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What are the most important things you do before a first date?

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SoKlueles

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Shave your legs? floss your teeth? what is it?
 
SoKlueles said:
Oh im sorry what do people under 35 call it?
hooking up??
and answer the damned question jerk head
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it was just a joke.. sorry friend..
 
Just make sure I look nice. Shave, brush teeth, shower, put on nice cologne. Wear nice clothes but not formal dress attire. Whatever AAP recommends.
 
when I was single

figure out where we are going.. have a plan. (assuming I asked)

clean up.. make sure my nail look good (women seem to notice that) teeth look clean hair.. and NO NOSE HAIR (LOL)

clean my place (in case we end up back there) and have wine and or beer in the fridge
 
habitualhealth said:
dolce & gabanna, marc jacobs, jean paul gaultier, issey miyake...there's another new one that i can't remember.


(i'm a cologne fanatic...if i could marinate myself in men's cologne (without looking like a freak) i'd do it in a heartbeat) yum yum yum.
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Freak
 
habitualhealth said:
call the guy and make sure he doesn't forget his credit card (s)
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where do you swipe it? ;)

i prepare for first dates by finding a sleeveless shirt, doing 400 pushups, and practicing my strut to Staying Alive for 15 minutes. once ive found my groove, its all over ;)
 
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I trim all my body hair and pubes

chances are good that I wont get laid, but hey - if it comes up I'll look pretty good naked.
 
jack_schitt said:
I just make sure my bathrooms are clean and I'm wearing something other than work clothes. What you see is what you get.
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lol you do the same schitt as me ;)

bathrooms being clean is essential if youre having people back at home, who may want to "freshen up".

...that being said, i expect that alien amp has skidmarks like a dragstrip in his toilet...useless mofo
 
GoldenDelicious said:
...that being said, i expect that alien amp has skidmarks like a dragstrip in his toilet...useless mofo
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True and if they are still around after the bathroom, then surely my matching underwear won't matter either.
 
UA_Iron said:
I trim all my body hair and pubes

chances are good that I wont get laid, but hey - if it comes up I'll look pretty good naked.
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dude wtf?
always assume the best


u no convidence poor kid :(
 
I get fall down drunk and eat a handful of viagra. Then I do a huge line in the car, don't bother with any cleanup, and ask her if I can "drop the kids off" before we go.
 
almost forgot...

I also consult tiger88 so I can get the newest metrosexual news/updates so I can pretend to be sensitive and in touch with my feminine side. :p
 
hamstershaver said:
i usually buy a few candy bars for her
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A black leather briefcase filled with Hostess products would also work well. If you dont't have a briefcase, you can always use a plastic Piggly Wiggly bag.
 
alien amp pharm said:
True and if they are still around after the bathroom, then surely my matching underwear won't matter either.
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i think that counts as a suit...

you have more style than i thought....perhaps you make it further into the date before you impose a massive cockblock on yourself ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
damn, you make them wait 3 whole dates?

yeesh. insist on a dowry of chickens and goats whydontcha :worried:
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lol @ "them."

HH must be into gang bangs. :lmao:
 
habitualhealth said:
dolce & gabanna, marc jacobs, jean paul gaultier, issey miyake...there's another new one that i can't remember.


(i'm a cologne fanatic...if i could marinate myself in men's cologne (without looking like a freak) i'd do it in a heartbeat) yum yum yum.
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You should look into Man by Rochas. Stupid name but it is hands down the best.


Oh and, I don't like how girls wear such strong perfume that the guy can hardly breathe.
 
eat big said:
You should look into Man by Rochas. Stupid name but it is hands down the best.


Oh and, I don't like how girls wear such strong perfume that the guy can hardly breathe.
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thats to cover up some stinky kitty
 
GoldenDelicious said:
damn, you make them wait 3 whole dates?

yeesh. insist on a dowry of chickens and goats whydontcha :worried:
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haha I didn't say I made anyone "wait"...persay. Hell, i haven't been out on a date in at least a year.

The denied, denied...approved was from an episode of will & grace. Karen swipes her cleavage twice with her c-card then swings her ass around and swipes it....for approval.

At this point, i'd probably call to confirm the date 24 hours in advance. Very business savvy of me ya know. :worried:
 
jack_schitt said:
A black leather briefcase filled with Hostess products would also work well. If you dont't have a briefcase, you can always use a plastic Piggly Wiggly bag.
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You must have a hard time on dates if you still have to tempt all the fatties you go out with, with snack cakes.
 
Make sure my fingernails are clean and my breath doesn't stink.





For the second date, I make sure my foreskin is clean.
 
coldblue1955 said:
money is the key. have lots of money to spend on your lady.
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fuck that ...only if she is well worth it and it will usually take a while to find that out anyway
 
lets see a few days earlier i wash & Wax the Vette (don't trust those mofos at detail shops) they might drive it and i find it /them wrapped around a telephone pole.after its sparkling clean,its my turn.......Yeah! Me------> ;)
Haircut, some color....Full body wax :p ...Shower & shave then its lotion time.
gals dig that ya know! then i apply colongne spiked with phorhomes :evil: now the trap is laid & i'm set to go.


