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13/02/2003 14:08 - (SA)
Elderly lovers in sex shock
Italy - A couple with a combined age of 159 have been found guilty of indecency after having sex in a car near a school.
The man, 85, and woman, 74, were arrested after schoolgirls in Italy spotted the pair in a rocking car with misted windows.
When officers arrived at the school at Lanciano they found the senior citizens in a passionate clinch.
Despite being naked from the waist down, the man managed to jump out of the car and evade police, but they caught up with him later after the woman gave his details.
The couple were charged with indecency. Prosecutors described them as occasional lovers.
A judge gave them a 50 day suspended jail sentence and let them off with a warning. - Ananova.com
Elderly lovers in sex shock
Italy - A couple with a combined age of 159 have been found guilty of indecency after having sex in a car near a school.
The man, 85, and woman, 74, were arrested after schoolgirls in Italy spotted the pair in a rocking car with misted windows.
When officers arrived at the school at Lanciano they found the senior citizens in a passionate clinch.
Despite being naked from the waist down, the man managed to jump out of the car and evade police, but they caught up with him later after the woman gave his details.
The couple were charged with indecency. Prosecutors described them as occasional lovers.
A judge gave them a 50 day suspended jail sentence and let them off with a warning. - Ananova.com
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
For people who like peace and quiet: A phoneless cord.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Dain bramaged.
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Bullit said:
Man.....there's the kind of comedy I expect from Bullit.
Well, that, and at least one joke involving the word gay or poo.
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