When we were about 20, I went to the mall with a friend. He needed to get some pants. He told me, "Hold on, I'll be right back." He didn't want me to know that he had to get his pants in the boy's department. And if that wasn't bad enough, when he went to pay for the pants, there was a real cute cashier working and he pulled out a wad of cash to try and impress her. I said, "Oh I see that you cashed your unemployment check." That's one of the few times that I saw him turn red. He deserved every bit of it.