Were all green, tattoo a couple facial tears, sport a 40oz in a paper bag, sag your pants to your knees, get a fake gun(water gun and fill with liquor) and when people ask what you are tell them gangrene.
we have a halloween party to go to tonight...i HATE getting fucking dressed up...i'm taking the ez way out...larry the cable guy...i already have all the shit i need in my closet on account of i am a redneck.