RADAR
 
Hit the barber for a cut and shave. Shower extensively.
clean inside ears
shave genitals and armpits
pop any possible zit
brush and floss
clip toe- and fingernails


Pick out perfect set of clothing. That includes picking the right cufflinks, the right glasses, the right gloves, the right tie- the details.

Watch the news in case a silence falls during dinner.
 
decide if I want to limit my dialogue to movie lines.

Usually I do. Women don't know the difference. Dating is economics and a game of "will her friends be impressed by your stuff?"

It's that simple.

if you're interested in a relationship, that's another issue.
 
1. Shower and shave everything (just in case ;) )
2. Pick out fit (this can take a while but is important for the other steps)
3. Paint toe nails ( also just in case)
4. Just add this to the routine coat of spray tan.
5. Do make up
6. Brush teeth (again just in case)
7. Do hair
8. Brush teeth again ( paranoid about bad breath)
9. Check self out in mirror in bra and panties.
10. Put on outfit and check self out in mirror.
11. Change check self out in mirror
12. Brush teeth again
13. Apply lipstick good to go after that.

Whole processed can take any where from 1.5 – 3 hours even if the dude doesn’t turn out to be worth the effort I find process fun. :qt:
 
superqt4u2nv said:
1. Shower and shave everything (just in case ;) )
2. Pick out fit (this can take a while but is important for the other steps)
3. Paint toe nails ( also just in case)
4. Just add this to the routine coat of spray tan.
5. Do make up
6. Brush teeth (again just in case)
7. Do hair
8. Brush teeth again ( paranoid about bad breath)
9. Check self out in mirror in bra and panties.
10. Put on outfit and check self out in mirror.
11. Change check self out in mirror
12. Brush teeth again
13. Apply lipstick good to go after that.

Whole processed can take any where from 1.5 – 3 hours even if the dude doesn’t turn out to be worth the effort I find process fun. :qt:
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You're only brushing teeth just in case? So if a guy has no shot you'll go out with stinky breath? Scratch that PM re: if you're ever in town. :)
 
Dial_tone said:
You're only brushing teeth just in case? So if a guy has no shot you'll go out with stinky breath? Scratch that PM re: if you're ever in town. :)
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No I always brush them several times regardless but if things aren't going well by the time we get to the resturant extra garlic is a good friend ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
No I always brush them several times regardless but if things aren't going well by the time we get to the resturant extra garlic is a good friend ;)
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I learned something important a couple days ago. Do not ask your girlfriend if she's been eating garlic after kissing her.
 
RADAR said:
lets see a few days earlier i wash & Wax the Vette (don't trust those mofos at detail shops) they might drive it and i find it /them wrapped around a telephone pole.after its sparkling clean,its my turn.......Yeah! Me------> ;)
Haircut, some color....Full body wax :p ...Shower & shave then its lotion time.
gals dig that ya know! then i apply colongne spiked with phorhomes :evil: now the trap is laid & i'm set to go.


RADAR
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Pheromones? PHEROMONES!!!! You spiked your cologne with Pheromones? Well I've never heard of such a thing..thanks :bigkiss:
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
decide if I want to limit my dialogue to movie lines.

Usually I do. Women don't know the difference. Dating is economics and a game of "will her friends be impressed by your stuff?"

It's that simple.

if you're interested in a relationship, that's another issue.
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Tell it like it is brother, tell it like it is. All praise be upon the truth and those who spread it.
 
Get dressed, do my hair and makeup brush teeth. When all that is done I run back and forth to the mirror about 4 or 5 times just to make sure!LOL
 
Get a good pump going.

Stand in front of the mirror posing and grimacing for at least 1/2 hour, all while screaming at the mirror 'You're the MAN! You're the Fucking MAN!!!", repeatedly.

Grab the under armor.

Lock lats into place, spread arms wide, and start walking like I've got a severe spinal injury.

Then I'm all set to go. :cool:
 
I dunno i do what i normally do because i figure why do anything special.. a date is like any other day..

He gets me how i am normally because i don't want to put on a show:)

But im pretty much always well groomed anyhow
 
c-sharp minor said:
Get a good pump going.

Stand in front of the mirror posing and grimacing for at least 1/2 hour, all while screaming at the mirror 'You're the MAN! You're the Fucking MAN!!!", repeatedly.

Grab the under armor.

Lock lats into place, spread arms wide, and start walking like I've got a severe spinal injury.

Then I'm all set to go. :cool:
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lmao

you guys SO do this.

friggin' meatheads. ;)
 
make shure house and vehicle are super clean the day before, so it's easy to have clean the day of...

Make shure I myself and uber clean and trimmed. Everything from nails to each and every hair. I might even get a pedicure the day before if she's worth it. "side note, I have pretty feet." I've been told that by numerous girls. I don't like icky feet. Who wants to feel sandpaper under the sheets!?!

OH, and if it's going to be a first through fifth date with someone that i'm really into, a new outfit.

Whiskey
 
habitualhealth said:
lmao

you guys SO do this.

friggin' meatheads. ;)
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I do that too, what are you saying huh???

Its instant confidence

Infact, check out my myspace pic haha
 
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