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Advice: What to do when your penis has been cut off.
As told by Dr Surasek Muangsombat.
1) Don't panic.
2) Find a piece of cloth, clean the cloth first and then press it hard on the wound to stop the blood.
3) Try to retrieve your severed member from wherever your angry partner had discarded it. Treasure Hunt???
4) Wash it in clean water just like you wash chicken liver at the basin and keep it in a plastic bag - it can be kept this way for up to six hours.
5) If possible, keep the plastic bag in a container of iced water. This way it keeps for 24 hours.
6) Get to a hospital. FAST and DO NOT LAUGH.
These stories are fucked:
When Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband John's penis a few years back, it caused a massive scandal in the US. The people of Thailand, however, were unimpressed. As any Thai man will tell you, the nation's fiery women have been chopping off their husbands' members for years.
In fact, there have been so many cases that Thai surgeons are world-famous for performing the microsurgery necessary to reattach the penis. And since 1977, this hospital has reattached 31 penises - world record, they claim. But why is Thailand top of the world league of penis violence?
Thirty out of the 31 penis-lopping cases has been committed by a spouse angered by a philandering husband. Thai men traditionally keep a mistress. And when the real wives find out, they take revenge. The penis is protected by Article 297 of the Thai Criminal Law Code, which says that anyone found guilty of attacking another's genitals faces a jail term from two to ten years. The micro surgical procedure to reattach the penis takes
six to ten hours. Two common names Thai men use for the penis are Jao Lok (world ruler) and Mangkorn Ya (giant dragon).
Case Studies:
1. A Penis Shared - In 1987, 22-year-old Kowit Banrunga awoke to find his wife had chopped off his penis and ran off with it. Kowit was bleeding too badly to chase her.
Luckily, three days later, a transexual undergoing surgery donated his penis to Kowit. Kowit said he'd been "born again".
2. A Penis Eaten - In 1988, a 40-year-old factory worker called Chusak Teppasutra was rushed to hospital with a bloody groin. He had come home drunk and his wife had lopped his member off and thrown it out the door, where it was eaten by a friendly neighbourhood dog.
3. A Mystery Penis - In 1990, a woman called Anong went to police in Songkhla to report a trange event. She said that when her husband Prasert had fallen asleep, his penis
had "fallen away from its base". Not without a little help from Anong who, as it turned out, whipped it off with a razor. Police arrested Anong while surgeons tried and failed to reattach Prasert's penis. Prasert later asked police to release his wife, to take care of
their children.
4. Penis in space - In March this year, a 47-year-old tuk-tuk driver called Prayoon learned the hard way that his wife Noi did not like him keeping a mistress and drugged him with sleeping pills. She then later hacked off his penis with her pineapple knife and sewed her husband's penis to a hot air balloon. It was never been seen again.
5. Miracle Penis - One man came to a hospital after his penis had been cut off, but had failed to bring the penis itself. The doctor sent the man running home to look for it, and he returned 15 hours later with the member, which his wife had flushed down the toilet.
The man dismantled the local sewage tanks to find it. The doctor said the penis was too dirty to reattach - as the infection might kill him. The man said he would commit suicide if
the doctor didn't operate. The doctor then went ahead and,to his amazement, was successful. "It must be a world first - a penis reattachment after 15 hours," the doctor said.
As told by Dr Surasek Muangsombat.
1) Don't panic.
2) Find a piece of cloth, clean the cloth first and then press it hard on the wound to stop the blood.
3) Try to retrieve your severed member from wherever your angry partner had discarded it. Treasure Hunt???
4) Wash it in clean water just like you wash chicken liver at the basin and keep it in a plastic bag - it can be kept this way for up to six hours.
5) If possible, keep the plastic bag in a container of iced water. This way it keeps for 24 hours.
6) Get to a hospital. FAST and DO NOT LAUGH.
These stories are fucked:
When Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband John's penis a few years back, it caused a massive scandal in the US. The people of Thailand, however, were unimpressed. As any Thai man will tell you, the nation's fiery women have been chopping off their husbands' members for years.
In fact, there have been so many cases that Thai surgeons are world-famous for performing the microsurgery necessary to reattach the penis. And since 1977, this hospital has reattached 31 penises - world record, they claim. But why is Thailand top of the world league of penis violence?
Thirty out of the 31 penis-lopping cases has been committed by a spouse angered by a philandering husband. Thai men traditionally keep a mistress. And when the real wives find out, they take revenge. The penis is protected by Article 297 of the Thai Criminal Law Code, which says that anyone found guilty of attacking another's genitals faces a jail term from two to ten years. The micro surgical procedure to reattach the penis takes
six to ten hours. Two common names Thai men use for the penis are Jao Lok (world ruler) and Mangkorn Ya (giant dragon).
Case Studies:
1. A Penis Shared - In 1987, 22-year-old Kowit Banrunga awoke to find his wife had chopped off his penis and ran off with it. Kowit was bleeding too badly to chase her.
Luckily, three days later, a transexual undergoing surgery donated his penis to Kowit. Kowit said he'd been "born again".
2. A Penis Eaten - In 1988, a 40-year-old factory worker called Chusak Teppasutra was rushed to hospital with a bloody groin. He had come home drunk and his wife had lopped his member off and thrown it out the door, where it was eaten by a friendly neighbourhood dog.
3. A Mystery Penis - In 1990, a woman called Anong went to police in Songkhla to report a trange event. She said that when her husband Prasert had fallen asleep, his penis
had "fallen away from its base". Not without a little help from Anong who, as it turned out, whipped it off with a razor. Police arrested Anong while surgeons tried and failed to reattach Prasert's penis. Prasert later asked police to release his wife, to take care of
their children.
4. Penis in space - In March this year, a 47-year-old tuk-tuk driver called Prayoon learned the hard way that his wife Noi did not like him keeping a mistress and drugged him with sleeping pills. She then later hacked off his penis with her pineapple knife and sewed her husband's penis to a hot air balloon. It was never been seen again.
5. Miracle Penis - One man came to a hospital after his penis had been cut off, but had failed to bring the penis itself. The doctor sent the man running home to look for it, and he returned 15 hours later with the member, which his wife had flushed down the toilet.
The man dismantled the local sewage tanks to find it. The doctor said the penis was too dirty to reattach - as the infection might kill him. The man said he would commit suicide if
the doctor didn't operate. The doctor then went ahead and,to his amazement, was successful. "It must be a world first - a penis reattachment after 15 hours," the doctor said.
