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HighIntensity
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For me it would be 400 10 mg pills of anavar...still looking into how to ask mom for that though
What about you
What about you
sorry. but that really is what i want. to spend the wholeday with puc, and do absolutely nothing, except have wild sex of course. unfortunately that will not happen.HighIntensity said:damit daised always the romantic...
killing me girl
supersizeme said:i would like jenna jameson in a pushup bra and a little red bow covering her honeypot underneath my tree.

i don't think i can get rid of it.HighIntensity said:daised,
keep that romatic spunk...its good for you
i'm kind of mad i'm not on that list. wheres the love?Bigdawg1468 said:MK, Vix, 3V, Phem, Kronkette, Toga22, Nicolepap, Bikinkmom,JenBFL, Velveet, waiting for me and sitting around the tree with nothing but smiles on their face when I come downstairs X-mas morning
Hey if you want me to wish for a gift I gotta go for the stars![]()
Bigdawg1468 said:Whatta mean? You better look again
There is room under my tree for all the lovely ladies of Elite
daised said:
thanks, i feel better.
The Nature Boy said:a robot. or a monkey. or a robot monkey.or something for my ADD. or a pirate ship. a pirate ship with a crew of robot monkeys.
I need help.
Binky said:
SSme,
Wouldn't you rather have my Mailbox all dressed up with a red
bow to jerk off in?????
You seem to like that.......![]()
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68GT350 said:A donkey, economy size bottle of Astroglide, bucket of ice, and a rubber chicken.
68GT350 said:Who said anything about using them together? I just want those things.
The Nature Boy said:
<slightly dissapointed> oh okay.
68GT350 said:
OK ok...I'll fess up. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
I put the astroglide on the donkey's undercarriage. Then I launch him off the roof and enjoy the sight of a flying jackass. The ice is to sooth his scorched belly. The rubber chicken is just something I've always wanted from watching Nickelodeon for years.
<wipes tears> that was funny as hell.HighIntensity said:NB- you write some classic stuff...
dballer said:
I asked for a Pirate Ship when I was 19.. I was tripping on Acid or somthing.. and I asked my Dad of a Pirate Ship... I did not get one..
This year I would like new knees. Or a Glide with a Brake for my car.
Pink Space Biscuit said:
Pirate ships rock. So do wenches with barrels of ale and apples.
By your leave MadamLiLady11 said:I want a man slave!!
And abs...
and an apartment!!
oh, and a car!!
Damn, I'm a needy lil gal!!
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