start making the sound of a vaccum cleaner whenever she walked in the room. She would start yelling at them, and they would yell back, mocking her accent. (Meanwhile, I rolled on the floor laughing.)...One of the parrots, a blue-head, used to whistle for the dog and then divebomb it when it came in the room.

I have a cat who always leaps on the bed at the precise moment of orgasm. If I shut the bedroom door, he still senses it and claws at the door, crying.

Man that is strange! My cat does weird shit like that also. Its not at the precise moment but when in the act he wants to be right beside us. Ive sent him flying across the room many times.

 

[Steelplate]

I have two Boxers.. They are both full of hilarious habits.. One of the funniest things I have seen though is when Simon was like 7-8 months old.. We were all upstairs, and heard this horrible crying and howling coming from the basement.. We all ran down there, and he had his hind legs tucked up past his front legs, and was dragging his ass across the ground.. As soon as he saw us, he ran over spinning in circles the whole way.. The poor fucking guy had somehow gotten ahold of a 100 Grand candy bar, and swallowed the whole thing, wrapper and all.. It was sticking out of his butthole a little over half way, and he couldnt shake it.. I ended up having to run up to the kitchen and get an oven mit so I could assist him..

Steelplate

 

[musclebrains]

I have two Boxers.. They are both full of hilarious habits.. One of the funniest things I have seen though is when Simon was like 7-8 months old.. We were all upstairs, and heard this horrible crying and howling coming from the basement.. We all ran down there, and he had his hind legs tucked up past his front legs, and was dragging his ass across the ground.. As soon as he saw us, he ran over spinning in circles the whole way.. The poor fucking guy had somehow gotten ahold of a 100 Grand candy bar, and swallowed the whole thing, wrapper and all.. It was sticking out of his butthole a little over half way, and he couldnt shake it.. I ended up having to run up to the kitchen and get an oven mit so I could assist him..

Steelplate

Ugh, I had the same experience with my retriever. I let him out in the rain to shit and he just froze mid-shit. I looked outside and saw he had a damn sock hanging out his butt. I had to run outside and pull it out. Then I put him in the bathtub for a bath and I was so grossed out, I vomited in his water. Purrrrrrrrrrty.

That's just ONE reason I don't have dogs any more.

 

[Benzi]

my gf's cat clims into her kitch cabinet and pulls down the catnip with her paws
she latter turns the nozel (ww, sp) and knocks out oz of catnip
damn, that cat is always stone -- hmmm.. i jsut got a thread idea

 

[dsnuts]

I swear to god , My dog can sit INDIAN STYLE and Fuck his own Mouth. Like he is sitting like a Kangaroo stands but instead of a pouch he has a big pink dick. Then he fucks his mouth for all the world to see........ AHHHH if only i was a dog.

 

[frorider6]

I had a schizo ferret in college. It heard voices and really was crazy. It would bouce across the room sideways, stop, listen to god knows what, then freak out. It would also bouce over to the coffee table, look at the legs for a couple of seconds, bite it, then bounce away. It was never calm. It eventually ate a bunch of carpet in it's cage and died.

 

[BanMe]

I have a mentally retarded cat. It was sitting next to a lit candle one time and stuck it's tail over the flame. It was too stupid to move it's tail away from the fire. It just sat there whining! I had to go pick her up and move her.

 

[HumorMe]

It was never calm. It eventually ate a bunch of carpet in it's cage and died.

I'm trying hard as hell not to laugh!

 

[musclebrains]

I had a schizo ferret in college. It heard voices and really was crazy. It would bouce across the room sideways, stop, listen to god knows what, then freak out. It would also bouce over to the coffee table, look at the legs for a couple of seconds, bite it, then bounce away. It was never calm. It eventually ate a bunch of carpet in it's cage and died.

Another rug muncher bites the dust.

 

[HappyScrappy]

It eventually ate a bunch of carpet in it's cage and died.

yeah, grandma went the same way

 

[vixenbabe]

My kitty likes to watch the water go down when we flush the potty.

Now if I could get her to do her deed on the potty I could get rid of the litter box!

 

[frorider6]

When I was married, my wife had a cat that followed me everytime I went into the bathroom. She learned that she had my undivided attention as I sat there.

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

Kaiser my minature schnauzer loves to beg when anyone is eating anything.

 

[Binky]

anyone is eating anything.

Anything????

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

http://www.gibbleguts.com/harmonics/

 

[danielson]

lol this stuff is great

ya gotta love em for it

 

[danielson]

I've got a few ideas of my own. Wonder who has better ones?

maybe we can get together and compare notes

you show me what u had in mind then ill show u my ideas

 

[PHATchik]

maybe we can get together and compare notes

you show me what u had in mind then ill show u my ideas

Hmmmm, I was thinking along the lines of a mutual sharing too. Maybe showing me yours and then mine and then back to yours? We'd work our way back and forth.

 

[HappyScrappy]

get a room.

 

[danielson]

Hmmmm, I was thinking along the lines of a mutual sharing too. Maybe showing me yours and then mine and then back to yours? We'd work our way back and forth.

this sounds like fun

i have lots of 'study techniques' ya know

 

[PHATchik]

get a room.

He and I are having problems getting our times in sync. Just like two strangers passing in the night.

 

[danielson]

get a room.

theres an idea

i wonder if theres a limit to all this innuendo.....only one way to find out

 

[PHATchik]

this sounds like fun

i have lots of 'study techniques' ya know

Never mind that. There you are! How you doing hun? I'm all about studying hard. Long study sessions.

