Well i caught hell today

[RADAR]

So we are taking a leisure ride into the backwoods and happen to stop on an old wooden bridge, The missus "Radar" and i are standing there enjoying the scenery when i happen to look down and i am shocked to see out of the gap in the timber a whole horde of big red wasps are crawling up her leg, i holler run as i make a beeline back to the car (i mean no sense in both of us getting stung) I'm the first one in as she is outside the door hollering and carrying on something awful. Finally i jump out run over and get the last two remaning wasts off her.
She recieved several stings ---but no supper for me tonight!

Aint life grand!

RADAR

 

[Pamela]

So we are taking a leisure ride into the backwoods and happen to stop on an old wooden bridge, The missus "Radar" and i are standing there enjoying the scenery when i happen to look down and i am shocked to see out of the gap in the timber a whole horde of big red wasps are crawling up her leg, i holler run as i make a beeline back to the car (i mean no sense in both of us getting stung) I'm the first one in as she is outside the door hollering and carrying on something awful. Finally i jump out run over and get the last two remaning wasts off her.
She recieved several stings ---but no supper for me tonight!

Aint life grand!

RADAR

1st mistake is not getting the wasps off her!
2nd mistate is to run
3rd is to get into the car before she does..


Boy you are in deep doo doo!!!!!!!!

 

[Burning_Inside]

like its your fault next time let her stand there.

 

[biteme]

You are so in the dog house.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Not your fault.....

 

[georgie24]

so not your fault. next time act like you dont see her and let the bugs eat her up

 

[RADAR]

LOL! even if i had a gun i couldn't help it!

RADAR

 

[georgie24]

grab a bottle of "women repelent" its in isle 4 at walmart.

 

[ChefWide]

Women repelent = A good cigar.

Husbands Credo:

When your right, I am wrong. When you are wrong, it's my fault.

 

[RADAR]

Women repelent = A good cigar.

Husbands Credo:

When your right, I am wrong. When you are wrong, it's my fault.

Ain't that the truth.


RADAR

 

[SoKlueles]

hahahahahaha you ran, cute

 

[georgie24]

cigar lol i like that one...my woman blazes up cigarretes like they are going out of style. the cigar smoke will be retarded against her

 

[bran987]

lmao!!!!
I imagine your fat little avatar running away screaming from your wife for some reason, like tommy boy with the bees

 

[WODIN]

If you didn't have any water then piss would have gotten them off her.

 

[Y_lifter]

Next time just stand there, point at her wasp encrusted leg and say:

Yo, Hon, you may wanna do something about them there waspers
that are ready to eat yo ass up something fierce..

 

[GoldenDelicious]

LOL whatever you do dont let her watch any movies about knights in shining armour tonight

ROFL that would have been hilarious

 

[Tryn2]

That is hilarious. You ran and got in the car first. Radar that cracks me up. I have nice visual all layed out....
Unno if you get mugged, you can push her down or towards him first then run, you would up your chances of escaping first again....

 

[gab9681]

Man, my old lady would of killed me if I did that. She's all about the knight in shining armor shit.

 

[PHATchik]

LMAO! You're all heart RADAR...really.

 

[chewyxrage]

hahaha

but you're right, there wasen't much you could do besides smash the fuckers against her leg which wouldn't have helped at all, really.

 

[PHATchik]

hahaha

but you're right, there wasen't much you could do besides smash the fuckers against her leg which wouldn't have helped at all, really.

Ah, but that's not the point. The point is he ran instead of at least pretending to try and help. Effort counts for a lot.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Radars score for gallantry, courage, good judgement, and selflessness. 0

 

[Buddy_Christ]

like its your fault next time let her stand there.

no shit. what the hell are you supposed to do in a situation like that...start grabbing at them so your hands get stung to hell? yeah right. i need my hands for jerking off too badly to let them incur multiple bee/hornet/wasp stings.

might not be too bad though...it'd be like ribbed for my pleasure.

 

[AAP]

I would have done the same. I shit you not. I would have left the door locked and cracked the window just a bit and said "they off? you sure? show me. hey where you going?" While she was running around in circles outside.

When we got home, I would be like "but baby, I like... blew the horn. trying to distract them. I mean, that is helping. yeah. I helped."

 

[RADAR]

Funny AAP

You guys are all heart.

RADAR

 

[georgie24]

did you eat yet lol?

 

[RADAR]

did you eat yet lol?

Right now i'm making mine & hers food.

Our cat uses the doghouse, and there aint no room for us both.

RADAR

 

[Pamela]

Right now i'm making mine & hers food.

Our cat uses the doghouse, and there aint no room for us both.

RADAR

Well it's good you made her dinner.
And I hope you gave her a hot bath!