What weighs more, a pound of rocks or a pound of feathers?

[blut wump]

Not if you're the big red rock eater. The real question then is whether the rock is red.

 

[mountain muscle]

Suppose it was an african swallow?

Wait, wrong question.

 

[blut wump]

No, no, it's a good point. The feathers might well be from a flock of African swallows.

Where's Lestat when you need him to clear up these finer aspects of his devilish conundrum?

 

[blut wump]

and where are Pintoca's promised hotties????

 

[mountain muscle]

and where are Pintoca's promised hotties????

He must have sent them snail mail.

I don't even have a tracking number.

 

[blut wump]

He must have sent them snail mail.

I don't even have a tracking number.

eeew

 

[redguru]

Suppose it was an african swallow?

Wait, wrong question.

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

 

[bigmann245]

i live in the US we use the dollar here not pounds

 

[mountain muscle]

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

Wait a minute, Supposing two swallows carried it together?

 

[silverfish]

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