Werd, get your saggy heiny in here

[dave smith]

Werd, if you had me, you'd need super absorbent Bounty panties.

"The quicker picker upper!" That was funny Keeter.

 

[Werd]

Really? Weren't you the one that was crying about how all MILF's pussies were too stretched out for you?

A whole lotta guys countered with "maybe their pussies aren't too big.... maybe your dick is too small."

These words came from other men.... not me. How funny was that, Dave?

But thanks for clearing that up for me, keeter.

 

[Werd]

And yes, you are 100% correct in your description of me.

Won't be photoshopping anything as I don't have any access to such equipment.

You say tomato, I say tomato...

But you still have a teenyweenypeeny.

 

[BileStew]

Werd, if you had me, you'd need super absorbent Bounty panties.

Bladder problems?

 

[SoKlueles]

can you say Owned?

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Really? Weren't you the one that was crying about how all MILF's pussies were too stretched out for you?

I haven't read all of your posts, so I don't (didn't) know you consider yourself a milf. If you are a milf, then that explains your
inability to score, and your fantasy obsession with your ex.

Post up, you might not be that bad....I never said milf's weren't hot in a simple context (well, maybe I did, can't remember), but in my world, even though I may look at a milf, and say she is hot, I can't categorize her as hot (in my book) because she's a milf, and
wouldn't be as much fun in bed. I like girls to ride my face, and I've had nightmares of being smothered by a milf's saggy coober.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Bladder problems?

Werd would just be so hot for me, she'd flood her panties.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

can you say Owned?

Listen girl, don't get on here defending Werd, she admitted I nailed her to a "t". Saggy B cup, acne scarring, flat butt, no gym membership. Some guys like girls like that. There's a Screech for every milf out there.

Last time I saw Screech though, he was pumping iron, so I may have to substitue someone for him.

After you scan and email me a copy of your STD test showing your infection free (which I doubt), and clean that mess up in your panties, I will get my tetanus shot, run an IV of antibiotics (as a safety measure) and come up to your holler and see ya.

 

[dave smith]

Really? Weren't you the one that was crying about how all MILF's pussies were too stretched out for you?

A whole lotta guys countered with "maybe their pussies aren't too big.... maybe your dick is too small."

These words came from other men.... not me. How funny was that, Dave?

But thanks for clearing that up for me, keeter.

Werd, what are you talking about here? I'm not sure because I was the one who started the thread about MILFS. Actually it was women with children in the gym. I said they were hot, and it did'nt bother me if they had stretched out pussies because I was more than man enough to fill them! A little touchy are we when someone says something funny about you arn't we?

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh dear Keeter.....you have some problems, besides needing a rabies shot...cuz you are foaming at the mouth from these avatars in here...
i think I have u pegged
you are 17 years old
You are a virgin
You are a gay virgin at that and very sexually frustrated.
Dont take it out on us because your right hand is your best friend.