What is the biggest turn off on a guy

[SoKlueles]

Since FSUPAT made a thread about what is a big turn off on a woman....ladies...what is the biggest turn off on a man? a dickey do? combover...greasy hair..you tell me..I want to hear all the answers. I think my biggest pet peeve..is a 60 year old man..driving around with his shirt unbuttoned...with 10 gold chains hanging on his grey chest hair...all 3 of em...and whistling at 19 year old women Ok girls...lets hear it

 

[cutiegirl]

I hate the comb over, if your going bald and its that bad, just shave the shit off

 

[tuc biscuit]

I think my biggest turn on is a 60 year old man..driving around with his shirt unbuttoned...with 10 gold chains hanging on his grey chest hair, I just imagine running my hands through the hair on his pimple-ridden, fat, pasty back......Oh I am so wet right now.

That is shocking

 

[SoKlueles]

u suck tuc i didnt write that u goober

 

[tuc biscuit]

It is there in black and grey. You git.

 

[fsupat70]

Originally posted by SoKlueles
I think my biggest turn on is a 60 year old man..driving around with his shirt unbuttoned...with 10 gold chains hanging on his grey chest hair, I just imagine running my hands through the hair on his pimple-ridden, fat, pasty back......Oh I am so wet right now.

None of this surprises me in the least

 

[SoKlueles]

OMG i did not write that....i was framed and i think i can sue....grrrrrr

 

[tuc biscuit]

I admit it, I love a good saggy pair of man boobs on my men

 

[gingersnap]

excessive body hair, especially back hair...I don't want any sasquatch!

 

[Parabellum]

Too funny tuc.

 

[jubei]

Soklueles, your one freaky bitch.

 

[SoKlueles]

um ty?

 

[Gymgurl]

1.) big butt
2.) bald spot
3.) small dick when everything else looks great
4.) bad teeth
5.) beer belly

okay how do you guys like it!

 

[SoKlueles]

u go girl!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jubei]

LOL @ gymgurl. What is considered a small dick? What is considered a big one?

What is the most important bodypart on a guy in your opinion?

 

[SoKlueles]

5 inches or below in my book.

 

[Gymgurl]

It really depends on how they use it....but have you ever just had this great hot sexy guy and found something in his pants that just made you laugh to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing 5 and under. To big????? Can there be one!!!!???

 

[SoKlueles]

or a roll of quarters fall out haaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Gymgurl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,............LMAO

 

[jubei]

What is ideal then...8 or 9?

 

[SoKlueles]

7 is good

 

[jubei]

9 is ideal? Sweet I'm in. ; )

 

[tuc biscuit]

okay how do you guys like it!

at least 5'10, blonde, maximum24 inch waist, minimumd-cup, permanantley shaved, homemaker, cook, sex-slave, and realises that they are second best.

Thanks for asking.

 

[SoKlueles]

tuc=pig

 

[tuc biscuit]

You better not be a woman mentioning the word pig, without preparing me some pork chops or bacon.

 

[SoKlueles]

if its up ur butt will it cook?

 

[jubei]

tuc why so tall? I would say at least 5'2 or so but small women are fun too.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I was being a swine deliberately, just giving these cruel women something back haha. It was because I imagine none of them are that tall, so .........well......bleh.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

tuc why so tall? I would say at least 5'2 or so but small women are fun too.

youre a shortie yourself right?

 

[Gymgurl]

We didn't start this someone of your gender did...We just thought you guys deserved it right back!

 

[SoKlueles]

you got that right. Tuc=piggy short piggy too

 

[dzulboy]

hmmm i think i will stay out of this one lol some funny shit though

 

[Robert Jan]

The girl that sayd big ass-

Does that include lean guys with big asses?

Im one of those guys man... I could be 5% and probably still have a big ass. I hope your cool with that. i thought big glutes were cool.

 

[bigsonrising]

You better not be a woman mentioning the word pig, without preparing me some pork chops or bacon.

FUCKIN HILARIOUS

 

[tuc biscuit]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS

Thank god someone else shares the same high-brow sense of humour as me.

 

[jubei]

youre a shortie yourself right?

Well I'm 5'11 so if thats short than I guess so.

 

[Gymgurl]

as long as your ass looks right on your body it's all good!!!

 

[bigsonrising]

Thank god someone else shares the same high-brow sense of humour as me.

Yeah, I'd give you more Karma, but I can't....FELLAS???

 

[SoKlueles]

ok big and tuc no frickin karma today......lol

 

[bigsonrising]

Ahh, C'mon gurl, I'm from Florida too