 

[PHATchik]

theres an idea

i wonder if theres a limit to all this innuendo.....only one way to find out

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

okay, both of you post pics now, and then pm each other and find out where you live. then find a happy medium geographically and get it on there. and take pics.

 

[danielson]

Never mind that. There you are! How you doing hun? I'm all about studying hard. Long study sessions.

i thought i had to do an essay for today turns our ive got another week. DOH!

other than that im doin fine baby. how u doin?

 

[danielson]

okay, both of you post pics now, and then pm each other and find out where you live. then find a happy medium geographically and get it on there. and take pics.

sadly this would be the middle of the atlantic ocean

im game if you are


<sigh......why cant i live in the US, or at least own a plane or something>

 

[HappyScrappy]

sadly this would be the middle of the atlantic ocean

iceland is beautiful.
work it. own it.

 

[HumorMe]

How in the hell did this go from pet habits to heavy petting?

 

[PHATchik]

sadly this would be the middle of the atlantic ocean

im game if you are


<sigh......why cant i live in the US, or at least own a plane or something>

I was just thinking that I was born in the wrong country. I hear the Atlantic's nice this time of year.

 

[PHATchik]

How in the hell did this go from pet habits to heavy petting?

We're just good like that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I was just thinking that I was born in the wrong country. I hear the Atlantic's nice this time of year.

norwegian cruise lines are supposedly very nice - and cruises are always cheaper in an economy like this.

if you want it, you can always make it work.

 

[HumorMe]

We're just good like that.

It's amazing how certain subjects open up entirely different discussions!


Carry on.

 

[PHATchik]

Happy and Humor, you both have such awesome points. Good karma to you both.

 

[danielson]

apparently rekjavic (sp?) is a great party city, cheap to get to (relativly) from here but im sure it costs a minor fortune from america

damn that ocean! ill learn how to swim really fast. that ought to work


lol, look at some of the threads on this board humour me

 

[danielson]

on a side not, how does your kharma refill so quick happyscrappy (and anyone else that knows?)

so....how was everybodies day?

 

[PHATchik]

apparently rekjavic (sp?) is a great party city, cheap to get to (relativly) from here but im sure it costs a minor fortune from america

damn that ocean! ill learn how to swim really fast. that ought to work

You start swimming and I will too. We'll get there. ANd think of when we do. Oh my.

But it could be expensive any other way. Feel like relocating temporarily? You could hear lots of that Southern accent, and I could hear yours.

 

[HappyScrappy]

on a side not, how does your kharma refill so quick happyscrappy (and anyone else that knows?)

I know very little about karma on this site, other than I think it is silly. what do you mean refill?

whatever it is, I'd like think it has something to do with my rapist wit.

 

[danielson]

You start swimming and I will too. We'll get there. ANd think of when we do. Oh my.

But it could be expensive any other way. Feel like relocating temporarily? You could hear lots of that Southern accent, and I could hear yours.

i guess ill just have to dream of it ........

any time your in london.....anytime

 

[danielson]

I know very little about karma on this site, other than I think it is silly. what do you mean refill?

whatever it is, I'd like think it has something to do with my rapist wit.

as in you've managed to send me kharma twice but i have only been able to send it once without getting a 'i must spread my stuff around'

confusing as hell.....doesnt it reset itself or something?

 

[PHATchik]

i guess ill just have to dream of it ........

any time your in london.....anytime

Yup, it's going to have to be in my dreams too. But what good dreams they will be.

And if you ever decide to come visit the States (Tennessee particularly), you just let me know.

 

[danielson]

Yup, it's going to have to be in my dreams too. But what good dreams they will be.

And if you ever decide to come visit the States (Tennessee particularly), you just let me know.

count on it

 

[HappyScrappy]

sorry man - I don't know about the karma. for awhile it didn't work for me at all, so maybe it is getting me back for that. or magic.
I blame the dutch.

as for you two lovebirds - look on orbitz.com, they have good fares - and instead of seeing WHEN you want to go - put in where and then see when the lowest fares are.

I know from my area, they are always running what I think to be very cheap flights to london (under $200).

 

[HumorMe]

Thanks Phatchik...I'll hit you back but my karma is screwed up. It takes Karma but I can't give it back out. I emailed Chris to see if he could fix it. I haven't heard from yet. I'll hit you back when it's all fixed! Thanks

 

[supersizeme]

i had a cat named Big Mac who once ate some tinsel off the christmas tree and then tried to shit it out but it got stuck about halfway out with a big ball of shit on the end of it. so he was walking around the house dragging this piece of shit attached to the tinsel and i only realized this because i could see brown streaks everywhere on the tile. when i pulled the tinsel out of his ass he meowed as one would expect a cat to do when pulling tinsel stuck in the anal canal with shit attached to it.

my current cat, Zoie, likes her ass spanked. she has a routine where, whenever i take a shower, she waits for me to get out and open the door and she lays there awaiting me to start spanking her on the butt. she goes into a temporary state of insanity and rolls around uncontrollably when the spanks are occurring.

 

[HappyScrappy]

she goes into a temporary state of insanity and rolls around uncontrollably when the spanks are occurring.

interestingly enough, this is a very similar reaction to that which your mom does when I spank her...

 

[danielson]

ouch on the tinsel!